Ryan Danz was alpha as fuk and knew Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.



The on-going feud they had with The Twinnies definitely kept me pre-occupied watching Season 21.






Ass Of Update #211- Scarlett Johansson, Kelly Brook, Lena Headey & Jordana Brewster

Hippies. They even dressed and acted as hippies.

Look at that cute little frog hat BJ Averell is wearing.

Whats not to like here?

Good foot race with Eric & Jeremy and Joseph & Monica at the end.



Even if BJ goofed like an idiot. What did he even try to do there? lol





Ass Of Update #212- Mickie James & Halle Berry

It was like if Hootie & The Blowfish were on The Amazing Race.

They played a fantastic game up until they were brought back for Season 24.



Bopper had an inflamed pancreas and they had to be pulled from the race. Fuk.

And I'm just like...



One of the most popular teams this show had.

You think they could of pulled the filming and production of the season back a month or something but we'll never know.

Yes it was at the last minute but...you know.





Ass Of Update #213- Karla Spice, Nikki Bella & Monica Cruz

And then there were 10.

Who's Left?

Adam & Rebecca
Charla & Mirna
Chip & Kim
Colin & Christie
Jaime & Cara
Jim & Marsha
Kami & Karli
Ken & Tina
Linda & Karen
Tiffany & Krista



Ass Of Update #214- Penelope Cruz

The only team from the past 2 seasons worth mentioning.



Tiffany & Krista were cute.

Justin & Diana would have been a good team if it wasnt for the fact that I want to press the mute on them half the time.




Ass Of Update #215- Megan Fox

Despite lasting only 3 episodes? They made their time worthwhile.

Jim McCoy is a former Military pilot and he practically sliced his entire knee open.





As Jim Ross would say? My gawd.




Ass Of Update #216- Kelly Ripa

If you have no idea who these two people are than you have likely not watched a single second of this show.

Colin Guinn is the most schizophrenic person I have ever seen on national television.

Colin Guinn is most known for theMY OX IS BROKENquote.



Colin would berate and blame Christie for everything.

Colin would have one meltdown after another.



Colin nearly getting arrested in Tanzania isthe single most memorable thing to happen on this show since it's been on for 15 years.

I hated Colin so much back in 5th grade. But that's exactly why I was motivated to watch this show in the first place.

Here's the problem though. Colin was a jackoff. But was he a brainless idiot though? ....No.

I'm gonna shut up now.



Ass Of Update #217- Nikki Bella

The most hilarious team in Amazing Race history.

Mirna would question everything.

So much so she thought she had to shove her hand up a cows ass even though she didnt even finish reading the clue.



Thats enough to put you #1. Almost.






Ass Of Update #218- Alicia Fox, AJ Lee & Stacy Keibler

Bowling moms.

They were very cheery and upbeat. Which is something you rarely see out of a team on this show do.



They were very snoozy individuals. Playing both sides of the Charla & Mirna and Colin & Chrisite feud on Season 5 effectively.



Sucks how Linda & Karen went out the way they did (with the link I provided above.)





Ass Of Update #219- Stacy Keibler, Kate Beckinsale & Carmen Electra

I didn't realize how hot Rebecca Cardon was over the years until now.

Or maybe it's just me.

Ass Of Update #220- No ass update! Sorry.

Ass Of Update #221- Rebecca Cardon

God damn son.

I had the biggest crush on these two sloots back in 5th grade.



They were twins and they would occasionally speak in synchronization.

IREALLYhope if a 30th season of this show is made they do a super duper 16 team all-for-nothing All Star season as a finally swansong for the series.

16 teams. No non-elimination legs. It would be the perfect way to end this show.

And these two should be a given to be brought back.





Ass Of Update #222- Stacy Keibler & Trish Stratus

Chip & Kim like to spend 23 hours a day with each other.



We'll never what the other hour of the day is used for.






Ass Of Update #223- Stacy Keibler

HERE WE GO. A TEAM THAT ACTUALLY SERVED A PURPOSE WITH A STORYLINE AND BEING ON THE SHOW.

Ken Greene is a retired NFL player who played for the St. Louis Cardinals. (no longer a football team)

Ken had cheated on Tina with another woman. More than likely numerous.

They agreed from the very beginning of Season 13 that they either get remarried or never speak a word to each other ever again.

