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Thread: Single guys, any slooty success stories this weekend?

post 1705480291 08-25-2024, 12:16 PM
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Single guys, any slooty success stories this weekend?

Hit us with the deets.

Get a number?

Make out with anyone?

F*ck a hot girl?

F*ck an ugly girl?

Anyone get close and get rejected?
post 1705480541 08-25-2024, 12:23 PM
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Went to dinner with my freinds yesterday.

Long time female friend got pie.

She said she was finished so I could eat some.

I took my fork and got the glob of whipped cream off the top and said "I'm gonna put this on your nipple, then lick it off."

She giggled.

Her husband said he wanted to watch.
post 1705485551 08-25-2024, 03:09 PM
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Went out on a first date for some beers after meeting through a dating app. She looked pretty good in person.

We then went to another place for some more drinks

Our vibe was pretty good so I kissed her at the bar and she was receptive

Invited her back to my place which was a couple minute walk away (I always try to ensure my logistics are on point). We talked more at my place about random stuff while drinking. Banged and got BJs all night. Pretty standard first date outcome and it was a good night. We still texting and she’s showing high interest.
post 1705486221 08-25-2024, 03:26 PM
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OP is getting ready for the post divorce life. Can’t blame him after all.
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post 1705486251 08-25-2024, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted By BigTimeOperator⏩
Went to dinner with my freinds yesterday.

Long time female friend got pie.

She said she was finished so I could eat some.

I took my fork and got the glob of whipped cream off the top and said "I'm gonna put this on your nipple, then lick it off."

She giggled.

Her husband said he wanted to watch.
For a minute there I thought "pie" was a shortened version of you creampied her.

But either way, sounds like the husband wants you to fuk his hairy ass.
post 1705487011 08-25-2024, 03:57 PM
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You brahs are going out on the weekend?
post 1705487311 08-25-2024, 04:05 PM
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Nah. Worked unpaid overtime yesterday and I'm going back in to work some more today. Deleted my apps. I'm done.
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post 1705487401 08-25-2024, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted By BigTimeOperator⏩
Went to dinner with my freinds yesterday.

Long time female friend got pie.

She said she was finished so I could eat some.

I took my fork and got the glob of whipped cream off the top and said "I'm gonna put this on your nipple, then lick it off."

She giggled.

Her husband said he wanted to watch.
I was there.

Her husband usually does not come to work events.

I bought her an AMF after, and she went home with me.
post 1705487431 08-25-2024, 04:11 PM
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Told my GF what I wanted and she did it so there's that..
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post 1705487441 08-25-2024, 04:12 PM
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...she went home with me


^ LOL! You got the herpaderp now.
post 1705488111 08-25-2024, 04:30 PM
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Back in my hometown for a couple days - randomly hit up this conservative chick I went on a date w like 4 yrs ago w my new phone number and she replied just now.

Fixing to smash that fat azz but it's also sunday
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post 1705488301 08-25-2024, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted By leoaa777⏩
OP is getting ready for the post divorce life. Can’t blame him after all.
I thought OP loved his wife or some sht or was that someone else.
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post 1705488951 08-25-2024, 05:01 PM
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I went to pick up a sixer to have while I listened to the local MLB team get their ass kicked this afternoon. When I walked in I heard the cashier talking to some old hag customer about how her husband took their son to a monster truck show that afternoon. Walked up and put my sixer on the counter to check out. Randomly she asked if I had plans for the day. I told her I was gonna listen to X team play. She said "well that sounds fun. It should be over by the time we close. I'll get off at 6 in case you're free afterwards." Srs vry srs.


I smile and said have a great day. Lol @ HTC sloots. Feel sorry for the husband/son.
post 1705489131 08-25-2024, 05:06 PM
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some girl that's been sliding into my DMs for years found out I was back in town and finally talked me into coming over by dangling her and her friend in front of me.

went to town for an hour or so on two birds.
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