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Thread: Bartender caught me perving on female volleyball team, asked me if I'd eat that

post 1704252711 07-28-2024, 08:42 AM
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Bartender caught me perving on female volleyball team, asked me if I'd eat that

Boyos, I was at the casino yesterday chilling out in the beautiful california countryside, enjoying the sunset, eating a pizza and slamming shots of whiskey.

I was intently watching womens volleyball US vs Canada.

Sexy bartender catches me ooogling them long-legged h0es and sparks up convo with me:

"You're really enjoying the game I see."

I told her I'm just casually observing while I chomp away on the pizza and whiskey.

She leans close and asks "would you eat that if she let you?"

Now keep in mind, I have a player's card with this casino so I can't risk saying anything can be construed as sexual harrassment.


So I play it cool by giving a small smile and nod.

She responds, "yeah, I can't blame you, they look good."... she spends the rest of the night oogling my aesthetic face and trying to spark up convo with me cause I'm just a sexy mf'er...


LOVE these long-legged, athletic h0es.


Everything I post is satire.
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post 1704252861 07-28-2024, 08:47 AM
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Lmao

In reality your face is hideous and your personality is industrial strength pussy-repellent

Which is why you always have to pay to get laid


Inb4 thread delete
post 1704253091 07-28-2024, 08:53 AM
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Did she tell you when she transitioned?
post 1704253101 07-28-2024, 08:53 AM
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I bartend in a casino. Unless you grab a cocktail by the pussy you won't get in trouble for sexual harassment you dingus. Casinos are stuck in the 50's


But it doesn't matter because she was just trying to get a bigger tip out of you
Not in the AM
post 1704253281 07-28-2024, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Lmao

In reality your face is hideous and your personality is industrial strength pussy-repellent

Which is why you always have to pay to get laid


Inb4 thread delete
This. Op is 1 ignorant delusional loser. If he was so " handsome " then he wouldn't resort to being a life long sex paying beta
post 1704253321 07-28-2024, 08:59 AM
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I bet you think the women at strip clubs are in love with you too
post 1704255281 07-28-2024, 09:54 AM
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This happened
post 1704255411 07-28-2024, 09:58 AM
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wtf why are they wearing legging? This is not the beach volleyball I love.
post 1704255441 07-28-2024, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted By FoulSmell⏩
This happened
It happened then op went and blew half his pay check on some sloppy seconds whore and cried himself to sleep shortly after
post 1704255571 07-28-2024, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By aranadiscoteca⏩
wtf why are they wearing legging? This is not the beach volleyball I love.
Been raining. Maybe that’s why?
post 1704255651 07-28-2024, 10:06 AM
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She had a semi.
post 1704255841 07-28-2024, 10:12 AM
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relevant

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post 1704256041 07-28-2024, 10:19 AM
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Fukn lmao and not taking that as a sign of invitation to eat her puzzy over the fear of losing gambling players card
post 1704256161 07-28-2024, 10:23 AM
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Can’t anyone get a players card? Thought those were the things you preload with money to play the games with. No clue though, I don’t throw away my money at casinos
post 1704256371 07-28-2024, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Lmao

In reality your face is hideous and your personality is industrial strength pussy-repellent

Which is why you always have to pay to get laid


Inb4 thread delete
Brootal
post 1704256421 07-28-2024, 10:32 AM
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should of said something cheeky like there's something better to eat in front of me and taken a bite of your bagel bites as you came back to the reality that you imagine all this and your still just in your mothers basement
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post 1704256461 07-28-2024, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
should of said something cheeky like there's something better to eat in front of me and taken a bite of your bagel bites as you came back to the reality that you imagine all this and your still just in your mothers basement
Op didn't wanna lose his boomer casino players card

LMAO
post 1704256731 07-28-2024, 10:46 AM
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Never read a more Chad story. Reposted on Katykord.
post 1704257271 07-28-2024, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted By LateShow⏩
Can’t anyone get a players card? Thought those were the things you preload with money to play the games with. No clue though, I don’t throw away my money at casinos
It's to earn rewards. Once in while the casinos will comp me a free room or a free dinner if they're desperate to bring in players.


Also, at certain casinos in Cali, you'll only get paid 3:2 on a Blackjack if you have a player's reward card, if you don't then a Blackjack pays 6:5 which makes the house edge go way up.


LOVE playing Blackjack with all the goombas that think they're math geniuses cause they memorized the basic strategy chart.

LOVE playing Baccarat with all those degenerate Golden Bulls.

LOVE shooting dice with all the thug Negroes and Latinos.


We gangsta up in these casinos....
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post 1704257431 07-28-2024, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Lmao

In reality your face is hideous and your personality is industrial strength pussy-repellent

Which is why you always have to pay to get laid


Inb4 thread delete
lmao brutal

Hes also a pavjeet
post 1704262621 07-28-2024, 01:20 PM
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What a fascinating tale.
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post 1704262741 07-28-2024, 01:22 PM
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Was this before or after you've never had sex without paying?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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What the..?

Had legit no idea they wore that kind of thing lmao.
the big teds thread broke my scroll
post 1704270871 07-28-2024, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
.. she spends the rest of the night oogling my aesthetic face and trying to spark up convo with me cause I'm just a sexy mf'er...
post 1704283641 07-28-2024, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Katy305⏩
lmao brutal

Hes also a pavjeet
And a rentcuck

Ouch
post 1704306531 07-29-2024, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Uish⏩
What the..?

Had legit no idea they wore that kind of thing lmao.
Caught some beach volleyball earlier today, and I'm happy to report all four gals were wearing bikini uniforms hnnggg.
the big teds thread broke my scroll
post 1704306581 07-29-2024, 01:52 PM
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10/10 thread, repped

I believe OP (SRS)
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They let them wear leggins now?
I looked up a clip and they were wearing bikinis. The camera work did everything they could to avoid butt shots though.
post 1704308271 07-29-2024, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By SmithMachineGuy⏩
They let them wear leggins now?
I looked up a clip and they were wearing bikinis. The camera work did everything they could to avoid butt shots though.
It's kinda strange, usualy beach volleyball is bikinis. Not sure if they wanted the women to look more conservative cause it's the Olympics, but then again, they had that ridiculous opening ceremony with trannies and a homo dressed up as Dionysus, so not sure why they'd force the women to dress conservatively.



Everything I post is satire.
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post 1704308391 07-29-2024, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By LateShow⏩
Can’t anyone get a players card? Thought those were the things you preload with money to play the games with. No clue though, I don’t throw away my money at casinos
Yes, anyone can get them. You don't load them with money though. They track your game play and reward you at certain intervals. Not worth the hassle at all.
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