are you an UberChad or would Hitler have GASed you?

and was Hitler as Self-HATER? He did not have Blond Hair and he was near to being a Manlet at 5'9"


as for me, I have dark hair/eyes, am a SMARTsized 5'5", and although appearance is regular(even noted as ("well developed") as observed in my medical record, I suffer a rather puny internal constitution of various health irritations…….so things wouldn't be looking too great for me in Hitler's Germany