05-06-2024, 05:42 AM
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Flying To Du-bai To See A Girl (SRS)(PICS)
Flying out solo in 2 days, staying for 6 nights. Picked a hotel (we’ve gone halves) with a decent gym and pool and free access to a pretty decent beach club, also have tickets for Martin Garrix on Saturday night and a Tomorrowland event on Friday night, weather is between 36-40C. Pretty stoked for this ngl.
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05-06-2024, 05:44 AM
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Everything seems too perfect to be true.
Beware she might have a penor. Enjoy brah
Beware she might have a penor. Enjoy brah
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05-06-2024, 05:47 AM
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no diddy
05-06-2024, 05:55 AM
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don't be intoxicated at all in public or they toss you prison.
dry country.
dry country.
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05-06-2024, 05:59 AM
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Damn she seems pretty hot, nice job OP.
Is she also flying into ***** or is she based there? Maybe hold off putting your tongue anywhere near her chest if she's based there.
Is she also flying into ***** or is she based there? Maybe hold off putting your tongue anywhere near her chest if she's based there.
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05-06-2024, 06:00 AM
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Is that the Irish/Polish sloot you banged there a few months ago?
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05-06-2024, 06:02 AM
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Congrats on blowing
a lot
of money on a mid-to-low level looking hooker, I guess?
05-06-2024, 06:02 AM
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Didn't ***** just get fukked up with a flood?
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05-06-2024, 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted By N0rds⏩
Strong protection
Congrats on blowing
a lot
of money on a mid-to-low level looking hooker, I guess?
Must have missed the part where he said they are splitting $
Lol , some men really find it completely unbelievable some men can go out and get laid with relative ease
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05-06-2024, 06:24 AM
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She is going to poop on YOUR chest.
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05-06-2024, 06:29 AM
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6 nights with the same chick, never in my life SRS. Hope it goes well though brah! Should hit up Skydive
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05-06-2024, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
6 nights with the same chick, never in my life SRS. Hope it goes well though brah! Should hit up Skydive
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6 nights with a complete rando is fukin bonkers
they will 110% hate each other by day 6 if they make it that long lmfao
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05-06-2024, 06:56 AM
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Shutting this down
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05-06-2024, 06:56 AM
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Just to answer a few questions above without multi-quoting because I’m being lazy:
- I met her when I went there back in Feb, great sex and she’s super chill, I know we get on well already, so not a complete rando and risk free.
- I’m there for 6 nights but she’s not staying all of them, she works as a teacher so for 3 of the nights she’ll be at home lesson planning, which is fine with me, I’ve made sure that hotel has a good pool and gym so I can chill and do my own thing, which I’m actually looking forward to, I’ve got a few solo plans.
- It’s not that expensive, £500 ish for a very decent vacation, 2 days of work has covered the cost.
- The floods have cleared now, no concerns about the weather.
- It’s a relatively lax place so you can get yucky af anywhere, just have to leave the places you’re at in a taxi and don’t free roam around drunk.
- I met her when I went there back in Feb, great sex and she’s super chill, I know we get on well already, so not a complete rando and risk free.
- I’m there for 6 nights but she’s not staying all of them, she works as a teacher so for 3 of the nights she’ll be at home lesson planning, which is fine with me, I’ve made sure that hotel has a good pool and gym so I can chill and do my own thing, which I’m actually looking forward to, I’ve got a few solo plans.
- It’s not that expensive, £500 ish for a very decent vacation, 2 days of work has covered the cost.
- The floods have cleared now, no concerns about the weather.
- It’s a relatively lax place so you can get yucky af anywhere, just have to leave the places you’re at in a taxi and don’t free roam around drunk.
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05-06-2024, 06:58 AM
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I don't like her face op , let us know how the cunny tastes
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05-06-2024, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted By singlemom69⏩
Lol, nah 6 days is dooable, however it gets dicey the longer it goes. I've actually done this 3 times with random girls.
6 nights with a complete rando is fukin bonkers
they will 110% hate each other by day 6 if they make it that long lmfao
they will 110% hate each other by day 6 if they make it that long lmfao
1. Met first girl in Brazil at the rooftop pool at my hotel on Copacabana beach. Ended up spending about 2.5 weeks in Rio after that with her partying, then another 5 nights in Sao Paulo. About a month later we met in Cancun and did another two weeks, after which I didn't hate her, but she had pulled some crazy disordered chit toward the end and I knew things weren't going to go any further.
