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08-03-2024, 04:08 PM
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Imagine losing Olympics cus you have huge d*ck

https://x.com/denizthetenis/status/1819702777058377795


That feel when you are a grower so you wouldn't be disqualified
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08-03-2024, 04:09 PM
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Inb4 we all know who…
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08-03-2024, 04:16 PM
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lol wouldn't that've happened in training? he should've known better and worn some tighter compression underneath
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08-03-2024, 04:16 PM
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Should add a handicap for fellow big dink team members.To keep it simple, just add d!ck length in inches to jump total. Boom, problem solved.
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08-03-2024, 04:19 PM
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56.2M views already. sloots all going crazy for pole-vault brahs meaty pole.


Why train for Olympics when it's all about the size of your dink?
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08-03-2024, 04:19 PM
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If he's single that video is really the best outcome for him.
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08-03-2024, 04:21 PM
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How big do we think he really is?
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08-03-2024, 04:34 PM
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How big do we think he really is?
I'm going with seven on soft and nine on hard. Using my imagination only tho. No Diddy.
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08-03-2024, 04:36 PM
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08-03-2024, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted By tendies
56.2M views already. sloots all going crazy for pole-vault brahs meaty pole.


Why train for Olympics when it's all about the size of your dink?
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08-03-2024, 04:49 PM
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could just be the whole package. Do people forget the balls and everything are all packed in therE? pfff
not buying it
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08-03-2024, 04:53 PM
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could just be the whole package. Do people forget the balls and everything are all packed in therE? pfff
not buying it
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you would not get disqualified (srs)
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08-03-2024, 04:54 PM
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He lost, but he also won.
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08-03-2024, 05:01 PM
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this is why china are getting all the gold medals
Less drag in the pool too.
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08-03-2024, 05:03 PM
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Fuk the olympics if you are packing that much dick..
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08-03-2024, 07:37 PM
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Video unavailable…
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08-03-2024, 08:18 PM
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The comments are gold.
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08-03-2024, 08:30 PM
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first date: i was in the olympics. oh yeah? yeah. want to see a video of how i lost?
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08-03-2024, 08:37 PM
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Man he must have been pissed
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08-03-2024, 09:20 PM
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A real dick dinger
They missed.

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08-03-2024, 09:23 PM
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where is proudmanglet
and his

HEHE

proudmanlet will have
his dik
flaps like wings and win the medal ass
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08-03-2024, 09:36 PM
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inb4 they let him compete in women’s boxing
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08-03-2024, 09:37 PM
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Looked pretty average, just got really unlucky
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08-03-2024, 09:42 PM
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Looks like his knees hit the bar first and his package followed. That bar was going down no matter what LOL…
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08-03-2024, 09:45 PM
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Looks like his knees hit the bar first and his package followed. That bar was going down no matter what LOL…
thats not what he'll tell the ladies
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08-03-2024, 09:47 PM
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I have that exact same problem
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08-03-2024, 09:50 PM
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thats not what he'll tell the ladies
Can't say I blame him. It will probably help him sleep better at night.
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08-03-2024, 09:52 PM
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he should of tucked it
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08-03-2024, 10:00 PM
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He’s gonna go viral whether he likes it or not.
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08-03-2024, 10:59 PM
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Should have tucked it like the tranny boxers.
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