The storyline progressed perfectly. The two rarely if ever bickered and kept everything together.

Even though they ended up coming in 2nd Place Ken had proposed to Tina and she accepted.





A Cinderella story right here ladies and gentlemen.

As of 2016? They are still together. That is frickin amazing.

I dont give a crap if both of them are in their 60s. Ill take someone like this to associate with than one of the losers from the YouTube season.




Ass Of Update #224- Jennifer Lopez & Hilary Duff

Uh, team still exists and is a football team.

That's like saying the St. Louis Hawks are no longer a basketball team.

You worry me

After three months of hard work? This project is finally complete.

Jaime & Cara were by far the hottest chicks this show ever had.

Jaime Edmondson even posed nude for the January 2010 issue of Playboy.

There's more to that though.



I just learned what the word concierge was just by watching The Amazing Race. So thank you Jaime & Cara.

And that just sums it all up.

With the exception of a few seasons (1, 2, 3 & 17) you've seen everything this show has to offer.

And we're done! Yay!

Final Recap

209. John & Scott
208. Jonathan & Victoria
207. Sheri & Cole
206. Preston & Jennifer
205. Freddy & Kendra
204. Brandon & Nicole
203. Brent & Caite
202. Jet & Cord
201. Elliot & Andrew
200. Liz & Marie
199. Jason & Amy
198. Russell & Cindy
197. Tom & Terry
196. Tim & Te Jay
195. Tyler & Korey
194. Cindy & Rick
193. Mel & Mike
192. Marty & Hagan
191. Darius & Cameron
190. Scott & Blair
189. Misa & Maiya
188. Tian & Jaree
187. Jeremy & Sandy
186. Laurence & Zac
185. Meredith & Maria
184. Ryan & Chuck
183. Dave & Lori
182. Nicole & Travis
181. Ray & Yolanda
180. Tim & Marie
179. Alex & Adam
178. Kelly & Shevonne
177. Steve & Linda
176. David & Jeff
175. Amanda & Chris
174. Chuck & Wynona
173. Zach & Rachel
172. Susan & Patrick
171. Matt & Daniel
170. Dennis & Isabelle
169. Chester & Ephraim
168. Kate & Pat
167. Anthony & Stephanie
166. Anita & Arthur
165. Danielle & Dani
164. Avi & Joe
163. Don & Mary Jean
162. Kris & Jon
161. Jody & Shannon
160. Dana & Adrian
159. Brad & Victoria
158. Steve & Allie
157. Christie & Jodi
156. Debbie & Bianca
155. Jessica & John
154. Max & Katie
153. Mona & Beth
152. Eric & Danielle
151. Vipul & Arti
150. Ari & Staella
149. Kelsey & Joey
148. Nathan & Jennifer
147. Hoskote & Naina
146. Rowan & Shane
145. Monique & Shawne
144. Keith & Whitney
143. Shelley & Nici
142. Ron & Bill
141. Jordan & Jeff
140. Peter & Sarah
139. Denise & James Earl
138. Bill & Cathi
137. Dave & Cherie
136. David & Mary
135. Rob & Sheila
134. Justin & Jennifer
133. Joey & Meghan
132. Tim & Danny
131. Marianna & Julia
130. Marshall & Lance
129. Azaria & Hendekea
128. TK & Rachel
127. Kellie & Jamie
126. Mark & Michael
125. Joe & Bill
124. Kevin & Drew
123. Andrew & Dan
122. Wanda & Desiree
121. Debra & Steve
120. Jazmine & Danielle
119. Aja & Ty
118. Leo & Jamal
117. Dana & Matt
116. Lynn & Alex
115. Brandon & Adam
114. Ernie & Cindy
113. Ron & Kelly
112. Ray & Deana
111. Bilal & Saeed
110. Art & JJ
109. Nary & Jamie
108. Logan & Chris
107. Kerri & Stacy
106. Erin & Joslyn
105. Hayden & Aaron
104. Kaylani & Lisa
103. Andy & Tommy
102. Amani & Marcus
101. Dan & Jordan
100. Michael & Scott
99. Kym & Alli
98. Ernest & Jin
97. Tanner & Josh
96. Rob & Kelley
95. Megan & Heidi
94. Lorena & Jason
93. Terrence & Sarah
92. Nick & Starr
91. Justin & Diana
90. Rob & Kimberly
89. Lisa & Joni
88. Steve & Josh
87. Steve & Dave
86. Monica & Sheree
85. Reichen & Chip
84. Pam & Winnie
83. Misti & Jim
82. Lisa & Michelle
81. Zev & Justin
80. Amanda & Kris
79. Ronald & Christina
78. Nicky & Kim
77. Kelly & Jon
76. Idries & Jamil
75. Ally & Ashley
74. Brodie & Kurt
73. Burnie & Ashley
72. Duke & Lauren
71. Lake & Michelle
70. Dennis & Erika
69. Alison & Donny
68. Marisa & Brooke
67. Erwin & Godwin
66. Tammy & Victor
65. Trey & Lexi
64. Eric & Jeremy
63. Fran & Berry
62. Jessica & Brittany
61. Mark & Bill
60. Caroline & Jennifer
59. Ethan & Jenna
58. Millie & Chuck
57. Amy & Daniel
56. Caitlin & Brittany
55. Gary & Will
54. Meredith & Gretchen
53. Joseph & Monica
52. John Vito & Jill
51. Carol & Brandy
50. Dustin & Kandice
49. Lyn & Karlyn
48. Rob & Amber
47. Teri & Ian
46. Bob & Joyce
45. Nicolas & Donald
44. Joe & Heidi
43. Dave & Connor
42. Gus & Hera
41. Lena & Kristy
40. Toni & Dallas
39. Kisha & Jen
38. Margie & Luke
37. Lori & Bolo
36. Natalie & Nadiya
35. Oswald & Danny
34. Bates & Anthony
33. Flight Time & Big Easy
32. Jon & Al
31. Shana & Jennifer
30. Kynt & Vxysin
29. Jaymes & James
28. Louie & Michael
27. Joey Fitness & Danny
26. Vanessa & Ralph
25. Brendon & Rachel
24. Rachel & Dave
23. Gary & Mallory
22. Kelly & Christy
21. Josh & Brent
20. Uchenna & Joyce
19. Tyler & James
18. Brian & Greg
17. Brooke & Robbie
16. Amy & Maya
15. Adam & Bethany
14. James & Abba
13. Abbie & Ryan
12. BJ & Tyler
11. Bopper & Mark
10. Tiffany & Krista
9. Jim & Marsha
8. Colin & Christie
7. Charla & Mirna
6. Linda & Karen
5. Adam & Rebecca
4. Kami & Karli
3. Chip & Kim
2. Ken & Tina
1. Jaime & Cara

