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post 1705084781 08-15-2024, 07:33 PM
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LOL @ people who think magic(k) doesn't exist.

The human being a spiritual entity controlling a physical body. The body is designed in a way to be able to do most tasks that the soul wishes to do, hence why it's different to that of an animal's body (chimp or lion). Apart from that it's just flesh. Without the soul a human being would just be reacting to external stimulus in a predetermined manner.

Spirits are non-corporeal beings, in that they were never given a physical body, so they reside in the spirit realm. To get an idea of what the spiritual realm is, think of the last time you had a dream that felt real and that you genuinely thought was real - this is the spirit realm.

Magic(k), whether white or black magic, left hand or right hand path, involves contacting spirits and paying homage to them through various rituals, ceremonies, and sacrifices, and getting them to do your bidding.

From Australian Aboriginals to Native Americans (South and North), humans all practise some type of spirit worship, where they do exactly what I described (contacting spirits) to do their bidding. Prior to Christianization, all people were pagans and practised the same type of religion, except for the Jews, even though they've slipped up on multiple occasions. Witch-doctor, shaman, yogi, warlock, is all the same thing.

Demons and satan are what we call these pagan deities or 'gods' from a Christian point of view, since those names are adjectives to what they are seperate and opposing to the God Of Abraham - whether you call them fallen angels, aliens, annunaki,, gods etc, they are all describing the same thing.

To actually make magic work, you need to have a certain propensity towards spiritual matters and you need to earn favour from spirits - they are intelligent beings who chose who they work with carefully. They can be summoned, but really they summon you to summon them, if that makes sense.

The spirits of God Yahweh, don't do anything unless instructed to do so by God Himself, that's why all forms of magic are a sin, whetehr you use it to heal someone or harm someone.

Like many things in life, you can't exactly PROVE that spirits exist, you can experience them however and see proof of their involvement. LGBT, war, violence, promiscuity, excessive pride and vanity, etc, are all symptoms of a culture's involvement with the demonic or with the pagan deities.
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LOL @ narcissistic schizophrenics who acknowledge they've experienced psychosis yet believe something completely untestable is real.

Take your meds, dumb young chimp.
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agree and it would push you gently
into some activities that will cause huge harm later on.
the exclusiveness, in rest or food, in joy or being sad.
or being extreme in narcissism. do this more
isolate yourself
leave this till tomorrow
procastinate this
milk your penor more
have more of booze until you pass out,just this time.
watch tv/phone until you ass out.

but to be honest, its hard for a regular
human to know he is possessed or a withcraft have been
done to cripple them and let them drench into negativity
just like drenching chicken wings in oil/
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Your a wizard Harry lookin ass ******
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You can suffer from unhealthy dynamics in bad circles.
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In Christianity, they say “do not dialogue with the devil, because you will lose.”

You might win the first round in the Wild West, but you will get punked eventually and wish you had access to justice.

Judgement is harder around some stress.
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Everything I post is satire.
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Voodoo, shaman rituals, etc…

Is not “magic” it’s well studied, go look at books like rape of the mind by joost meerlo.

It is a built in Pavlovian trigger to deeply held beliefs. USSR honed and perfected and documented ways to build and develop these types of responses in people for political conditioning purposes.

The body reacts to ceremonies and rituals as it has been trained too, but it’s all brainwashing at its core.

We’ve really perfected and honed it a lot more than some backwoods shaman.
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Originally Posted By Duckliver
Voodoo, shaman rituals, etc…

Is not “magic” it’s well studied, go look at books like rape of the mind by joost meerlo.

It is a built in Pavlovian trigger to deeply held beliefs. USSR honed and perfected and documented ways to build and develop these types of responses in people for political conditioning purposes.

The body reacts to ceremonies and rituals as it has been trained too, but it’s all brainwashing at its core.

