Ive thought a lot about this, and mine is definitly this.


Getting into an accident, and arriving at the hospital with extreme swamp ass, and then getting stripped down by all the hot nurses and put into my hospital gown.

Im talking that swassy hot summers day, took a chit earlier in the morning, worked all day, and the chit that toilet paper just wont get just gets all sweaty and slick and just turns your angus into a literal swamp.

Definitely my biggest fear.

Probably nuclear war tbh.