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» Some guy tried to break into my apartment today
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post 1703542791 07-12-2024, 01:04 PM
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Some guy tried to break into my apartment today

So I'm sitting on my couch watching TV and I hear someone trying to jimmy the lock on the door. I open the door and it's this 98 lb twink - he had to be gay. I punched him in the face and he crumpled into a pile like a dropped wet towel. I just shut the door and laughed my ass off at the sight.

A couple of hours later he knocked on my door and brought me tacos and tamales.
"Bones heal, pain is temporary, and chicks dig scars" - Evel Knievel
post 1703542831 07-12-2024, 01:05 PM
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Voidgaze was just looking for a place to crash, you ain’t had to do him like that
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post 1703542961 07-12-2024, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted By 14andUpCuh
Voidgaze was just looking for a place to crash, you ain’t had to do him like that
Ded

Would’ve believed it was that Cleveland 333 cuck but he ain’t 98lbs more like 398lbs and he would’ve ate the tacos (if curry tacos)
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