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08-27-2024, 06:58 PM
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My girlfriend’s co worker gifted her a dildo mold of his penis

I found it in her car still in the tube after she got home from work and I left in it to get cigarettes. At first I thought she picked it up for us to make with me and just wanted to surprise me or something but then i opened it and realized it had already been made. And this sucker was fat. I’m thinking wtf so I go inside and asked her who made it and she got all nervous and red in the face like she always does when she feels guilty about something so my alarm bells are ringing big time at this point.

I demanded an explanation over and over again about where she got it and who made it for her and finally she tells me that her friend from work gave it to her as a gag gift and it’s no big deal, I told her if that’s true then she needs to report him to hr and get his ass fired which she refuses to do so I said today that I’m taking some space away from her for a while and now I’m staying at my dads house. I think it’s super weird this guy feels close enough to my girlfriend of two years to give her a gift like this even as a joke… so my red flags are firing at the moment for sure. And she refuses to report a clear sexual harassment violation at work which to me means she’s either protecting him or at best humoring this **** which I don’t like and I’ve told her that.

Every time I try telling her how I feel about this it turns into an argument and she says I’m overreacting about a harmless joke and it’s not that big of a deal. And her and her friends have been blowing up my phone tonight and im freaking out over nothing. Am I overreacting?
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08-27-2024, 06:59 PM
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Lol
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08-27-2024, 07:00 PM
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Hopefully she doesn't work with Proudmanlet..
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08-27-2024, 07:02 PM
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Hopefully she doesn't work with Proudmanlet..
Lmaooo

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08-27-2024, 07:02 PM
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Smokers are jokers dude
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08-27-2024, 07:04 PM
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Dump her ass srs


There’s boundaries and this was wayyyy unprofessional and inappropriate….and disrespectful.

If she doesn’t see how this makes you feel then dump her. Srs
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08-27-2024, 07:05 PM
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Update: I called HR and explained everything, I’m not sure what’s going to happen but I told my now ex-gf what I did. She completely turned into a woman I have never met before it was so weird, I didn’t know she was capable to become so angry so fast. She called the guy and told him what’s going on and he’s been calling and texting me nasty messages. She was also trying to communicate to me through him but he’s now blocked as the police have told me not to communicate with them any further. Long story short we exchanged some words/threats on the phone with this ******* and now I’m gonna have a court date soon and he also drives a sweet car.
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08-27-2024, 07:07 PM
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Get one of those pornstar molded vaginas and leave it somewhere that she’ll find it.
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08-27-2024, 07:08 PM
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Jakes on you OP

Did you smell it? She has definitely used it…
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08-27-2024, 07:09 PM
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Which subreddit did you jack this from?
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08-27-2024, 07:10 PM
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This happened to OP
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08-27-2024, 07:13 PM
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Imagined getting cock mogged on a Tuesday night. Lol.
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08-27-2024, 07:13 PM
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You are def not overreacting. She is trying to gaslight u brother

Personally I would destroy her, then dip
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08-27-2024, 07:14 PM
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use it on yourself to give her a taste of her own medicine. She will probably freak out if she catches you fuking yourself with it, so you can tell her that it makes her a hypocrite if she uses it.


It wouldn't be gay since you are only doing it to teach your gf a lesson. If you enjoy it, it might be a little gay tho so don't go too crazy with it. Just enough to teach her a lesson.
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08-27-2024, 07:14 PM
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Not gonna lie. That dudes alpha as fuk
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08-27-2024, 07:27 PM
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Loved the part where it was super thick. If she isn't already sleeping with him she will be sleeping with him after seeing the mold. This guy knew exactly what he was doing so just tip your cap to him and find a new girl. This one is ruined and you got outplayed stop being a sore loser.
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08-27-2024, 07:32 PM
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i would 100% dump her. she 100% uses it regularly too. dont be a wuss op dump her like right now and report back. will rep once you dump her. might as well voice record it and post it here too.
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08-27-2024, 07:35 PM
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I found it in her car still in the tube after she got home from work and I left in it to get cigarettes. At first I thought she picked it up for us to make with me and just wanted to surprise me or something but then i opened it and realized it had already been made. And this sucker was fat. I’m thinking wtf so I go inside and asked her who made it and she got all nervous and red in the face like she always does when she feels guilty about something so my alarm bells are ringing big time at this point.

I demanded an explanation over and over again about where she got it and who made it for her and finally she tells me that her friend from work gave it to her as a gag gift and it’s no big deal, I told her if that’s true then she needs to report him to hr and get his ass fired which she refuses to do so I said today that I’m taking some space away from her for a while and now I’m staying at my dads house. I think it’s super weird this guy feels close enough to my girlfriend of two years to give her a gift like this even as a joke… so my red flags are firing at the moment for sure. And she refuses to report a clear sexual harassment violation at work which to me means she’s either protecting him or at best humoring this **** which I don’t like and I’ve told her that.

Every time I try telling her how I feel about this it turns into an argument and she says I’m overreacting about a harmless joke and it’s not that big of a deal. And her and her friends have been blowing up my phone tonight and im freaking out over nothing. Am I overreacting?
From what ive seen before you are a good man. Stand your ground here, and if she wants to keep you then she will stop with this entertaining other guys bs
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08-27-2024, 07:35 PM
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The Redditard you copied this off of is a cuck.

Just LOL at leaving your own house when you did nothing wrong. Bish belongs on the sidewalk.
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08-27-2024, 07:41 PM
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Hopefully she doesn't work with Proudmanlet..
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Lmaooo

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08-27-2024, 07:42 PM
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Look at it this way

If she doesn’t see anything wrong with this what else won’t she see as inappropriate?

He can ask her out for drinks afterwork and she might say yes


Or they’ll start texting each other inappropriate things…..see where I’m going with this?


You better have a serious talk with her and if she doesn’t apologize and report him to HR dump her.


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08-27-2024, 07:44 PM
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Jokes on you. That gift was actually for you so you can go fist yourself you anal probing phaquette.
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08-27-2024, 07:45 PM
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How old is she and how long have you been together?

Don’t take this the wrong way but her friends are probably as degenerate as she is and you buddy have dodges a bullet.
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08-27-2024, 07:46 PM
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Imagine letting your woman work in the office and knowing that M-F 9-5 all those slim Jim's are trying get in those pants using every trick known to man. Brootal.

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08-27-2024, 07:49 PM
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Is this a satire joke thread? No hate on the OP, but he strikes me as a Harris/Walz kind of guy, so I can't say for sure if this is a goof or not.

If srs OP, dude. Dude. Duuuuude. Come on.
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08-27-2024, 07:52 PM
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where are the fkn pics? i can't jack off to this wall to text
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08-27-2024, 08:00 PM
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you mean ex-gf.

right op?

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08-27-2024, 08:03 PM
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Imagine letting your woman work in the office and knowing that M-F 9-5 all those slim Jim's are trying get in those pants using every trick known to man. Brootal.

Lmfao.

Just imagine even letting your women out of the basement.
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08-27-2024, 08:06 PM
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He can ask her out for drinks afterwork and she might say yes


Or they’ll start texting each other inappropriate things…..see where I’m going with this?
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