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contrary to popular belief, sharks are actually scared and confused by humans splashing around, they dont look and smell like regular prey. A shark wouldnt immediately attack either, they circle their prey and do drive bys without biting a few times to assess the situation.
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Originally Posted By Archangel_Lost⏩
The swimmer who got eaten in Sydney was bit in half*srs* All they saw was a torso.I frame by framed it before I posted, his leg absolutely tracks and his foot makes a similar smaller splashing shortly before, also he’s clearly kicking away to swim in the opposite direction so it makes sense for his feet to be breaking the surface as he starts to swim horizontally away from the boat
Not saying he didn’t get eaten by sharks eventually or that the first thing isn’t a small shark, but I highly doubt he got jawsed like a movie at that moment. Sharks will usually take quick hit and run bites out of you first, not go full swallow immediately.
Not saying he didn’t get eaten by sharks eventually or that the first thing isn’t a small shark, but I highly doubt he got jawsed like a movie at that moment. Sharks will usually take quick hit and run bites out of you first, not go full swallow immediately.
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Why is it such a stretch to think that may have been a shark? It could’ve been something else but it’s strange that anyone would be so adamant that it’s not. Also the girl says “just hurry” in a panicked voice. Lol at “the current” like some are saying.
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
wrongcontrary to popular belief, sharks are actually scared and confused by humans splashing around, they dont look and smell like regular prey. A shark wouldnt immediately attack either, they circle their prey and do drive bys without biting a few times to assess the situation.
https://www.cnn.com/2013/02/27/world...ack/index.html
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
This is wrong, depends on the shark species.contrary to popular belief, sharks are actually scared and confused by humans splashing around, they dont look and smell like regular prey. A shark wouldnt immediately attack either, they circle their prey and do drive bys without biting a few times to assess the situation.
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
Because drowning is lame. Who wants that on their tombstone?people are still arguing whether a shark got him or not? why does it matter whether it was a shark or not?
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06-01-2023, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
It's just a brutal way to go - either by drowning or by shark attackpeople are still arguing whether a shark got him or not? why does it matter whether it was a shark or not?
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Yeah man, good tip srs. Next time i swim in shark infested waters imma feel safe because that miscer awared me about how big of a pussy sharks truly are.contrary to popular belief, sharks are actually scared and confused by humans splashing around, they dont look and smell like regular prey. A shark wouldnt immediately attack either, they circle their prey and do drive bys without biting a few times to assess the situation.
Originally Posted By Archangel_Lost⏩
I think he lost his leg on that first attack, the one you see as a splash from the kick (Srs). Thats when you can hear someone far away yelling "ARRGG" repeatedly and in pain. So by then he just keeps floating to the dark and eventually he dissapears and thats when i think he got attacked a second time, he simply goes out of frame right before the camera angle moves away. Not saying they pulled him down purposefully, but he did get dragged around like a ragdoll and possibly came up afloat later when it simply wasnt possible anymore to spot him.I frame by framed it before I posted, his leg absolutely tracks and his foot makes a similar smaller splashing shortly before, also he’s clearly kicking away to swim in the opposite direction so it makes sense for his feet to be breaking the surface as he starts to swim horizontally away from the boat
Not saying he didn’t get eaten by sharks eventually or that the first thing isn’t a small shark, but I highly doubt he got jawsed like a movie at that moment. Sharks will usually take quick hit and run bites out of you first, not go full swallow immediately.
Not saying he didn’t get eaten by sharks eventually or that the first thing isn’t a small shark, but I highly doubt he got jawsed like a movie at that moment. Sharks will usually take quick hit and run bites out of you first, not go full swallow immediately.
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
I don’t fukkin get how people blame education for everything. There’s only so much you can teach in a given time. A lot of chit people say “should be in school” is either common sense, can be derived from school lessons (if you have any reasoning skills), or should be taught by family/communityYou know.. it would've saved his life if public school actually taught anything useful, you know like don't jump into the ocean on a booze cruise, how currents work, that sharks follow ships etc etc
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Originally Posted By Foxmulder0⏩
It says right there in the article that the shark circled him for several hours before attacking, find ONE example where a shark immediately attacks someone who falls in water. They dont do that
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
"Ocean Ramsey" (lol) swims with sharks on the reg. You're fine.Yeah man, good tip srs. Next time i swim in shark infested waters imma feel safe because that miscer awared me about how big of a pussy sharks truly are.




