So he was left with nothing to show for it

All those years of hard work and sacrifice amounted to nothing

Then I realized I don't have an Olympic bronze medal either

But I made absolutely no effort whatsoever in not winning a bronze

In fact I was lazymaxxing on the couch eating a bowl of nachos while he was losing the bronze

So him and I are on the exact same level as far as Olympic achievement goes

Smugness intensifies

But you probably have more Tae kwon Do participation medals, so there is that