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post 1701152483 05-15-2024, 04:50 PM
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Tfw your favorite stripper is no longer working at your go-to strip club.

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post 1701152543 05-15-2024, 04:55 PM
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What's his stage name?
post 1701153023 05-15-2024, 05:17 PM
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Went to Vancouver for work a few weeks back and went to the Granville Strip. This stipper grill from London called Layla made me want to wife her on the spot (srs), she gave me a private dance and literally sat on my face lol. I think she liked me because I gave her a $100 bill which she let me put in her underwear on her poosy (srs).

edit found her:


Strippers have incredible powers
post 1701153083 05-15-2024, 05:19 PM
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bet it feels bad, to have a fav strip club that is
I got this
post 1701153343 05-15-2024, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope⏩
Went to Vancouver for work a few weeks back and went to the Granville Strip. This stipper grill from London called Layla made me want to wife her on the spot (srs), he gave me a private dance and literally sat on my face lol. I think she liked me because I gave her a $100 bill which she let me put in her underwear on her poosy (srs).

edit found her:


Strippers have incredible powers
Yes, the power to make ****** think they're capable of turning a woman on. LMAO
post 1701160233 05-15-2024, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted By HarryDick⏩
Yes, the power to make ****** think they're capable of turning a woman on. LMAO
Mate there was a lot more white boys there than ****** and they seemed to be more caught up in the dream than me
post 1701160733 05-15-2024, 08:08 PM
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who tf goes to some joint to WILLINGLY get blue balled and lose $$$




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post 1701160993 05-15-2024, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope⏩
Went to Vancouver for work a few weeks back and went to the Granville Strip. This stipper grill from London called Layla made me want to wife her on the spot (srs), she gave me a private dance and literally sat on my face lol. I think she liked me because I gave her a $100 bill which she let me put in her underwear on her poosy (srs).

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Strippers have incredible powers
She's fukin gross LMAO
post 1701161363 05-15-2024, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope⏩
Went to Vancouver for work a few weeks back and went to the Granville Strip. This stipper grill from London called Layla made me want to wife her on the spot (srs), she gave me a private dance and literally sat on my face lol. I think she liked me because I gave her a $100 bill which she let me put in her underwear on her poosy (srs).

edit found her:


Strippers have incredible powers
Lulz. ****** gonna ******
post 1701161483 05-15-2024, 08:27 PM
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I haven't been to a strip club in several years. Are they back to normal after the scamdemic?

Usually went to local ones but went to a few in Las Vegas that were awesome. Got a dance from some insane Puerto Rican girl. The hottest stripper I've ever seen in person. Fuark she was good at grinding.
post 1701161703 05-15-2024, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By markkillerings⏩
I haven't been to a strip club in several years. Are they back to normal after the scamdemic?

Usually went to local ones but went to a few in Las Vegas that were awesome. Got a dance from some insane Puerto Rican girl. The hottest stripper I've ever seen in person. Fuark she was good at grinding.
It appears to be quite normal, nobody was wearing masks and the bouncers were chill asf. This Turkish looking bouncer was funny asf, was high fiving me when I gave $$$ to the girls on stage. Contrary to what misc may believe ****** were the only ones actually throwing cash. Four ****** probably put more cash on stage than all other 25 white boys combined and you could tell the strippers knew so they kept gravitating to me lol. Currycels with cash = guaranteed stripper income
post 1701161913 05-15-2024, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope⏩
It appears to be quite normal, nobody was wearing masks and the bouncers were chill asf. This Turkish looking bouncer was funny asf, was high fiving me when I gave $$$ to the girls on stage. Contrary to what misc may believe ****** were the only ones actually throwing cash. Four ****** probably put more cash on stage than all other 25 white boys combined and you could tell the strippers knew so they kept gravitating to me lol. Currycels with cash = guaranteed stripper income
Strippers love cash? Surely you jest.

Also, I don't think I've ever seen a miscer say that ****** were tight with their money when they have it. Lulz.
post 1701162033 05-15-2024, 08:45 PM
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Don't know, but I want to b leaf
post 1701162323 05-15-2024, 08:56 PM
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By the way, just a tip for any body who is new to strip clubs.

Go up to the stage and see how well they dance for a dollar. That's usually a good indicator of how good the lapdance is going to be. The strippers you find the prettiest aren't always the best when it comes to lapdances. Body beats face most of the time I've found. Doesn't mean you go for one that looks like a pug. But a stripper with a 6/face and a 8/body beats a 8/face and 6/body any day.
post 1701162543 05-15-2024, 09:05 PM
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post 1701162583 05-15-2024, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted By FAPsycho⏩
I don't want a lapdance. I want my dick sucked in the back. If I pay for a private dance, she better be sucking my dick
Ask one of the strippers or get a gf.

I've never went to a strip club just because I was horny. I went with friends because it's a fun place to hang out and drink a little.
post 1701164073 05-15-2024, 09:57 PM
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This thread reminds me of this song about a man who follows around a stripper...


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post 1701164633 05-15-2024, 10:20 PM
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I have almost no interest in any strip clubs where you can’t get a bj in the back room. Luckily there are a bunch where that is an option.
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