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08-05-2024, 04:08 PM
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I will mollywhop any of you at golf (proof, scores..)



No caddies, no buggy, competition tees, all different courses many of which I’d never played before, all different weather conditions..

Turning pro next year

Probably
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08-06-2024, 02:33 AM
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I’ll stuff you all
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08-06-2024, 02:48 AM
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Play a real sport *******. Just lol
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08-06-2024, 03:00 AM
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I'm sure there is a miscer who can smoke you at homo hockey, but it's not me.
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08-06-2024, 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted By ectobruh⏩
Play a real sport *******. Just lol
Such as
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08-06-2024, 05:35 AM
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I sell a bunch of golf equipment to golfcels.

Lol @ golfmaxxers.

Thanks for the support doggie.

Keep spreadin the good word.
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08-06-2024, 05:37 AM
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so cool. we are very impressed.
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08-06-2024, 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted By ectobruh⏩
Play a real sport *******. Just lol
Yes, how good is he at Cricket or Snooker?
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08-06-2024, 05:59 AM
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Sammie, I see that you play golf.

I am part of Royal Volunteer society, do you need help with elderly/disabled care?

Willing to help you out with groceries.
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08-06-2024, 06:17 AM
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Yeah but I'd choke you out or snap 1 of your limbs in under 30 seconds.
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08-06-2024, 06:30 AM
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prob not but you do you old man
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08-06-2024, 06:31 AM
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I’ll stuff you all
ok.
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08-06-2024, 07:06 AM
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All over par. Enjoy your rainy chithole you ped0.
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08-06-2024, 07:07 AM
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you wont if I kneecap you first.
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08-06-2024, 09:49 AM
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Yeah but I'd choke you out or snap 1 of your limbs in under 30 seconds.
Doubt that I’m pretty handyL
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08-06-2024, 09:55 AM
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this cuck must be furious he's not a tenth of the golfer that trump is at age 80 lmao
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08-06-2024, 11:50 AM
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this cuck must be furious he's not a tenth of the golfer that trump is at age 80 lmao
No one can compete with a man that cheats on every hole
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08-06-2024, 12:18 PM
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OP is always pretending he's a mogger. But he's no mogger.
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08-06-2024, 12:34 PM
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Lol okay gramps you shot 75 on Gooby Gooberson Hall Golf and Cricket club from the front tees.
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08-06-2024, 12:35 PM
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Pakistani Jimjeet would wreck you mate
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08-06-2024, 12:42 PM
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Lol okay gramps you shot 75 on Gooby Gooberson Hall Golf and Cricket club from the front tees.
They are all off the tips several have had tour events
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08-06-2024, 12:51 PM
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Honestly last year I would have taken you up on that challenge but I haven't been able to string the holes together this year. The long winters where I live absolutely wreck my game. Was a 4 last year but trending more towards 6 this year.

I would however outdrive you no problem.
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08-07-2024, 12:30 AM
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Such as
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08-07-2024, 12:49 AM
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Doubt that I’m pretty handyL
Lol how many years grappling training do you have?
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08-07-2024, 12:55 AM
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these were my scores

Sun, Aug 4, 2024
Peterborough Milton
WHS Index: 3.2
Score Diff: 3.6
74

Fri, Aug 2, 2024
The Melbourne Club-P…
WHS Index: 3.2
Score Diff: 2.9
74

Fri, Jul 26, 2024
Nene Park-Thorpe Woo…
WHS Index: 3.2
Score Diff: 7.8
76

Wed, Jul 24, 2024
Peterborough Milton
WHS Index: 3.5
Score Diff: 3.6
74

Sat, Jul 20, 2024
Batchwood Hall
WHS Index: 3.8
Score Diff: 3.5
73

Sat, Jul 20, 2024
Batchwood Hall
WHS Index: 4.2
Score Diff: 2.6
72

Thu, Jul 18, 2024
Market Harborough
WHS Index: 4.7
Score Diff: 3
72

Thu, Jul 18, 2024
Scraptoft
WHS Index: 4.7
Score Diff: 6.1
74

Sun, Jul 14, 2024
Batchwood Hall
WHS Index: 4.9
Score Diff: 2.6
72
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08-07-2024, 02:04 AM
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The best golfer on a dead bodybuilding forum full of pajeets who don't even lift. Congrats
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08-07-2024, 04:44 AM
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lol @ golf. Might as well play competitive corn hole.
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08-07-2024, 04:47 AM
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ur short game must be excellent only being able to hit 200 off the tee
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08-07-2024, 04:49 AM
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you are insufferable
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