We’ve really perfected and honed it a lot more than some backwoods shaman.
Lmfao, do you really think that satan would make himself obvious to mankind? Spirits (fallen angels) are not stupid, often times they are far superior to human beings in terms of intellect and do not have the same constraints as humans. They have leaders and ranks, and do as they're told. If they're told to not appear, they will not. It's like a evil genius who is able to murder people and leave no trace of his own existence, except for the crime. The lack of evidence isn't evidence of non existence, in this instance. Either way, this stuff is woo woo and people who have not experienced it cannot fathom it, but where there's smoke there's fire; look at all the cultures around the world that have shamanistic beliefs.

You're referring to propaganda, brainwashing,and manipulation. Witchcraft is manipulation and brainwashing from the spiritual side of reality.
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I remember when I was like 6 or 7 years old and believed chit like this
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I can do magic srs . As soon as I enter a room all the sloots disappear
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
Didn't read because it was too long but of course it's real.

Ex-wizard checking in. Only works on atheists or those who have no protection tho but I came up with a simple hex years ago (or it was given to me) it's fatal every time.
Can confirm your magical powers

America is the number one clown show

India > China

Stay home, save lives.....UNTIL THE END OF TIME

Come for the sloot threads, stay for the riveting social commentary
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The jinn will ONLYYYYY provide its services to the magician/shaman/etc if the magician does shirk. Meaning the magician worships other than the creator, or gives the creator’s sole due rights to anyone else (such as affirming the creator alone is all knowing, for example)

There is no magic (involving the jinn) without shirk. Im talking about real magic, not illusionary magic.

The jinn will have the magician slaughter something in honor of it (which is an act of worship, we only should sacrifice to god), or pray to angels (we should only pray to god), or think the magicians will and god’s will are one and the same (we are not god, we are separate) etc

Thats what it all comes down to. No shirk = no magic

This means every real magician is a disbeliever. But many of them are in denial. They say things like “im justworkingwith demons, not worshipping them”
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Yeah I was confused as to what an animal is so thanks for the chimp or lion clarification
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Originally Posted By deadorange
idiots
Wait until you are targeted by the occult yourself one day. Then you’ll see

People ACTUALLY think that every single culture in the world is lying or deluded regarding magic, that EVERY single paranormal sighting is just tricks of the eyes or lies. This is simply statistically impossible

Inb4 people think im saying every story is true. Reading comprehension, not even once
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Originally Posted By Dreyth
The jinn will ONLYYYYY provide its services to the magician/shaman/etc if the magician does shirk. Meaning the magician worships other than the creator, or gives the creator’s sole due rights to anyone else (such as affirming the creator alone is all knowing, for example)

There is no magic (involving the jinn) without shirk. Im talking about real magic, not illusionary magic.

The jinn will have the magician slaughter something in honor of it (which is an act of worship, we only should sacrifice to god), or pray to angels (we should only pray to god), or think the magicians will and god’s will are one and the same (we are not god, we are separate) etc

Thats what it all comes down to. No shirk = no magic

This means every real magician is a disbeliever. But many of them are in denial. They say things like “im justworkingwith demons, not worshipping them”
As soon as I saw your username, I knew. I just knew.
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Originally Posted By Dreyth
The jinn will ONLYYYYY provide its services to the magician/shaman/etc if the magician does shirk. Meaning the magician worships other than the creator, or gives the creator’s sole due rights to anyone else (such as affirming the creator alone is all knowing, for example)

There is no magic (involving the jinn) without shirk. Im talking about real magic, not illusionary magic.

The jinn will have the magician slaughter something in honor of it (which is an act of worship, we only should sacrifice to god), or pray to angels (we should only pray to god), or think the magicians will and god’s will are one and the same (we are not god, we are separate) etc

Thats what it all comes down to. No shirk = no magic

This means every real magician is a disbeliever. But many of them are in denial. They say things like “im justworkingwith demons, not worshipping them”
Yes, what you're describing is pantheism, the belief that 'everything is God', so when you worship the demon, you're worshipping God and when you're doing the magic on someone, you're a God and doing what God wills, etc.

The demon does not work with a human unless it can take advantage of it and control the human, they simple won't respond to the incantations, etc.

