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Volkswagen’s are the ultimate Chad German cars (srs)
08-02-2024, 09:32 AM
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Volkswagen’s are the ultimate Chad German cars (srs)
BMW/Audi/Mercs’s scream £1500pm finance debt, Klarna debt, Stansted to Ibiza final boss logistics by Northern English standards.
VW is truly the mogger of German Automobile, looks elegant and classy while not being too try hard and being extremely durable and reliable. Hell I hit a sign post at the petrol station 2 days after buying my car and there was NO damage to my car, not even a scratch ded fkn srs.
Only German car that mog VW is Porsche tbh, why isn’t it considered VW considered a premium brand?
Pic of my mogger 1.2 liter 12 year old manual VW polo with 80k miles and a whopping 59 BHP!
Brought outright with cash and annual insurance outright due to massive disposable income.
Once I run this bad boy into the ground will move onto a Golf R or GTI as my next car.
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VW is truly the mogger of German Automobile, looks elegant and classy while not being too try hard and being extremely durable and reliable. Hell I hit a sign post at the petrol station 2 days after buying my car and there was NO damage to my car, not even a scratch ded fkn srs.
Only German car that mog VW is Porsche tbh, why isn’t it considered VW considered a premium brand?
Pic of my mogger 1.2 liter 12 year old manual VW polo with 80k miles and a whopping 59 BHP!
Brought outright with cash and annual insurance outright due to massive disposable income.
Once I run this bad boy into the ground will move onto a Golf R or GTI as my next car.
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How are the shock absorbers though? I'd imagine after a few trips hauling around the whales you harpoon your passenger shocks are absolutely wrecked.
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walking mogs all.
I loe e.
08-02-2024, 09:37 AM
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Ibby, you're turning into an absolute Chad mogger. The Kraut cans are the ultimate Natzi propaganda machines. Mein Fuhrer would be proud, brah.
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I don't know chit about VW tbh. Also what you have looks like a chick's car.
08-02-2024, 09:42 AM
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In the US they call that a toy car
08-02-2024, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Not cool man, we need to be safe drivers! Gonna get that pink license taken from you, then how will you get any free shags??Hell I hit a sign post at the petrol station 2 days after buying my car
Maybe you should’ve just stuck to a scooter
08-02-2024, 09:48 AM
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they are terribly built cars however I've heard lexus/toyota arent as available in the EU so VW is common.
personally, i think if you're in a place where most people don't drive...then you are KING no matter what your drive.
personally, i think if you're in a place where most people don't drive...then you are KING no matter what your drive.
08-02-2024, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted By LateShow⏩
It was a silly mistake when I was a newbie driver, struggled to judge the distance while pulling in at 5mph and knocked it over. They tried to charge me £1600 for damages but insurance paid it off, I didn’t have to spend a single penny as there was no damage to my vehicle lol.Not cool man, we need to be safe drivers! Gonna get that pink license taken from you, then how will you get any free shags??
Maybe you should’ve just stuck to a scooter
Maybe you should’ve just stuck to a scooter
Since then I’ve been safe and competent with no accidents on the road.
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
I passed my like driving test 5 months ago, brought my car few weeks after that.Oh ****... when did our boy finally pass his road test?
08-02-2024, 10:45 AM
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My main vehicle for commuting is a voltswagen jetta. Pretty simple car but its very agile and great gas mileage. Only paying $200 a month to finish off the rest of my loan
Lol @ most people who buy expensive cars. Obviously CEO10k/day can do whatever he wants, but I've known people making <75k with vehicles that cost almost that much
Lol @ most people who buy expensive cars. Obviously CEO10k/day can do whatever he wants, but I've known people making <75k with vehicles that cost almost that much
