https://nypost.com/2024/08/21/world-...-with-a-brush/

A Thai man was bitten on the testicles by a 12-foot python while he sat on the toilet — so he beat the serpent to death with a toilet brush, leaving his bathroom splattered in blood, according to reports and stunning photos.

Thanat Thangtewanon felt a sharp pain after he took a seat Tuesday, so he reached down and grabbed the snake by the neck and tried to rip it off his privates, according to Asia Pacific Press.

“I felt something biting my balls. It was very painful, so I put my hands in the toilet to see what was wrong. I was shocked that I grabbed a snake,” he said.

When the snake didn’t budge, he grabbed a toilet brush and began beating it in the head — prompting the snake to release its fangs, according to the outlet.

“I quickly stood up and plucked it out. I felt pain, really bad pain, and there was blood everywhere, but I was more shocked to have found a python in the toilet,” Thangtewanon said.

Thangtewanon was immediately taken to a hospital to get a tetanus vaccine, but he thankfully didn’t need stitches, according to the UK Mirror.

“My testicles are safe now. I’m lucky it wasn’t a venomous snake. A cobra would have killed me,” he said. “But I haven’t used that toilet again since.

holy chit


lololol lmao wtf

The Thais are some tough mf'ers…. too bad so many of them become trannies….