So for the last few weeks I have been ingesting various substances with the hopes and dreams of ridding my system of certain metabolites asap. Unfortunately this has caused me to become constipated. I think it's the activated charcoal but also maybe the pectin.

For the last week or so I have only done tiny, almost pencil thin chits. It's way below maintenance level. My stomach gurlges near constantly. I can feel my bowels getting fuller by the day. I think I can see it bulging. As of today I have a dull ache in my guts. I have put on 6 lbs in the last week, could maybe claim some modest gainz but realistically that's got to be at least 4 lbs of chit, probably 5.

I sit on the toilet dreaming of unloading this ungodly heap of excrement. I yearn for the relief and ecstasy dumping this chit will bring but so far it's not arrived. I need this and it's reaching a crisis point. I think I am going to try laxatives for the first time in my life. I can't keep on living like this.

Will update tomorrow on the status of laxative initiative but if anyone has any advice or words of encouragement I need some right now. My chit stretched abdomen is causing me some emotional distress. Please help me misc.

Stick the garden hose in your ass then turn it on full blast.