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Forum » Okay brahs. How do I explain this to wife? Too hard to keep lying.
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Thread: Okay brahs. How do I explain this to wife? Too hard to keep lying.

post 1705046971 08-15-2024, 01:04 AM
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Okay brahs. How do I explain this to wife? Too hard to keep lying.

Long story short...

Acquired a house for a rental about six months ago. Have been saying it's just been slow finding a tenant.

I actually am using the house to hide 6 cats, a couple turtles, some frogs and a pet spider. Yes I'm serious.

Every night about 1am I go over there and feed everything.

I'm tired of the double life but she's gonna kill me for more animals.
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post 1705047041 08-15-2024, 01:07 AM
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ahhhhhh
Cherish your life. Live to tell your story
post 1705047051 08-15-2024, 01:08 AM
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Breh….
I loe e.
post 1705047141 08-15-2024, 01:17 AM
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Does your Brother in Law know about this double life, and is he also a fed?
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post 1705048021 08-15-2024, 02:58 AM
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Animal hoarding is a hell of a drug.
post 1705048081 08-15-2024, 03:07 AM
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classic catbrah
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post 1705048151 08-15-2024, 03:12 AM
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OP pls
post 1705048591 08-15-2024, 03:57 AM
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mirin
post 1705048641 08-15-2024, 04:00 AM
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Are you fking those pets?


what type of sexual relations are you having?


that's sick
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post 1705049351 08-15-2024, 04:50 AM
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Wait till she sees the drum set in the bathtub. That's gonna be the nail in the coffin
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post 1705049801 08-15-2024, 05:18 AM
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No way OP is srs.

Dafuq?
post 1705050501 08-15-2024, 05:46 AM
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post 1705050901 08-15-2024, 06:04 AM
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Half the misc is crying on the daily that they'll never own a home and here you are with a second home and using it as a pet hotel.

Lmao.
post 1705051321 08-15-2024, 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted By scrapbrah⏩
Half the misc is crying on the daily that they'll never own a home and here you are with a second home and using it as a pet hotel.

Lmao.
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post 1705051391 08-15-2024, 06:19 AM
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in4 staged pics...JFL
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post 1705051591 08-15-2024, 06:28 AM
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Bro of a sef,

gonna need pics of what that place looks like with no humans there at all except to bring food for 15 minutes. Son.....do the cats have fights ?

What kind of spider in ass ? A big ass tarantula ?

Son maybe you can get a miscer to move in and feed the animals as part of his rent. I would say johnvee but he's in canada getting welfare. Maybe ask skier!, he's probably homeless.

Smack it boy
post 1705051661 08-15-2024, 06:31 AM
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light your hair on fire
post 1705051721 08-15-2024, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro⏩
Does your Brother in Law know about this double life, and is he also a fed?
His brother in law is probably a secret meth kingpin
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post 1705052151 08-15-2024, 06:52 AM
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I just knew it was frog related as soon as I saw title
post 1705052161 08-15-2024, 06:52 AM
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Just burn down the rental property. You feds are good at arson.
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post 1705052371 08-15-2024, 06:58 AM
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Depends if they're gay normal cats or cool bobcats and such.
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
post 1705052431 08-15-2024, 07:00 AM
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just start charging the animals rent
post 1705052451 08-15-2024, 07:02 AM
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spoon pics or negs
post 1705053451 08-15-2024, 07:32 AM
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Oh Lord imagine this guy as your landlord.
post 1705053531 08-15-2024, 07:34 AM
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Just buy a fuking zoo and do it properly.
post 1705058201 08-15-2024, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
I just knew it was frog related as soon as I saw title
Lmao
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