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03-27-2024, 03:46 PM
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Anyone else ever almost been abducted by aliens?
I went to the Home Depot today and as I was looking for a parking spot a bunch of little brown men came running towards me.
Luckily a nice man in a Chevy 4x4 pulled up in between us and lured them all into the back of his truck and drove off, preventing them from probing my anus.
Luckily a nice man in a Chevy 4x4 pulled up in between us and lured them all into the back of his truck and drove off, preventing them from probing my anus.
03-27-2024, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
next time, just scare them off with loud noises... clapping etc. Make sure to never make eye contact, and never block their escape path, and you'll be fine.I went to the Home Depot today and as I was looking for a parking spot a bunch of little brown men came running towards me.
Luckily a nice man in a Chevy 4x4 pulled up in between us and lured them all into the back of his truck and drove off, preventing them from probing my anus.
Luckily a nice man in a Chevy 4x4 pulled up in between us and lured them all into the back of his truck and drove off, preventing them from probing my anus.
03-27-2024, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
So you missed out on the best part?I went to the Home Depot today and as I was looking for a parking spot a bunch of little brown men came running towards me.
Luckily a nice man in a Chevy 4x4 pulled up in between us and lured them all into the back of his truck and drove off,preventing them from probing my anus.
Luckily a nice man in a Chevy 4x4 pulled up in between us and lured them all into the back of his truck and drove off,preventing them from probing my anus.
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03-27-2024, 04:13 PM
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Lucky Chevy drivers. Always swooping in.
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03-27-2024, 04:23 PM
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ya i got abdicated by aliens
03-27-2024, 04:41 PM
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- BuckNakedinBama
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bro, the key is to abduct the aliens before they can abduct you. Steal them, have them build a fence, patio, wall, etc, then take them to the bank to get money for them and just drive off
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03-27-2024, 04:43 PM
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Home Depot is their headquarters shop at Lowe’s breh.
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03-27-2024, 04:59 PM
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