2. Met 21 year old Brazilian girl in Brazil, then I flew to Europe for a couple weeks. Realized Europe sucks in January, so I sent this girl a message and asked her if she wanted to spend a couple weeks with me in Rio de Janiero. She said yes, so I booked a flight back to Brazil and this chick met me there and we partied and went to the beach and had a really good time for about 20 days. Left her on a very good note, and I would spend more time with her. Very sweet girl and we got along well.
3. Met girl in Africa, and I was about 2 months into a solo trip at that point and was enjoying sex with her so I asked if she wanted to go to Asia with me. She said yes, so we ended up going to Thailand, Malaysia, and the Philippines together. She was fun for about 7-10 days, but after that I started getting really tired of her chit and then ended up spending the next 2 weeks looking for a solid place to get rid of her.
Long story short, even if you aren't perfect for each other, 6 days is pretty dooable(especially in a party atmosphere). However, if Matty tried taking this girl out into the Desert for a cultural experience or somthing like that, things would likely get dicey really quick.
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05-06-2024, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
Fuark what an idea, definitely going to do this srs
6 nights with the same chick, never in my life SRS. Hope it goes well though brah! Should hit up Skydive
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05-06-2024, 07:02 AM
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Perfect setup. A girl you already know wants sex, a nice place and some free time to maybe pick up other women in a place where an attractive guy can basically walk down the street and get laid. As usual, mogging 99% of the misc.
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05-06-2024, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted By johnnytable⏩
Pretty sure they cleared that out within a week somehow.
Didn't ***** just get fukked up with a flood?
05-06-2024, 07:22 AM
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05-06-2024, 07:27 AM
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not sure about travelling for sex
idk man, *****'s really nothing much at the end of the day, hopefully it doesn't flood when you're there loll
idk man, *****'s really nothing much at the end of the day, hopefully it doesn't flood when you're there loll
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05-06-2024, 07:36 AM
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r.i.p. op’s liver and kidneys.
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05-06-2024, 07:49 AM
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Glad you’re still around brah.
Have fun and stay safe:
Have fun and stay safe:
Sloots Gon Sloot.
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05-06-2024, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By forthenoodz⏩
No I’m not travelling primarily for that, I’m going for Martin Garrix and the nice weather as much as anything and it will be pretty sweet to chill at a few amazing beach clubs with a girl I know I get on with
not sure about travelling for sex
idk man, *****'s really nothing much at the end of the day, hopefully it doesn't flood when you're there loll
idk man, *****'s really nothing much at the end of the day, hopefully it doesn't flood when you're there loll
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Thanks brah
Glad you’re still around brah.
Have fun and stay safe:
Have fun and stay safe:
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05-06-2024, 08:50 AM
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Humans weren't meant to withstand 36-40C that **** sucks man. That heats for lizards and cacti only
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05-06-2024, 09:07 AM
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good job man, have fun!
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05-06-2024, 09:19 AM
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why does she live in *****? If she is a flight attendant i understand but otherwise, something aint right.
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05-06-2024, 09:22 AM
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Hilarious how misc hates so much on this guy.
He's going to a hot country and already has guaranteed pussy there, ready and waiting, splitting everything 50/50 with the girl so you can't claim simping/paying for a hoe then has 3 days alone to smash more women.
Meanwhile y'all stuck at home fapping to onlyfans hoes.
He's going to a hot country and already has guaranteed pussy there, ready and waiting, splitting everything 50/50 with the girl so you can't claim simping/paying for a hoe then has 3 days alone to smash more women.
Meanwhile y'all stuck at home fapping to onlyfans hoes.
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05-06-2024, 09:30 AM
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Somewhere in the bowels of deepest hell, Satan is assessing the potential of this shyte as the permanent soundtrack to an eternity of being hosed down with Bernard Manning's diarrhea.
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05-06-2024, 10:54 AM
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Gotta respect it fella, sure beats a Travelodge and a fumble in Croydon.
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