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08-15-2024, 12:04 AM
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Okay brahs. How do I explain this to wife? Too hard to keep lying.

Long story short…

Acquired a house for a rental about six months ago. Have been saying it's just been slow finding a tenant.

I actually am using the house to hide 6 cats, a couple turtles, some frogs and a pet spider. Yes I'm serious.

Every night about 1am I go over there and feed everything.

I'm tired of the double life but she's gonna kill me for more animals.
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08-15-2024, 12:07 AM
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ahhhhhh
Cherish your life. Live to tell your story
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08-15-2024, 12:08 AM
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Breh….
I love eggs.
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08-15-2024, 12:17 AM
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Does your Brother in Law know about this double life, and is he also a fed?
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08-15-2024, 01:58 AM
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Animal hoarding is a hell of a drug.
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08-15-2024, 02:07 AM
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classic catbrah
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08-15-2024, 02:12 AM
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OP pls
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08-15-2024, 02:57 AM
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08-15-2024, 03:00 AM
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Are you fking those pets?


what type of sexual relations are you having?


that's sick
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08-15-2024, 03:50 AM
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Wait till she sees the drum set in the bathtub. That's gonna be the nail in the coffin
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08-15-2024, 04:18 AM
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No way OP is srs.

Dafuq?
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08-15-2024, 04:46 AM
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08-15-2024, 05:04 AM
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Half the misc is crying on the daily that they'll never own a home and here you are with a second home and using it as a pet hotel.

Lmao.
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08-15-2024, 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted By scrapbrah⏩
Half the misc is crying on the daily that they'll never own a home and here you are with a second home and using it as a pet hotel.

Lmao.
Brootal. Even scrapbrah is gettin digs in on Squalorbrah


Inb4 Shackbrah reemerging from his 15 year hiatus to make fun of him
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08-15-2024, 05:19 AM
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in4 staged pics…JFL
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08-15-2024, 05:28 AM
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Bro of a sef,

gonna need pics of what that place looks like with no humans there at all except to bring food for 15 minutes. Son…..do the cats have fights ?

What kind of spider in ass ? A big ass tarantula ?

Son maybe you can get a miscer to move in and feed the animals as part of his rent. I would say johnvee but he's in canada getting welfare. Maybe ask skier!, he's probably homeless.

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08-15-2024, 05:31 AM
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light your hair on fire
I'm just a whit guy frm the future, I completely out of touc

This macine is obsolete
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08-15-2024, 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro⏩
Does your Brother in Law know about this double life, and is he also a fed?
His brother in law is probably a secret meth kingpin
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08-15-2024, 05:52 AM
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I just knew it was frog related as soon as I saw title
Ello, how are we?
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08-15-2024, 05:52 AM
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Just burn down the rental property. You feds are good at arson.
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08-15-2024, 05:58 AM
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Depends if they're gay normal cats or cool bobcats and such.
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
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08-15-2024, 06:00 AM
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just start charging the animals rent
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08-15-2024, 06:02 AM
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spoon pics or negs
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08-15-2024, 06:32 AM
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Oh Lord imagine this guy as your landlord.
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08-15-2024, 06:34 AM
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Just buy a fuking zoo and do it properly.
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08-15-2024, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
I just knew it was frog related as soon as I saw title
Lmao
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