Misc, do you think I can win race wars if I do these things

Gonna get a spoon engine for my honda civic, a borley exhaust as well, learn to double clutch instead of granny shift, get specially made welds on my intake to withstand 100 shot of NOS.
Barbers offer to cut my throat instead of my hair because of my ugliness crew
Cry myself to sleep while humping mattress and clutching pillow crew
Make eye contact with a girl, pass out and get a concussion crew
T-Mobile worker laughed at me because only had one number for 5-friends/family plan crew
Got jumped and bystanders laughed/recorded it crew
Take out trash and trash man mistakes me for garbage crew
Mom slides food through slot in my door without saying a word crew