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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
lmao... anyone who says that with confidence probably doesn't live anywhere near the water.It says right there in the article that the shark circled him for several hours before attacking, find ONE example where a shark immediately attacks someone who falls in water. They dont do that
sharks bites are random if anything.
you just can't say a wild animal wont do a thing.
if shark mistakes you as tuna, ur gonna get eaten.
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Originally Posted By bicmane102⏩
Yeah, thats like trusting your kid with an stranger's pitbull, just because that pitbull is "muh nice boy would never hurt even a fly". Only 100x stupider.lmao... anyone who says that with confidence probably doesn't live anywhere near the water.
sharks bites are random if anything.
you just can't say a wild animal wont do a thing.
if shark mistakes you as tuna, ur gonna get eaten.
sharks bites are random if anything.
you just can't say a wild animal wont do a thing.
if shark mistakes you as tuna, ur gonna get eaten.
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Originally Posted By bicmane102⏩
yea because a drunk miscer looks and smells just like a tuna. Smoothbrain IQ lower than the sharks tbhlmao... anyone who says that with confidence probably doesn't live anywhere near the water.
sharks bites are random if anything.
you just can't say a wild animal wont do a thing.
if shark mistakes you as tuna, ur gonna get eaten.
sharks bites are random if anything.
you just can't say a wild animal wont do a thing.
if shark mistakes you as tuna, ur gonna get eaten.
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
sharks take test bites on humans all the time lolyea because a drunk miscer looks and smells just like a tuna. Smoothbrain IQ lower than the sharks tbh
are you new to this planet or something.
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i live on an island, with top 3 shark attacks in the USA. we also grow up swimming in the ocean
06-01-2023, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
If a fish equates ANYTHING with dinner time, they'll go for it without hesitation and not bother to ask questions about it. Why are people trying to rationalize this, it's not hard lmfao. Has anybody owned any aggressive fish species like certain cichlids? Those fukkers will eat anything that they can swallow, including their own offspring or smaller cichlids. They're massive pricks. Now imagine it's a god damn shark, it's during their prime feeding time and BOOM! something in the water is swimming and thrashing around. I would imagine that panic starts to set in for the drunken idiot, heart rate goes up, he starts moving around and what do you think the shark is seeing? It's seeing dinner and being opportunistic, it's going for it. As has been pointed out before multiple times, sharks are well known to follow ships because they know it's good eats. I have honestly no idea why people are finding it hard to wrap their minds around thisIt says right there in the article that the shark circled him for several hours before attacking, find ONE example where a shark immediately attacks someone who falls in water. They dont do that
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Originally Posted By CockSalesman⏩
Wincel, if its not a shark, then tell me why he was initially moving towards the dingy, but then turns around once the splashes (which are def a shark, JFL) happen to the left?i'm unvaxxed
i'm still waiting for you mental patients to post the shark
i'm still waiting for you mental patients to post the shark
Sell me on it you sub 20 iq kunt.
To those saying sharks don't bite people - bulls will bite anything they like the look of - watch the below and tell me how they don't **** with people.
You shark week fools talking about how they don't attack people casually are nat geo brainwashed. Better wise the **** up if you're ever in FL.
