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Thread: A fat, balding patient thought he got the best of me today

post 1703570151 07-13-2024, 06:50 AM
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A fat, balding patient thought he got the best of me today

I'm a doctor and one of my patients arrived late the other day. He was a mid 40s Norwood 5, and records show a BMI of 39.

I politely informed him that although he can't be seen today, I might can possibly see him next week. He made a smart remark about the redundancy of my words, with a chit-eating grin on his face. And I mean chit-eating literally...what was left of his teeth were dark brown.

I was tempted to charge him a $50 fee for missing his appointment but the car he was driving looked like a late 90s Geo Prizm with a crumpled front fender, so out of pity I decided to waive the fee. Poor bastard
post 1703570231 07-13-2024, 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted By AlfBundy⏩
I'm a doctor and one of my patients arrived late the other day. He was a mid 40s Norwood 5, and records show a BMI of 39.

I politely informed him that although he can't be seen today, I might can possibly see him next week. He made a smart remark about the redundancy of my words, with a chit-eating grin on his face. And I mean chit-eating literally...what was left of his teeth were dark brown.

I was tempted to charge him a $50 fee for missing his appointment but the car he was driving looked like a late 90s Geo Prizm with a crumpled front fender, so out of pity I decided to waive the fee. Poor bastard
how come you didn't mock his fatness and baldness to his face?
Overthinking, overanalysing separates the body from the mind
post 1703570271 07-13-2024, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted By AlfBundy⏩
I'm a doctor and one of my patients arrived late the other day. He was a mid 40s Norwood 5, and records show a BMI of 39.

I politely informed him that although he can't be seen today, I might can possibly see him next week. He made a smart remark about the redundancy of my words, with a chit-eating grin on his face. And I mean chit-eating literally...what was left of his teeth were dark brown.

I was tempted to charge him a $50 fee for missing his appointment but the car he was driving looked like a late 90s Geo Prizm with a crumpled front fender, so out of pity I decided to waive the fee. Poor bastard
you made several grammar mistakes, doc
I got this
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