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08-14-2024, 11:45 AM
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Breaking NEWS: WHO declares global emergency over monkey pox

Prepare now! Buy your toilet paper rolls, be ready to mail in that ballot, write a will. We’re all in this together. Practice 6 feet social distancing. We’re all going to die.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/14/h...cy-africa.html

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/08/14/h...alth-emergency
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08-14-2024, 11:46 AM
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Don't have gay sex with men and you'll be fine.
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I figured this would have happened in June. Go figure.

Maybe homos should refrain from rampant unprotected butt sex.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Don't have gay sex with men and you'll be fine.
Then I don't want to live if that's the case, no Diddy.
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08-14-2024, 11:49 AM
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InB4 the Monkeypox cure is to eat hbb girls asses.
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08-14-2024, 11:51 AM
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Since liberals were so worried about covid they pushed the mask nonsense, I wonder if they'll push buttplugs in public for everyone?
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08-14-2024, 12:12 PM
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Does sticking your dick in glory holes put one at risk? Asking for a friend.
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08-14-2024, 12:13 PM
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Didn’t Fitnessguy or whatever his name is cum in a man’s ass?



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08-14-2024, 12:18 PM
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Is it time to mask up, quarantine and buy monkey pox vaccine maker stocks?
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08-14-2024, 12:20 PM
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Just 4 more weeks.
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08-14-2024, 12:20 PM
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Just in time for elections


Must be expecting bunch of liberal men to **** each other in the ass.
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08-14-2024, 12:21 PM
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Jay350, islandboyo and fitnessrapist shook AF right now. With good reason. They literally cannot stop commiting abominations with other men.
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08-14-2024, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Babayagawick85⏩
Just in time for elections


Must be expecting bunch of liberal men to **** each other in the ass.
Yeah no chit.. people been calling it all along, and it actually happens, a new pandemic b4 elections.

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08-14-2024, 12:29 PM
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08-14-2024, 12:38 PM
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Luckily I'm not a degenerate liberal who ****s other dudes in the ass so I think I'm pretty safe.
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08-14-2024, 12:52 PM
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Africa doesn't vote here, all good.
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08-14-2024, 12:54 PM
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This disease is still going on?
Not in the AM
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08-14-2024, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Don't have gay sex with men and you'll be fine.
This is not true. My dad got mPox from a bench at the gym. It's super contagious and even his training partner caught it too. You can get it even if you are straight. Stop spreading misinformation.
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08-14-2024, 01:57 PM
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Hopefully they come up with a prophylactic that is both effective & safe
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08-14-2024, 01:58 PM
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This is not true. My dad got mPox from a bench at the gym. It's super contagious and even his training partner caught it too. You can get it even if you are straight. Stop spreading misinformation.

I have some news, and it's pretty bad. Why don't you have a seat?
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How is an STD, among ****ggggots, a global emergency???
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How is an STD, among ****ggggots, a global emergency???
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Don't have gay sex with men and you'll be fine.
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Can we stop allowing ****ty 3rd worlders into our countries now?
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08-14-2024, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted By tendies⏩
This is not true. My dad got mPox from a bench at the gym. It's super contagious and even his training partner caught it too. You can get it even if you are straight. Stop spreading misinformation.
Yeah, it's just that the chances of catching it from sex are way higher than anything else.

Here's an idea. Cut off travel from the countries it's spreading in now. Not exactly rocket science and it doesn't spread like respiratory viruses so it can be contained a thousand times easier.
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08-14-2024, 02:13 PM
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stop fukking monkeys so we can break the curve
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08-14-2024, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By tendies⏩
This is not true. My dad got mPox from a bench at the gym. It's super contagious and even his training partner caught it too. You can get it even if you are straight. Stop spreading misinformation.
And johnvee got herpes from a toilet at a chinese buffet.
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Can we stop allowing ****ty 3rd worlders into our countries now?
What about DEI don't you understand, bra? We need a Diverse amount of people let in forever. Allowing monkeypox into the US can get us to have Equity with Africa's spread of the disease. We need to have Inclusion of Americans in this effort.
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This disease is still going on?
Yeah they are still getting it
They went real quiet with it once the children they m0lest started to get it
I assume they will reform this into a disease that straights are getting because gays and the victims they have doesn't sell vaxx and lockdowns
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Didn’t Fitnessguy or whatever his name is cum in a man’s ass?



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