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Forum ยป Funny stuff you've heard old people say irl
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Thread: Funny stuff you've heard old people say irl

post 1700249283 04-23-2024, 10:08 AM
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Funny stuff you've heard old people say irl

"I've never known a gay that could keep a job" - my grandpa

"my nurse was blacker than coal" - grandpa's friend

"the south will rise again" - friends dad

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post 1700268753 04-23-2024, 07:44 PM
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one boomer woman told this guy 50 year old guy who is 300 pounds obese and unattractive face who just got divorce raped and is broke that he needs to "get himself out there and get on the apps" to start dating.


she has no fuking clue he will have zero matches except bots. I dont want to get involved to red pill them, he will have to figure that out.
post 1700268833 04-23-2024, 07:49 PM
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"the wrong side won, harold"

true story
post 1700268973 04-23-2024, 07:56 PM
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My buddy's grandpa to his grandma when he opened the door to find my bud and his friends hotboxing the bathroom:

"Jesus fcucking Christ Irma, the kids are smokin opium!!!"
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