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[QUOTE=Vascularmanlet post_id=1704486891]BMW/Audi/Mercs’s scream £1500pm finance debt, Klarna debt, Stansted to Ibiza final boss logistics by Northern English standards.
VW is truly the mogger of German Automobile, looks elegant and classy while not being too try hard and being extremely durable and reliable. Hell I hit a sign post at the petrol station 2 days after buying my car and there was NO damage to my car, not even a scratch ded fkn srs.
Only German car that mog VW is Porsche tbh, why isn’t it considered VW considered a premium brand?
Pic of my mogger 1.2 liter 12 year old manual VW polo with 80k miles and a whopping 59 BHP!
Brought outright with cash and annual insurance outright due to massive disposable income.
Once I run this bad boy into the ground will move onto a Golf R or GTI as my next car.
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[img]https://i.ibb.co/TLkHjzs/IMG-9850.png[/img][/url][/QUOTE]VW’s are junk. My brother bought a brand new Jetta GLI and the motor grenaded at 50,000 miles with perfect maintenance.
Meanwhile I’m still cruising around in an ‘06 Town Car with 115K on it that still runs and drives like new. Smoother than a Maybach too.
VW is truly the mogger of German Automobile, looks elegant and classy while not being too try hard and being extremely durable and reliable. Hell I hit a sign post at the petrol station 2 days after buying my car and there was NO damage to my car, not even a scratch ded fkn srs.
Only German car that mog VW is Porsche tbh, why isn’t it considered VW considered a premium brand?
Pic of my mogger 1.2 liter 12 year old manual VW polo with 80k miles and a whopping 59 BHP!
Brought outright with cash and annual insurance outright due to massive disposable income.
Once I run this bad boy into the ground will move onto a Golf R or GTI as my next car.
[img]https://i.ibb.co/1zHMXNb/IMG-9849.jpg[/img][/url]
[img]https://i.ibb.co/3dJY41b/IMG-9853.jpg[/img][/url]
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[img]https://i.ibb.co/TLkHjzs/IMG-9850.png[/img][/url][/QUOTE]VW’s are junk. My brother bought a brand new Jetta GLI and the motor grenaded at 50,000 miles with perfect maintenance.
Meanwhile I’m still cruising around in an ‘06 Town Car with 115K on it that still runs and drives like new. Smoother than a Maybach too.
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VW in Europe is treated like Toyota, in America with mostly autos and expensive parts it's considered dogchit.
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Get yourself a Hugo Boss black trench coat. They are the rage in Eastern Europe at the moment.
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hahahaha cuck city boy son
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Why did you go through the insurance for £1600? Your next premium is going to be loads. I thought you had massive disposable income and savings.It was a silly mistake when I was a newbie driver, struggled to judge the distance while pulling in at 5mph and knocked it over. They tried to charge me £1600 for damages but insurance paid it off, I didn’t have to spend a single penny as there was no damage to my vehicle lol.
Since then I’ve been safe and competent with no accidents on the road.
Since then I’ve been safe and competent with no accidents on the road.
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Originally Posted By miscbro333⏩
Nah I calculated it on compare the market and put my exact details/cost of the damages, details of the incident etc and it only went up £300-400 for the year.Why did you go through the insurance for £1600? Your next premium is going to be loads. I thought you had massive disposable income and savings.
So yeh my premiums will rise but not by a lot, plus I didn’t have to pay any excess either so it’s not too bad.
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Isn’t a polo a woman’s car?!
08-02-2024, 12:12 PM
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The only Mogger VWs I know of are the VW Phaeton with the 12 cylinder W12 and V10 Engines ONLY, The Passat (8 Cylinder W8 engine with a 6 speed Manual Transmission only), The Passat R36, and the VW Arteon R.
Phaeton W12


Passat W8 Manual


Passat R36


Arteon R


Phaeton W12


Passat W8 Manual


Passat R36


Arteon R


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German cars are poverty garbage, almost as bad as American chitbox cars
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Originally Posted By outfoxxed⏩
you answered your own questionwhyd you get a hatchback? thought that was for homosexuals
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