30 years old, married and playing RuneScape on a Friday night

What a night in the trap boyos.

Ive been married for 2 years and the lust is already gone. I'm sitting in my study playing RuneScape. My wife is nowhere to be seen, she said she was seeing friends and she'd either stay at a friends or get a late cab.

My plan for the night is to continue playing RuneScape (hopefully reach 91 slayer). I'm feeling nostalgic so might watch American Pie with the occasional break to muster up any libido I have left to my favourite Gianna Michaels video. I'll then mindlessly continue my game while listening to the same 2pac and Green Day songs I did when I played RuneScape back in 2005 as a ten year old.
I appreciate well thought out subtle trolling.