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08-26-2024, 03:37 AM
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08-26-2024, 03:44 AM
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I lost 4k dollars last week on slots after taking a break for the year. Sht was brutal. What's funny is that I didn't even get one single fuking bonus on any machine.
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08-26-2024, 03:48 AM
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08-26-2024, 03:51 AM
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08-26-2024, 03:55 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Brutal. I've known people addicted to gambling that literally never win ****, what gives the motivation to continue?
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08-26-2024, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Brutal. I've known people addicted to gambling that literally never win ****, what gives the motivation to continue?
08-26-2024, 04:41 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
The longer they go without winning makes them think they will win soon. Ironically that is correct, but gambling is dumb af, unless it's carefully done. Playing the lottery or slot machines is never going to work.Brutal. I've known people addicted to gambling that literally never win ****, what gives the motivation to continue?
I bet £1 a week on a 6 game accumulator (win/lose/draw) on the football so I am spending £38 per year doing that. Odds vary a lot from week to week, sometimes it's under £100 win, sometimes over £1000 win.
I won £200 off the £1 bet towards the end of last season. That pays for the next 5 years of bets.
It's highly unlikely to win, but 6 games seems the sweet spot. I do it going off points per game home and away with a draw predicted if the 2 teams have a similar (within a range) amount of points per game, using the draw percentage for the league as a guide.
It's all in a spreadsheet and only I have it, I made it myself. I just paste in the home and away table each week to make next weeks predictions. It needs to be about 25% into the season before it starts to make sense predicting, when things have settled down and there's a bit of data to go off. That's why I won towards the end of last season, the league was 90% done with teams having played a lot of games.
Check it out. The K and V column is points per game x1000 and that's all it really uses to determine it. If the Home Score and Away Scoredifferenceis greater than the Draw Cutoff, that tips it to a "Weak Win" to the team with the higher score.

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08-26-2024, 04:42 AM
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08-26-2024, 05:15 AM
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When NZ got it's first casino you'd hear stories about how the slot machine area would be absolutely filled with elderly people putting in their weekly Pension money on payment day hoping to make it big and escape poverty. Brootal.
"Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking. They want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation" - George Carlin
08-26-2024, 05:37 AM
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08-26-2024, 05:39 AM
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I feel like chit anytime I gamble/bet and lose. Not sure how people do it. I get winning feels unreal, but the losing ain't worth it imo
08-26-2024, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted By superfunk⏩
When NZ got it's first casino you'd hear stories about how the slot machine area would be absolutely filled with elderly people putting in their weekly Pension money on payment day hoping to make it big and escape poverty. Brootal.

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08-26-2024, 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted By mrdot⏩
It won't be long at all, because by buying 16 tickets she's reduced the odds of her winning from 1 in 300 million to only 1 in 18.7 million. Wow as piss in ass, 1 in 18.7 million, what great odds. Oh but it even gets better than that, if she played for 60 years in her adult life every 2 weeks then the odds of her winning at some point are reduced to 1 in 192,000. One in 192,000 ! Piss Ass Boy ! What a nice ratio of a diseased butthole. Surely she will win soon, just keep playing until your ass falls off. Also, what's this $50 per ticket stuff? I ain't never heard of a $50 lotto ticket....nevermind, I don't wanna know. Smack ass piss it boy.My mom spent $800 on lottery tickets $50 x 16
Not a single one was a winner
This happens every time she gets paid
Wonder how long until she wins the big one?
Not a single one was a winner
This happens every time she gets paid
Wonder how long until she wins the big one?
08-26-2024, 06:18 AM
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pranked one of my boys with a fake scratcher once. dude was on cloud 9 when he thought he won 1mil (he played a LOT and never won chit) til I told 'em it was fake. Imagine the high he experienced for a brief moment before I shot it tf down. He was depressed all day kinda phukked up but funny
08-26-2024, 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted By CreateSmackPiss⏩
they have $50 scratchersIt won't be long at all, because by buying 16 tickets she's reduced the odds of her winning from 1 in 300 million to only 1 in 18.7 million. Wow as piss in ass, 1 in 18.7 million, what great odds. Oh but it even gets better than that, if she played for 60 years in her adult life every 2 weeks then the odds of her winning at some point are reduced to 1 in 192,000. One in 192,000 ! Piss Ass Boy ! What a nice ratio of a diseased butthole. Surely she will win soon, just keep playing until your ass falls off. Also, what's this $50 per ticket stuff? I ain't never heard of a $50 lotto ticket....nevermind, I don't wanna know. Smack ass piss it boy.

also your odds are way off since she plays every day
08-26-2024, 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
Girl is mid af looking 50 years old and has over 400 million views playing at the casino, insane.Would you smash this rich degen sloot?
Youtube simps funding her spending
08-26-2024, 07:27 AM
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Gambling degens should bet sports, not slots/lotto/etc.
You get the most generous odds, and can actually end the year UP if you gamble on less-popular sports.
Sometimes I'm shocked at the errors the online sports books make..... For example, they'll shift odds for one category of a game, but legitimately FORGET to shift the odds for a different category that is directly related to the one they shifted.
This happens CONSTANTLY in lesser-known sports (such as motorsport, cycling, ping pong, etc)
You get the most generous odds, and can actually end the year UP if you gamble on less-popular sports.
Sometimes I'm shocked at the errors the online sports books make..... For example, they'll shift odds for one category of a game, but legitimately FORGET to shift the odds for a different category that is directly related to the one they shifted.
This happens CONSTANTLY in lesser-known sports (such as motorsport, cycling, ping pong, etc)
08-26-2024, 07:30 AM
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Reminds me of going into the degen casinos, like Charles Town in WV. Old ass emphysema people smoking away, just throwing their paychecks into the slot machines. Boggles my mind when I walk by and see they have like $600 in credits loaded up.
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08-26-2024, 07:44 AM
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I haven't bought a scratchoff since 2010
08-26-2024, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted By mrdot⏩
well sonny boy of son, you gotta give the data if you wanna have accuracy little son. If the odds to this gay $50 stuff are the same as powerball, which is 1 in 300 million, and she played one ticket every single day for 20 solid years, then the odds of her winning just once in a 20 year time span are 1 in 41,095 of ass. Yeah boy, she should be a financial advisor son boy ! "Step into my office boy of ass, there is a 1 in 41,095 chance that I can make you millions, and a 41,094 out 41,095 chance that I can make you do nothing but lose $365,000 over the course of 20 years." YEAH BOY ! SMACK CITY BOY SON ! BUTTHOLE ASS WE GONNA BE RICHalso your odds are way off since she plays every day
08-26-2024, 08:16 AM
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Tell her to invest the money, dude
08-26-2024, 08:37 AM
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I am incredibly lucky when I gamble.
I have won $25,000 on Keno....$20,000 on a scratch ticket...I win $400 plus on Keno pattern play all the time..last year I had a 3 month stretch where I won over $9,000.
Win NFL bets a lot.
I rarely goto a casino but if I do I take $40 and that's it. If I go up $30 I quit.
I have won $25,000 on Keno....$20,000 on a scratch ticket...I win $400 plus on Keno pattern play all the time..last year I had a 3 month stretch where I won over $9,000.
Win NFL bets a lot.
I rarely goto a casino but if I do I take $40 and that's it. If I go up $30 I quit.
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