"Omg I have one like this. We met on a dating app and bonded over our love of surfing. We met for coffee. We chatted for a bit and he asked how I liked my coffee. I said with cream, and a little bit of sugar. And he leaned over the table and pinched my arm and said "Well, if you cut out the cream and sugar you wouldn't have this anymore." I stayed silent, then ****in' got up and left."



HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. im fkn ded

Definitely Johnnydeep.