“To qualify, rent must always be paid on time, your home must be well presented (and) be a pleasure to deal with”

For some reason they are not judging based on the size of the tip included with rent payments



Which of you reckon you could make the cut?

https://www.news.com.au/finance/real...bb41f0f37c85aa

I'm definitely not a pleasure to deal with.

Property owners publicly dogwalking their rentcels? Brooooootal

lol wtf

I took my tenant to dispute resolution a month or so ago but things have improved since then

LandLording sucks. I have twice before had the unpleasant experience of LandLording when the PAID-in-FULL home gave me the opportunity to move to the next Dream Destination, so I rented the PAID-IN-FULL home until Market Conditions allowed me to sell the home which was being rented.

it was a miserable experience each time, full of stress and headache. Soon as I could sell the home the $$$ was Invested and DIVIDENDS are a much more enjoyable form of passive income than trying to collect rent from chronically late RENTcels along with the other "issues" they can cause to a homeowner

don't believe these LandLords are EASY-STREETING like they try and make it appear

We'll imagine this story is true.

Maybe they just view you as a pushover cuck. I never have subordinates mog me like that

Lol reminds me of the email I got from my property management last month. They work with an online service for paying rent, scheduling maintenance, etc. they offered a deal where if you pay your rent through the service you are entered in a drawing to win some sort of cash prize of some amount.

However when paying online there is a 3% service fee so it's like $45 extra just to pay online. Wowzers I hope I win the grand prize.

Renting is ass enough, now property managers have to be twats all the time.

Nope being a landlord is work, stress, and risk no question but nothing worth doing is easy. Being able to make money from the property while also waiting for price appreciation can lead to some great gains though.

If I was granted “Tenant of the month award” i think i could finally die a happy man.

I got a one bed flat from some Arab at a good price and picked up his mom's prescription medication from the pharmacy nearby the flat

he came recently with a gas guy to have some inspections done for insurance annual checks, brought me some cuban cigars for helping him and was legit shocked how little wear and tear this flat has taken in 2 years

I just use the oven, shag Asian women on my bed, work and misc

You should one for those who use escorts on a regulr basis:

“Client of the month award” - Misc Escortmaxers do you qualify?

“To qualify, you must be well presented (and) be a pleasure to deal with”

All miscers qualify because they create minimal wear and tear

Aka “didn’t touch the sides”

I’ll support your nomination srs