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08-15-2024, 07:33 AM
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[PREPARE] Breaking News: Ukraine CAPTURES Key RUSSIAN Town

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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky on Thursday said Ukraine has captured the key town of Sudzha in the Russian Kursk region, providing his forces with an important foothold as troops continue to surge across Russia.

Ukraine’s commander-in-chief, Col. Gen. Oleksandr Syrskyi, reported the capture of Sudzha during a Thursday briefing, Zelensky said in a video address.

Ukraine is setting up a commandant’s office in the town, Zelensky said, while more than 80 settlements in Kursk have now fallen to advancing Ukrainian troops.

“I thank every warrior of ours who ensures all this,” Zelensky said.


Moscow has not yet commented on Ukraine’s claims. Russian military bloggers are continuing to report fighting across Kursk, including in and around Sudzha, though Ukrainian forces have pressured the town for more than a week and have been close to taking it for days.

Sudzha will bolster Ukrainian troops in Kursk as they continue to advance through the Russian region, where they mounted a surprise attack on Aug. 6.

Russia has struggled to beat back the Ukrainian advance, despite Russian President Vladimir Putin holding security meetings and ordering border guards and the military to repel the attacks.


Kyiv claimed earlier this week that some 386 square miles have already been taken in Kursk.

Besides Sudhza, Ukraine is advancing northwest and southeast of the town in multiple directions, threatening Russian forces across a long and new battleground.

Ukrainian officials have said they do not plan to hold Russia’s territory, but the offensive could divert Russian troops from the frontlines of eastern Ukraine and ease up pressure there.

Ukraine has also captured dozens of prisoners to be used in exchanges with Russia, and any territory they hold in Kursk would be important in negotiations.




https://thehill.com/policy/defense/4...russian-kursk/
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08-15-2024, 08:01 AM
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Putin will use a nuke he’s just drawing them in
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Oh God oh fuk the Ghost of Kyiv circling the skies of Moscow right now its over boyos
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08-15-2024, 08:13 AM
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Oh God oh fuk the Ghost of Kyiv circling the skies of Moscow right now its over boyos






Imagine thinking your "Special Military Operation" would result in a quick and glorious victory over your neighboring state, but instead it turns into the first military invasion of your Motherland since WWII.



Lulz.
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Imagine thinking your "Special Military Operation" would result in a quick and glorious victory over your neighboring state, but instead it turns into the first military invasion of your Motherland since WWII.



Lulz.
Imagine being backed by America and all of NATO and the best you can do after sending all your young men to die is temporarily capture a village of 200. Slobber Ukulele!

LMFAO

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I love it when an Orc gets burnt by scalding hot water, and the best they can do is retaliate with a mister.
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Reminds me of the Battle of the Bulge when the Germans made one last huge attack out of desperation to try to change the tide against the allies.

Ukraine has realized they're losing support from the West & know that once Trump takes Presidency all military support for Ukraine will be gone so they're making one last land-grab before they're forced to sit down for peace talks.
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Reminds me of the Battle of the Bulge when the Germans made one last huge attack out of desperation to try to change the tide against the allies.

Ukraine has realized they're losing support from the West & know that once Trump takes Presidency all military support for Ukraine will be gone so they're making one last land-grab before they're forced to sit down for peace talks.
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08-15-2024, 09:25 AM
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LOL LOL LOL


Hit with the water mister again!


In this case, "Russia Lost" motherland territory against a smaller military that they preemptively attacked.










Keep it coming with the water mister little brah, it's summer and its fukkin hot.


LOL LOL LOL!
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Imagine being backed by America and all of NATO and the best you can do after sending all your young men to die is temporarily capture a village of 200. Slobber Ukulele!

LMFAO

lol 3 day operation. just lol.
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08-15-2024, 10:39 AM
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dick sucking russian miscers have been telling me for years now how it's going to be over soon. surely, any day now.
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dick sucking russian miscers have been telling me for years now how it's going to be over soon. surely, any day now.
Just two weeks…
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08-15-2024, 07:06 PM
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Please expand on the keynessness of this strategic town
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Didn't Putin himself say if Russia's territorial integrity is compromised, that he wouldn't hesitate to use Nukes. What's he waiting for?
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