A lot of the NON AMERICANS here just WON’T understand…

… but one of the greatest ways to celebrate true freedom is to have a contest to see who can shove the most weiners in their mouth. Then the winner is celebrated while we all get fat and blow up sh!t. Again, this concept is probably not understood by people in other areas but you can rest assured this is the best way.



And no, it doesn’t mean we’re gay…even if the all time greatest is named Joey CHEST NUT.