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Forum ยป Let me learn you boyos how to do THE ALPHA DANCE
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Thread: Let me learn you boyos how to do THE ALPHA DANCE

post 1704644671 08-05-2024, 04:47 PM
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Let me learn you boyos how to do THE ALPHA DANCE

https://youtube.com/shorts/qBFTEAfe8...W6NYDu7JBoxKkY


1. Leave some buttons in your shirt open and adopt the persona of a slick I-talian, a la John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.

2. Go to a club downtown and charm random girlies by sayin "ayy, I'm Joey Baggadonuts" and poppin your collar with confidence and panache.

3. Bust a move on the dance floor, exposing gratuitous amounts of chest and proclaim to the world "I'M ON FIRREEEEEE!!!!!!!"


Got that?

This will certify you as alpha for permanently. Literally nothing will ever be the same, because now youre a true Alfonso.

Oh and the last step is subscribing to my youtube channel.

ty men.
post 1704644931 08-05-2024, 04:56 PM
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Did not listen to whole song but repped for weird AL (ded fkn srs)

He's one of the GOATs
post 1704645051 08-05-2024, 04:59 PM
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LMAO. Actually that wasnt the link I meant to put, altho youre right about Wieird Al. The link was supposed to be me actually doing THE ALPHA DANCE.

Try this one:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qBFTEAfe8Mk


edit: There we go, that one works.
post 1704647561 08-05-2024, 06:05 PM
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Correct link now in OP.


YOURE WELCOME.
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