Hey guys. I'm reviving this topic. I'm going to rank the remaining 71 teams from The Amazing Race I haven't bother ranking yet.

So let's do this and there will be more ass pictures than ever before. Enjoy.

Before we get started? Who are the 71 teams I'm ranking?

The Remaining 71 Teams Preston Ward Condra Is Ranking

Aaron & Arianne
Aiello Family
Aly & Steve
Andie & Jenna
Andre & Damon
Bergen & Kurt
Black Family
Blake & Paige
Bransen Family
Brian & Ericka
Brook & Claire
Chad & Stephanie
Chris & Alex
Connor & Jonathan
Cyndi & Russell
Dave & Margaretta
Deidre & Hillary
Dennis & Andrew
Derek & Drew
Eric & Lisa
Flo & Zach
Frank & Margarita
Gaghan Family
Garrett & Jessica
Gary & Dave
Gary & Matt
Gina & Sylvia
Godlewski Family
Harley & Jonathan
Hayley & Blair
Heather & Eve
Hope & Norm
Jeff & Jackie
Jeff & Lyda
Jelani & Jenny
Jill & Thomas
Katie & Rachel
Ken & Gerard
Kim & Leslie
Lance & Keri
Laura & Tyler
Lenny & Karyn
Libby & CJ
Linz Family
Marcy & Ron
Maria & Tiffany
Mark & Mallory
Mary & Peach
Matt & Ana
Matt & Ashley
Meghan & Cheyne
Michael & Kathy
Michael & Kevin
Mika & Canaan
Mike & Rochelle
Nancy & Emily
Nat & Kat
Nick & Vicki
Paolo Family
Pat & Brenda
Paul & Amie
Peggy & Claire
Rob & Brennan
Rogers Family
Ron & Tony
Sam & Dan
Schroeder Family
Shola & Doyin
Tara & Wil
Tramel & Talicia
Weaver Family










Ass Of Update #225- Bridget Moynahan, Melina Perez, Nicole Scherzinger, Kristin Cavallari, Scarlett Johansson, Tori Spelling & Torrie Wilson

Words cannot describe how much I hated the Family Edition season.