Sacrificing life can be symboling, but it also provides energy to the spirit - human lives, especially those of people with less sin are the highest in energy released. Hence the child sacrifice and child rape by satanists.
Originally Posted By Dreyth
Wait until you are targeted by the occult yourself one day. Then you’ll see

People ACTUALLY think that every single culture in the world is lying or deluded regarding magic, that EVERY single paranormal sighting is just tricks of the eyes or lies. This is simply statistically impossible

Inb4 people think im saying every story is true. Reading comprehension, not even once
Yeah, I experienced it my self and it's insane. Hindus are straight savages with their sihr. I was targeted by them and felt so much excruciating pain and torment it's not funny. Body would randomly do those yoga body positions and hand signs and hindu dances. Stuffs no joke. Makes me laugh when people think it's not real.
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Originally Posted By deadorange
Your weak ass cramping in a yoga pose does not mean Hindus targeted you, you fuking nutjob.
Talk to religious hindus if you don't believe - yoga poses are forms of worship to hindu deities. If a hindu deity attacks you in your subconcious mind/soul/imagination, it can control your body's movements. Hence why in dreams your experiences can feel better or worse (more surreal) than real life. That's where your experience is occuring, even in day to day life.
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Originally Posted By deadorange
It is delusion and memes. Supernatural sht isn't real. It's made up. It's a fugazi. There are no ghosts or demons or monsters. Just shtty people. Why is there no video evidence of anything paranormal? LOL

Ghosts are shy about cameras?
Even if you saw video evidence you would say its fake, so why are you asking for it? Youre not being sincere
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Originally Posted By Dreyth
Even if you saw video evidence you would say its fake, so why are you asking for it? Youre not being sincere
TBH I've seen videos of monks levitating and also seen a tiktik of a girl who was into new age until she woke up one night levitating and realised it was all demonic, and I find it hard to believe since I have not personally experienced it. I have however experienced other psychic phenomena.



https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wvbwz...?feature=share

In the above video, my hands would do the same type of symbols by themselves, but I couldn't levitate personally.
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Originally Posted By deadorange
It's literally all fake bullsht. How are you tards this gullible? Do you still believe inSantaClaus?
Woah, now. Stop right there. What do you mean STILL believe? As if there is any question?
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Originally Posted By deadorange
Deities don't exist.
ughh... yeah there is.... maybe talk to some hindus or buddhists.
Originally Posted By deadorange
It's literally all fake bullsht. How are you tards this gullible? Do you still believe in Santa Claus?
I've experienced paranormal sh*t personally.
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Originally Posted By deadorange
Lmfao. Yeah alright dude. Pray to Vishnu for magic superpowers. What a crock of sht.
I'm Christian, if I were to do that, I would be committing idolatry. Pretty sure that hindus pray to hanuman for super powers BTW.

Notice how I am not saying their religion doesn't have some results, I recognise they have powers; demonic powers.
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Originally Posted By deadorange
You are severely mentally ill.
Yeaah me and the 1-2 billion people of taoist and dharmic faiths. Probs a solid 100 million of those who are extremely devoted to their religion and idol of choice.

And you're smarter than everyone, hence why you're red on the misc.
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Originally Posted By deadorange
It's literally all fake bullsht. How are you tards this gullible? Do you still believe in Santa Claus?
This guy over here is absolutely clueless
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Originally Posted By deadorange
Lmfao. Yeah alright dude. Pray to Vishnu for magic superpowers. What a crock of sht.
Some jinn will enter your body and allow you to do things you couldnt do before. They are physically much stronger than us, and they can be formless

Its not like “if i pray to this god he’ll give me powers” though theyll trick you into thinking that. Its more like “if i do these rituals involving idolatry, theyll enter me and i can do stuff”

Its called invocation. Willful possession of jinn


Side note i know a guy who doesnt believe this stuff. But he witnessed an exorcism and he himself had to physically hold down this little person with all his might. Hes like where in the world is all this strength coming from…. Hes in denial

Sometimes you need 6 huge men go hold down a 100lb woman during an exorcist
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