And when she finally asked me what my problem was I calmly indicated I knew what she was planning and if she chose to continue waiting to order her burrito bowl I would inform the custodian of her intent to discharge an unfathomably putrid hiney hemlock that would irreversibly clog the toilet in the gender neutral bathroom and force him to aggressively and probably unsuccessfully plunger the drain for hours on end with his nine inch nails live in raleigh tshirt pulled up over his nose and to avoid that scenario she would likely be asked to leave the establishment and rather than heeding my warning she said I seemed artistic or at least that’s what it sounded like and turned back around

mirin' OP's rizz

You should have stood in front of the restroom with your arms extended out both ways to block her passage and save the toilet from assured destruction

Lol an unimaginably putrid hiney hemlock