It's my birthday brahs (reps til out)

One year left of my 20's.. feelsbadmane, can i get a page of lulzy jokes to cheer me up boyos.
++ Always take shirt off before taking a chit crew ++
++ Balcony brah supporter crew ++
++ Use a soundboard to order pizza crew ++
++ Sniff hard as fuk when a girl walks by to smell her vag crew ++
++ Positivity crew ++