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Originally Posted By Merc72⏩
that guy is a certified retard. probably has been near the ocean in his life lolIf a fish equates ANYTHING with dinner time, they'll go for it without hesitation and not bother to ask questions about it. Why are people trying to rationalize this, it's not hard lmfao. Has anybody owned any aggressive fish species like certain cichlids? Those fukkers will eat anything that they can swallow, including their own offspring or smaller cichlids. They're massive pricks. Now imagine it's a god damn shark, it's during their prime feeding time and BOOM! something in the water is swimming and thrashing around. I would imagine that panic starts to set in for the drunken idiot, heart rate goes up, he starts moving around and what do you think the shark is seeing? It's seeing dinner and being opportunistic, it's going for it. As has been pointed out before multiple times, sharks are well known to follow ships because they know it's good eats. I have honestly no idea why people are finding it hard to wrap their minds around this
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Originally Posted By LtGoose⏩
Some retard jumps off a ship into shark infested waters in the dark goes missing ..... and somehow this makes the crew and search people incompetent?Nah more likely the authorities don't have the budget to conduct a large prolonged search so to save face they leaked this shark theory to the media. Better to have ppl focus on sharks than their incompetence
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06-01-2023, 05:04 PM
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It's possible that sharks would adapt to the boat schedule. If Rupert Sheldrake's theory of morphic resonance is true then it's an alarming proposition when applied to sharks. The recent attacks in Australia and NZ would be valuable data for the worldwide shark population.
Sheldrake's A New Science of Life: The Hypothesis of Morphic Resonance (1981) proposed that through morphic resonance, various perceived phenomena, particularly biological ones, become more probable the more often they occur, and that biological growth and behaviour thus become guided into patterns laid down by previous similar events. As a result, he suggested, newly acquired behaviours can be passed down to future generations − a biological proposition akin to the Lamarckian inheritance theory. He generalised this approach to assert that it explains many aspects of science, from evolution to the laws of nature which, in Sheldrake's formulation, are merely mutable habits that have been evolving and changing since the Big Bang.
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Can’t believe so many miscers are that ****ing stupid
There is no fuking shark in that video, the quality is so chit that you can see shark silhouette if you believe it. God this must have been the same people who thought the saw the sea monster at Loch Ness…
On the top left at the beginning it’s clearly no shark. The water is black as fuk at night it’s fuking dark. You wouldn’t be able to see that shark unless he’d be half way out going around like an U boat when it’s in harbor.
Second frame is clearly his foot splash. It matches. Also a real shark attack like some people think of in the second would be much more devastating. The shark would much more pop out not just his triangle shaped head like people think it is. He would push out with much more force would be a total different impact.
Also dude didn’t see the buoy that’s why he didn’t swim there directly again it’s dark as fuk from his perspective he isn’t the camera man ffs
Also he disappeared that quick at the end because he got into the current and maelstrom of the ships turbine.
Either way being drunk as fuk jumping into the sea at dark night is beyond stupid but that buoy was thrown really badly too. Looks 4-5 meters away from him no chance you can get there. And no chance you can see it.
There is no fuking shark in that video, the quality is so chit that you can see shark silhouette if you believe it. God this must have been the same people who thought the saw the sea monster at Loch Ness…
On the top left at the beginning it’s clearly no shark. The water is black as fuk at night it’s fuking dark. You wouldn’t be able to see that shark unless he’d be half way out going around like an U boat when it’s in harbor.
Second frame is clearly his foot splash. It matches. Also a real shark attack like some people think of in the second would be much more devastating. The shark would much more pop out not just his triangle shaped head like people think it is. He would push out with much more force would be a total different impact.
Also dude didn’t see the buoy that’s why he didn’t swim there directly again it’s dark as fuk from his perspective he isn’t the camera man ffs
Also he disappeared that quick at the end because he got into the current and maelstrom of the ships turbine.
Either way being drunk as fuk jumping into the sea at dark night is beyond stupid but that buoy was thrown really badly too. Looks 4-5 meters away from him no chance you can get there. And no chance you can see it.
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Originally Posted By Merc72⏩
THIS story won't die (unlike muh boy).As has been pointed out before multiple times, sharks are well known to follow ships because they know it's good eats. I have honestly no idea why people are finding it hard to wrap their minds around this
I will say in the defense of misctards, if you casually watch the video AND have lowIQ you probably won't see both sharks. I didn't see the big shark until I watched frame by frame. LOL at a foot splashing looking like a giant gray triangle.
But MEGALULZ at the "muh its a wavecels!"....thee only folks on Twitter who don't see the shark unless explicitly hand-held and shown frames are ....fuking WOMEN. What does that tell you about your own intellect if you are a man???
