If you’re not eating at least half a dozen organic pasture raised soy free eggs every day, you are a gay vegan.

Factuals.

If you separate white from yolk like Layne Norton does, you’re gay vegan,

if you don’t mix a raw egg into your protein shake, you’re a gay vegan,

if you watch Rocky and got grossed out with five raw eggs in his protein shake you’re gay vegan.

If you think eating eggs has anything to do with your cholesterol, you’re a gay vegan,

if you worry about your cholesterol on your blood work, your gay vegan,

if you don’t give a liquid egg yolk to your child starting at four months old, you’re straight up retarded and gay, vegan, and probably a Democrat, and probably vaccine cell,

When making scrambled eggs or sunny side up if you use anything but salted grass fed organic butter, you are vegan gay.

If you never ate eight eggs in one day, you have not known life, and you’re a gay vegan.

If you never put a sunny side up egg with yolk still liquid on top of your burger meat, you have not known life.

If you never ate breakfast with eggs and crispy bacon on top, you have not lived.

I separate the yolk to eat more cholesterol.

Enjoy your soyboy beta cuque egg white

An egg gets laid more than op