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08-17-2024, 11:35 PM
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You see this sloot in the liquor store

She asks you where all the parties are , wut do?

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08-18-2024, 12:17 AM
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08-18-2024, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis
She asks you where all the parties are , wut do?


Well I'd think a few things first before just inviting her to my place.















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08-18-2024, 01:03 AM
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Run into this AI sloot, wut do?
*MFC*
*MAGA*



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08-18-2024, 01:04 AM
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Strong af ^^
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08-18-2024, 01:53 AM
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“Forget the parties, where ya ass at beyatch”
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08-18-2024, 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted By stupid000
Well I'd think a few things first before just inviting her to my place.















Lmao strong breakdown
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08-18-2024, 02:13 AM
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i leave cos cant stand the smell
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08-18-2024, 03:18 AM
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She must use curling tongs that hair is so fetch
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08-18-2024, 03:25 AM
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Immediately call my dealer

Pack her full of yayo and latex
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08-18-2024, 03:53 AM
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Ask her if thats a vag¡na in her pocket or if shes just happy to see me
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08-18-2024, 03:55 AM
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Ask her where the pancakes at
I love eggs.
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08-18-2024, 04:04 AM
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08-18-2024, 04:57 AM
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Call Ibby
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08-18-2024, 05:36 AM
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Lmao
neglect lifting acquire tendons
uses hook grip to jerk off crew
would cuck Rippetoe (respectfully)
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08-18-2024, 05:54 AM
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Asked her if she likes my aftershave.

It’s called chloroform on a rag.
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