I was out fishing with my uncle in the swamps of Louisiana, a place where the gators are plentiful and the political views are even more ferocious. After we pulled in our nets, we stopped by the local bait shop. The shopkeeper had the TV on, and there was Kamala Harris, giving a rousing speech.

One of the local alligator farmers named Joe turned to his buddy, a retired oil rig worker, and said, "Y'know, she talks sense. I reckon she understands what us folks down here need."

Before Joe could finish, several locals turned their glares toward him. One man, red-faced, shouted, "You gotta be kidding me!" and shoved Joe. The situation quickly escalated, and Joe ended up on the ground, taking blows from multiple people.

The commotion left Joe badly hurt, and he was rushed to the hospital. Over the next few days, visitors came to see him. Each one, including his old friends and neighbors, shook their heads and said, "We don’t play that around here, Joe." They all made it clear that supporting Kamala Harris was not something they were willing to tolerate in their community.

lmao

Shutting this down.

The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.

The reality here is: OP found a woman he loves and wanted to marry. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...

The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin mass banning for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.

OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 22, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.


OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.

Pretty sure them boyos wouldn't refuse a blowjob from Kamala aka the original Hawk Tuah princess.

Let’s not get carried away…ain’t too many natural born females they’d turn down a job from. But as for Joe…yeah he’s still hurtin pretty bad and no knows they don’t play that around there.