Learned how to card count while misc was down, nice little skill to have

So while misc was down I spent my working hours watching Blackjack videos on counting and studied basic strategy.

I was compelled to do so because I got sick of all the jackas5 Blackjack players lecturing me about basic strategy and how I'm "not playing it right."

I use a simplified count system where I only track the low cards (2 - 6). And I don't employ a true count, it's basically a simplified running count of the small cards.

Been playing Buster Blackjack which offers a side bet on how many cards the dealer will bust.

When the count gets high, I do a small base bet, and implement a modest progression bet on the Buster side bet.

When the dealer inevitably busts, the payout is as follows:

Bust 3 or 4 cards - 2-to-1 payout

Bust 5 cards - 4-to-1 payout

Bust 6 cards - 15-to-1 payout

Bust 7 or more cards - 50-to-1 payout.

Bust 8 or more cards - 250-to-1 payout


Been having lots of fun with this strategy... BUT I DON'T RECOMMEND IT. GAMBLING IS BAD, AND YOU WILL EVENTUALLY LOSE.

I'm just sh/tposting for LOLz... don't gamble, it's a sin.
Everything I post is satire.
Tricknology Grand Master.