Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum » LMAO how easy it is to trick astronauts into having ghey sex with you (deer diary)
  1. Results 1 to 6 of 6
  2. Page 1 of 1

Thread: LMAO how easy it is to trick astronauts into having ghey sex with you (deer diary)

post 1699457533 03-20-2024, 08:26 AM
-
#1
  1. mulletwarrior
  2. Registered User
  1. mulletwarrior
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Nov 2013
  4. Age: 41
  5. Posts: 13,586
  6. Rep Power: 99233

LMAO how easy it is to trick astronauts into having ghey sex with you (deer diary)

Cliffs:

- riding public transit, quiet ride, everyone on best behavior
- in walks wild astronaut, ripped as fukk, tons of swag, blasting music out of his Bluetooth speaker
- ppl uncomfortable, but I’m mirin hard
- I go up to him “hey king, my wife needs a bull, can we take you out tonight”
- he accepts

lol he prolly thinks he gonna bang my wife and humiliate me and get his reparations.

But little does he know that I will be madterbating to him, not my wife lol. I’m going to come up to him and grab his knob and tell him no I’m not gay just making sure you are hard for my wife. Will slap his azz as he is banging my wife and time my climax for the same time as his and jump in front of my wife’s face to catch his ropes in my mouth.

JFL @ how easy it is for us white cux to trick strong astronaut bulls into having ghey sex
mo e
post 1699457623 03-20-2024, 08:27 AM
-
#2
  1. dabbmw2002
  2. Trolling the trolls.....
  1. dabbmw2002
  2. Trolling the trolls.....
  3. Join Date: Jan 2007
  4. Location: Maryland, United States
  5. Posts: 73,334
  6. Rep Power: 713784
Post deleted by user
Original Ruckus
post 1699457653 03-20-2024, 08:28 AM
-
#3
  1. JerkinOff
  2. Banned
  1. JerkinOff
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Mar 2024
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 128
  6. Rep Power: 0
idk seems like a lot of unnecessary steps

just ask him to bust in ur mouth im sure he could careless
post 1699459153 03-20-2024, 09:05 AM
-
#4
  1. anonkunbrah
  1. anonkunbrah
  3. Join Date: Jul 2015
  4. Posts: 52,481
  5. Subscribers: 1
  6. Rep Power: 372732
nice man
post 1699459233 03-20-2024, 09:07 AM
-
#5
  1. Godfrd824
  1. Godfrd824
  3. Join Date: Oct 2008
  4. Location: DevilMayRage's Head, Rent Free
  5. Posts: 57,240
  6. Subscribers: 2
  7. Rep Power: 383141
Originally Posted By dabbmw2002⏩
I'm not sure how to respond to this post.
Stezus will know how.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 1699459323 03-20-2024, 09:10 AM
-
#6
  1. mulletwarrior
  2. Registered User
  1. mulletwarrior
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Nov 2013
  4. Age: 41
  5. Posts: 13,586
  6. Rep Power: 99233
Originally Posted By dabbmw2002⏩
I'm not sure how to respond to this post.
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Stezus will know how.
My wife and I can take you out to dinner somewhere nice. Don't worry, we'll pickup the tab - I'm sure you will find some way to repay us
mo e
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts