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post 1704151151 07-25-2024, 05:35 PM
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was just down in Louisiana with my uncle

I was out fishing with my uncle in the swamps of Louisiana, a place where the gators are a plenty and the political views are even more ferocious. After we pulled in our nets, we stopped by the local bait shop. The shopkeeper had the TV on, and there was Kamala Harris, giving a rousing speech.

One of the local alligator farmers named Joe turned to his buddy, a retired oil rig worker, and said, "Y'know, she talks sense. I reckon she understands what us folks down here need."

I looked around, expecting the usual grumbling, but instead, I saw nods and heard murmurs of agreement. Even Bob, who had "Trump 2024" tattooed on his arm, scratched his head and said, "Well, shoot, maybe it's time we give her a shot. Can't be worse than what we had."

The whole shop erupted in cheers, and before I knew it, they were passing around a hat, collecting donations for Harris' campaign. I swear, even the bartender who’s a lifetime republican seemed to be on board.

Louisiana is losing it for kamala like a net full of crawdaddies
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post 1704151271 07-25-2024, 05:36 PM
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Louisiana crew.
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post 1704151281 07-25-2024, 05:37 PM
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post 1704151351 07-25-2024, 05:38 PM
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Amazing brother!!!

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post 1704151421 07-25-2024, 05:40 PM
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post 1704151491 07-25-2024, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Silence2⏩
I’ve only been to Shreveport and I hated it.

Pretty sure I would hate New Orleans too.

No thx
Pretty sure no state would like you either. So don't worry.
post 1704154511 07-25-2024, 06:44 PM
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I’m not sure trumpbros…. If my uncles rural swamp town is like this, this is BAD (ded fkn Srs)
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post 1704155281 07-25-2024, 07:04 PM
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Pick one
post 1704155461 07-25-2024, 07:07 PM
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Kamala really connects with the blue collar class. I imagine she comes from a long line of oil drillers, welders, and coal miners, the real working mans type.
post 1704155621 07-25-2024, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Amazing brother!!!

Audio Version:
This was a 10/10 listen lmao

I now expect more audiobooks of these great stories OP is posting. I will not be reading. Only listening to the audiobook from now on.
post 1704157951 07-25-2024, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Silence2⏩
I’ve only been to Shreveport and I hated it.

Pretty sure I would hate New Orleans too.

No thx
No one asked you, you penis having homo
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post 1704179131 07-26-2024, 10:59 AM
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pretty crazy to see these deep red states and counties rally behind Kamala!
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~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1704187921 07-26-2024, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted By TryingMen⏩
This was a 10/10 listen lmao

I now expect more audiobooks of these great stories OP is posting. I will not be reading. Only listening to the audiobook from now on.
Hehe ty men
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