My trash didn't get collected for Juneteenth, thanks Biden.

Now the bacteria is growing in the summer heat.

I think I'm going to load it up and dump it at the dumpster at my old apartment.

Life hacks.

Another life hack I've been wanting to try is walk into hotels for free breakfast but I feel like they could see you walking in.
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.