NO WONDER BODYBUILDERS/LIFTERS are stereotyped as being 'dumbbells' themselves + all the roid-rage memes and general lack of awareness/intellect they have solely to focus on their vain obsessions. This kind of resistance to being new info/open-minded complements other personal blindnesses (like their calling average dumpy-assed gfs beautiful)
Now Bahamanian sources say common for congregating sharks to IMMEDIATELY eat stuff that thrown off of ships (ummm...so much for muh "they circle their prey brahs!").As you would expect. You see the same behavior with fish at your local parks lake where people thrown bread.
The biggest retard miscer comment so far...."where do da blood be? ain't be seein' no blood?...Ummm cuz its dark and in the water maybe?)
But maybe this kid shouldn't be getting any sympathy....his family seems just as idiotic.

Family of Louisiana teen Cameron Robbins who is missing after jumping into shark-infested waters during nighttime cruise have visited the area where he was last seen. Now, an official has said that his family had travelled to Bahamas to trace his final movements before he vanished and visited the spot where he disappeared
(LOL...prolly wanna go swimming at night in the same spot just for reassurance it wasn't a shark(s)....yes there were more than one shark for you misctards to deny.)
Cliffs: This fuking giant shark must be licking his chops about this family's stupidity.
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Originally Posted By andrepmeet⏩
Daily Mail is an alt-right, right-wing, white-supremist paper. This could be Russian Disinformation to hurt our friends in Ukraine. I'll wait for our government approved outlets to report before I jump to any conclusions.and HERE IT IS FOLKS....
Was Cameron Robbins killed by a SHARK after he jumped off party boat? New footage showing shadowy image in water could explain why high school baseball star swam AWAY from life preserver... and vanished (@meanstringbean...LOL at "muh new footage"....same footage just not analyzed by misctard lowIQ mouf-breathers like the first time, right?)
Footage shows Robbins swimming in the water as a life preserver is thrown out to him and classmates tell him to grab on. But the teenager seems to be fixated on a shadowy shape which appears in the water and immediately begins swimming away.
Providing an update yesterday, Royal Bahamas Defense Force (RBDF) Commodore Raymond King confirmed that the area where Robbins went overboard is 'really shark infested.'
I can tell you that area where an individual reportedly jumped over, it's an area that is really shark infested as well. It is so unfortunate but I don't want the family to lose hope.'
btw: shark infested means where sharks regularly feed/find food/expect to be fed....like on a multi-weekly booze cruise route.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...preserver.html
Was Cameron Robbins killed by a SHARK after he jumped off party boat? New footage showing shadowy image in water could explain why high school baseball star swam AWAY from life preserver... and vanished (@meanstringbean...LOL at "muh new footage"....same footage just not analyzed by misctard lowIQ mouf-breathers like the first time, right?)
Footage shows Robbins swimming in the water as a life preserver is thrown out to him and classmates tell him to grab on. But the teenager seems to be fixated on a shadowy shape which appears in the water and immediately begins swimming away.
Providing an update yesterday, Royal Bahamas Defense Force (RBDF) Commodore Raymond King confirmed that the area where Robbins went overboard is 'really shark infested.'
I can tell you that area where an individual reportedly jumped over, it's an area that is really shark infested as well. It is so unfortunate but I don't want the family to lose hope.'
btw: shark infested means where sharks regularly feed/find food/expect to be fed....like on a multi-weekly booze cruise route.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...preserver.html
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Originally Posted By SteinerSteve⏩
Lold, please don't procreate. Please see an optometrist. Please don't drive at night. Please up your IQ, smooth brain. As poster said above, its basically only women that can't see the first shark.Can’t believe so many miscers are that ****ing stupid
There is no fuking shark in that video, the quality is so chit that you can see shark silhouette if you believe it. God this must have been the same people who thought the saw the sea monster at Loch Ness…
On the top left at the beginning it’s clearly no shark. The water is black as fuk at night it’s fuking dark. You wouldn’t be able to see that shark unless he’d be half way out going around like an U boat when it’s in harbor.