Mark Schroeder wished he had a handicapped person on his team.





Never mind the fact that he says this while there are children (of his own) in the car with him.



Okay. I know what will make me feel better. Looking at ass pictures. That's what.






Ass Of Update #226- Lita, Maria Kanellis, Torrie Wilson & Christy Hemme

Don't let that innocent smile fool you.

Andie got pregnant when she was only 21 years old.

She immediately gave Jenna up for adoption and the two of them would not speak a word to each other for over 15 years.



Jenna didn't even know what the voice of her own mother sounded like before getting on the show with her.

Get the heck out of my rankings. Thank you.






Ass Of Update #228- Megan Fox & Paige

Who?

...

...

...

No seriously. Who?









Ass Of Update #229- Torrie Wilson, Brooke Adams, Selena Gomez, Angelina Love & Sara Jean Underwood

Mika didn't want to go down a water slide for a 1 million dollars.



Wow. And I thought Flo & Zach were bad.



Canaan:I have so many adoring fans on MySpace page.

MySpace? Really? What is this 2009? Get the hell out of here.





Ass Of Update #230- Maria Kanellis & Nikki Bella

There is a reason why the Family Edition season was terrible.

There are people who have to get on a show like this where they have to break up with their boyfriend and girlfriend before racing around the world for 1 million dollars.

What right was there for these kids having to be on this show -- never mind the fact half of the people on this season are not legally old enough to drive?

More on this in a minute.







Ass Of Update #231- AJ Lee, Paige & Angelina Love

By the time I had finished watching Season 17 -- I had completely forgotten these two guys existed.

That should tell you something.

I don't even recall what their gimmick was.







Ass Of Update #232- Torrie Wilson, Serena Williams, Victoria Justice, Emily Ratajkowski & Christina Aguilera

I hated the Family Edition season.

If two people from Misc want to get on this show and one of them has a girlfriend?

They have to be away from the girl for 30 days because that's how long it takes to film a season. What do you think is going to happen to the girl during that time?

They had filmed this season during the Summer of 2005.

So did any of the kids sacrifice missing a day of school or missing a month's worth of homework? Not at all.

The parents had to...oh man I'll continue my rant as I run through these family teams one by one.







Ass Of Update #233- Trish Stratus, Stacy Keibler, Velvet Sky & Cameron

There isANOTHERreason why the Family Edition sucked.

Because with the addition of children on the show -- the teams never traveled anywhere outside of North America on the season.

Why? Because they don't want the poor little children to be suffering from sleep deprivation and jet lag.

Or constipation on a plane for that matter.

The parents had to babysit the children 24/7.








Ass Of Update #234- Emily Ratajkowski, AJ Lee, Kate Beckinsale, Kelly Kelly and I don't know the last one

Imagine if you were sitting in 5th grade and half of your classmates are 11 years olds and the other half of them are 25 years olds.

Life just doesn't work that way and that's what it's like when watching the Family Edition season.

It just doesn't make for exquisite television.

I hated the Family Edition season. How many times do I have to say this?

Why don't we have a season calledThe Amazing Pet Racefor crying out loud?

And for the few of you out there that are actually reading this?

Lindsay Bransen is in the first picture, Lauren Bransen is in the second picture and Beth Bransen is in the third picture.






Ass Of Update #235- Mickie James, Candice Michelle (boob job) and Torrie Wilson

Of course the team that ends up winning the Family Edition season are a group of three alpha males in their early 20's and the lone sister in the family that was capable of doing pretty much nothing.

I guarantee you if this team consisted of four brothers instead of three they would of been scrapped by production at the start.







Ass Of Update #236- Kelly Kelly, Taryn Terrell, Torrie Wilson & Maria Kanellis

Taryn Terrell is the one wearing the gold underwear. That may not look like her but that is.

O hay look another Family team.

Let's look at some asses instead.








Ass Of Update #237- Christy Hemme, Maryse, AJ Lee, Lana & Maria Kanellis