When I was a kid I used to hold my poop for weeks (srs)

I would poop like once a month and it would be super painful
For some reason I would not go when I first needed to and once I skipped that time period it was over
I would pray to Jesus/God to get me through the pain
The poop would be huge and rock hard
I would probably go poop 12x a year

As an adult if I am at day two I will eat a whole bag (3lbs) of mandarins or four pints of blueberries to force myself to go

I think the thing when I was a kid is because no one ever told me you should go regularly and I did not know it was not normal
**Black out tape over all laptop/cell phone cameras so gov cant spy on me fapping crew**