He is a literalist

He will look at a word and not realise colloquially ppl use terms metaphorically and with some degree of exaggeration

e.g - If I call a miscer with a nw3 hairline ‘bald’/baldie, obviously he’s not LITERALLY bald, but he doesn’t meet the threshold which can qualify as having hair



The same goes for being a brokie. Just because you’re not flat out broke without a dollar to your name, doesn’t mean you’re not a brokie

Don’t be an literalist, that’s some autist chit