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08-04-2024, 01:10 AM
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Could a surgeon install pockets on my body?

I just think it would be useful to have pockets on my hips to keep my phone etc in. Could a surgeon install some, made of my own skin so my body doesn't reject it? And if not, why not?
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08-04-2024, 01:10 AM
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Imagine the…………

























































bottom would smell like cheez wiz and balsamic vinegar..
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08-04-2024, 01:31 AM
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Well, that's enough Misc for me tonight
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08-04-2024, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
I just think it would be useful to have pockets on my hips to keep my phone etc in. Could a surgeon install some, made of my own skin so my body doesn't reject it? And if not, why not?
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08-04-2024, 03:08 AM
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OP you already claimed you could fit your keys, credit cards and phone in your prison wallet,, what else do you need to be carrying around
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08-04-2024, 03:16 AM
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It could work but wouldn't you be happier what a back pocket as well? or even better a cargo pocket halfway down
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08-04-2024, 06:09 AM
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God already built you with a prison wallet….


(and Yours happens to be MASSIVE)
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08-04-2024, 06:31 AM
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What's a fake vagene other than a pocket?
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08-04-2024, 06:44 AM
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Op wants to be a kangaroo.

That's a new one for me.
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08-04-2024, 06:57 AM
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Op wants to be a kangaroo.

That's a new one for me.
Correct, I identify as a hench 'roocel


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08-04-2024, 07:04 AM
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need to poke holes in the bottom so the sweat can drain
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08-04-2024, 07:51 AM
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🤣 lmao
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08-04-2024, 08:00 AM
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sure, just go in and tell them you’re a trans pair of pants
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