You’re not going to meet a girl to date by surviving an assassination attempt

You’re not going to meet a girl to date by getting shot in the ear at a campaign rally and surviving an assassination attempt made by some long haired liberal hippy.

I know some miscers here will claim that they did but I don’t care about your fairy tale story.

Now, if you get survive an assassination attempt and keep on campaigning then there is a pretty strong chance you can win the federal election and become the president.

What an absolute gangsta, what an absolute beast of a man.
My Anthem- Lonely by Akon