You Never Know Where You'll Meet a Girl to Date.


Name some places where you've unexpectedly met someone that you dated or hooked up with.

No work, school, or social gatherings.
NO OliverHeldens stories.




So, once I decided to buy a small gift for a coworker who was passive aggressively slow-handling assignments I gave her, cause I wasn't "understanding enough" when she was sick a month ago. My job depends highly on this fat coworker, so I had to smooth things over with some kind of small gift. I stopped by a candle store at the mall and the clerk was this hot 23 year old latina with long hair and a tight body. I don't know anything about candles, so I asked her what the most popular scents were. She starts telling me all about them, would open the candle, smell it and then put it under my nose as she watched for my expressions. We were sharing in this sensual experience together while a line of people were forming behind us waiting to buy. The hints seemed pretty obvious so I took one of the candles for checkout and asked for her number. We ended up dating for a few months after that.

She later asked me who the candle was for, so I told her it was for the pissy female coworker, and she wouldn't let me give the candle to my coworker - I still have it lol.









You will meet a girl to date at the candle store.

In my dreams.

Literally. But then she was gone after I woke up

hehe Ty men

But yes this happened. Penthouse forum is thata way buddy bucko little bud

Family reunion

i can't answer this question because I'm an incel

What's causing the incel pandemic and how do we solve it?

Everything changed post 2012

prison

Swimming pool

Best part is everyone knows exactly what they’re getting

Family Reunion... wait wut

I said No Oliver, so it’s legit.


You will meet a girl to date at the candle store.

I had just checked into my hotel on Copacabana Beach in Rio De Janiero after traveling for about 6 weeks in other parts of Brazil. Was tired as hell and planning on going to bed kinda early as I had gone to some club and essentially stayed up all night before going to the airport that day.

It was dark, and I was walking around the streets by myself, and didn't want to mess with trying to deal with a sit down meal and ordering with a waiter who spoke no English. So there was a McDonald's about 3 blocks from my hotel that opened up to the street. There were some people outside looking and smiling at me, and I wandered inside and stood in line for the little kiosks.

After I was standing there for like 30 seconds, this girl wandered up next to me and she was looking at me like I was literal Jesus. She was talking in Portuguese, and eventually I got up to the Kiosk and she stayed next to me and kept looking at me and eventually helped me order my meal in the kiosk. She also asked if I could buy her a cheeseburger(I think that's what she said, at least) and I nodded, and she punched in her order and I paid for both of us. We waited there, and eventually collected food, and I invited her to come sit down with me.

We sat there and ate, and communicated a bit on Google Translate, and finished eating. After like 15 minutes, I eventually got up, and kinda gave her the look like, "Hey, it was nice meeting you, I'm going to go back to my hotel now", and walked out and started going back to my hotel. She didn't follow me at first, but after like a block, all of a sudden she came running up behind me and smiling. I thought to myself, "I kinda just want to go back and pass out now", but she followed me into the hotel lobby and got into the elevator with me and she came into my room with me.

We sat around and kinda chatted on Google Translate for like 30 minutes, very nice girl. Eventually she typed into the phone, "Are you going to kiss me", then I was like "Ok fuk it", and ended up kissing her and within maybe 5 minutes I was rawdogging her doggystyle. She had the Brazilian tan lines on her ass, and although I hadn't been horny at all, I was super turned on by that point. After another couple minutes, I ended up pulling out and busting a gigantic nut all over her ass, and she immediately gave me the "thumbs down" like she was disappointed that I came within like 5 minutes of fuking her.

She actually tried to sleep over, and I briefly considered it but I looked around and there was no Room Safe and I didn't want to have some chick sleep in my room while I has my passport and like $3000 cash in my backpack. I actually think she would have been fine(and would have loved to fuk her again the next morning like 2x more), but I didn't want to risk it as I still had a couple weeks of my trip left.

So I ended up walking her down to the lobby and sent her off, and actually made plans to meet her again the next night in the same place. But I ended up meeting another Brazilian girl at the rooftop pool the next afternoon that that I fuked that night I ended up staying with for two more weeks(and took another trip with a month later).

^^^

Also, there was this Starbucks right next to my work like 8 years ago, and this girl Stephanie was working in there every day. I would kinda flirt with her but she was only like a 6/10, so I never really made a move. However, I ended up seeing her at the grocery store later on in some little booty shorts, and she also gave me the super wide eyes, and I was super horny and got her number and ended up inviting ther over and fuked her that night. For whatever reason, she stopped working there shortly after and I also quit that job shortly after, so I never really saw her again. But it's always enjoyable to have sex with a girl who is super wet and borderline obsessed with you. And looking back, I actually should have dated her because she would have been good for me at that time.

Ah oliverhomeless and his virgin fanta seas

met a ukrainian air hostess at the airport and dated her for 8 months. also last girl - romanian - i dated 2 months ago was seated next to me on a 5-hour flight.

You never know what lies around the corner...

Asked this hot girl working at a gas station if she ever seen a llama. asked her if she wants to see one and took her to my uncles farm. worked liked a charm. sometimes you will meet a girl to date working at a gas station

Uh, school mostly. University.

I meet yummy mummys all the time at kids BJJ events when I take my daughter to compete. Banged a handful of them over the years.

Networking event. I know the point is to meet people but you're usually there with business in mind, not picking up. This really cute interior designer was there and I introduced myself as a personal trainer giving out free consultations, she said she would love to get in shape. Ended up flirting like crazy during the session and then dating.

Other unexpected one was an open house. I was considering buying a place and the asian real estate agent was a total MILF, he quickly started telling me all about her problems with her husband and flirting with me. Turned out she wanted a revenge lay because he'd cheated on her so I was happy to take her up on that offer.

Honestly ,anyplace these days can be labeled a brothel

It sucks when you gota deal with a fkn team driving to the hoop in her phone

F that bs

Did you bang her right there is the house? Or somewhere else?

It took a couple of weeks. We met at my place after it was established she just wanted to bang someone. Definitely the tightest woman I've ever been with even though she had two kids. Really loud too.

But absolutely psycho. I had to cut it off because she started talking about how much she hated her husband and cutting his penor off, etc. Not worth it banging a married woman when I had other options.

Round the back of Aldi. Behind the Cricket Pavilion.

This girl who rented her spare room on Airbnb. Rented it, she showed me around the city, then showed me to bed.
Dated her for like a year lol

HE. Mmmm...

I didn't know you liked trannys.

Those are the worst because you wake up, and then desperately try to fall back asleep to get back in that dream with her, but your body is now awake and refuses to fall back asleep.

Basketball court. The next time we met up we did 69. She was vaginally and anally a virgin.

I licked her butthole in the 69 position and swallowed her pu$$y juice.

We dated for a year. I eventually put it in her butt.

I've always wondered about these. I've never done an AinBnb where I was staying inside the apartment with the person, but I'd imagine at least 50% of people willing to show you around the city and are the opposite sex are definitely doing it for sex. Every type of person I've met with this personality always has a ton of sex, both male and female.