so you have an iphone with google maps open and you stop and asked something "hey do you mind showing me where the town plaza is?" (for example)

then you gesture at the phone and say "do you mind holding it for a second?". you pass it them but what they don't know is there is super glue on the back, you quickly and firmly press the phone into the person's hand and distract them while the glue sets (eg "wow! look at that eagle over there"). the phone sticks to their hand and you quickly flick the app off the maps and onto Xhamster playing gay porn. then you start shouting "lol look at this guy watching gay porn in the street!!" and pointing and laughing

who's paying you to post these elaborate threads?