LOL @ the waitress in the restaurant

OP: Can I please have two whole fried chickens please?

Waitress: Sorry Sir, are you expecting people to join you, or?.

OP: No u silly kunt that is all for me don't be stupid kunt (of course I did not tell him that and instead I simply said "that is all for me")

Like bish what kind of question is that.... that table I was on would have accommodated more people if there will be more joining without having to move, why is the ****-got questioning my food....