Second frame is clearly his foot splash. It matches. Also a real shark attack like some people think of in the second would be much more devastating. The shark would much more pop out not just his triangle shaped head like people think it is. He would push out with much more force would be a total different impact.
Also dude didn’t see the buoy that’s why he didn’t swim there directly again it’s dark as fuk from his perspective he isn’t the camera man ffs
Also he disappeared that quick at the end because he got into the current and maelstrom of the ships turbine.
Either way being drunk as fuk jumping into the sea at dark night is beyond stupid but that buoy was thrown really badly too. Looks 4-5 meters away from him no chance you can get there. And no chance you can see it.
There is no fuking shark in that video, the quality is so chit that you can see shark silhouette if you believe it. God this must have been the same people who thought the saw the sea monster at Loch Ness…
On the top left at the beginning it’s clearly no shark. The water is black as fuk at night it’s fuking dark. You wouldn’t be able to see that shark unless he’d be half way out going around like an U boat when it’s in harbor.
Second frame is clearly his foot splash. It matches. Also a real shark attack like some people think of in the second would be much more devastating. The shark would much more pop out not just his triangle shaped head like people think it is. He would push out with much more force would be a total different impact.
Also dude didn’t see the buoy that’s why he didn’t swim there directly again it’s dark as fuk from his perspective he isn’t the camera man ffs
Also he disappeared that quick at the end because he got into the current and maelstrom of the ships turbine.
Either way being drunk as fuk jumping into the sea at dark night is beyond stupid but that buoy was thrown really badly too. Looks 4-5 meters away from him no chance you can get there. And no chance you can see it.
You're outing yourself as someone who can't handle logic.
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Originally Posted By SteinerSteve⏩
Imagine being as dumb as this manlet lolCan’t believe so many miscers are that ****ing stupid
There is no fuking shark in that video, the quality is so chit that you can see shark silhouette if you believe it. God this must have been the same people who thought the saw the sea monster at Loch Ness…
On the top left at the beginning it’s clearly no shark. The water is black as fuk at night it’s fuking dark. You wouldn’t be able to see that shark unless he’d be half way out going around like an U boat when it’s in harbor.
Second frame is clearly his foot splash. It matches. Also a real shark attack like some people think of in the second would be much more devastating. The shark would much more pop out not just his triangle shaped head like people think it is. He would push out with much more force would be a total different impact.
Also dude didn’t see the buoy that’s why he didn’t swim there directly again it’s dark as fuk from his perspective he isn’t the camera man ffs
Also he disappeared that quick at the end because he got into the current and maelstrom of the ships turbine.
Either way being drunk as fuk jumping into the sea at dark night is beyond stupid but that buoy was thrown really badly too. Looks 4-5 meters away from him no chance you can get there. And no chance you can see it.
There is no fuking shark in that video, the quality is so chit that you can see shark silhouette if you believe it. God this must have been the same people who thought the saw the sea monster at Loch Ness…
On the top left at the beginning it’s clearly no shark. The water is black as fuk at night it’s fuking dark. You wouldn’t be able to see that shark unless he’d be half way out going around like an U boat when it’s in harbor.
Second frame is clearly his foot splash. It matches. Also a real shark attack like some people think of in the second would be much more devastating. The shark would much more pop out not just his triangle shaped head like people think it is. He would push out with much more force would be a total different impact.
Also dude didn’t see the buoy that’s why he didn’t swim there directly again it’s dark as fuk from his perspective he isn’t the camera man ffs
Also he disappeared that quick at the end because he got into the current and maelstrom of the ships turbine.
Either way being drunk as fuk jumping into the sea at dark night is beyond stupid but that buoy was thrown really badly too. Looks 4-5 meters away from him no chance you can get there. And no chance you can see it.
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06-01-2023, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
I can't srs. Absolutely bottom barel guttertrash subhuman filth.Imagine being as dumb as this manlet lol
Thread has outed the low IQs on this forum in a big way (or those with bad eyes and an iphone 5s). Absolute lulz.
06-01-2023, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted By SteinerSteve⏩
Brb vast majority of people see clearly a shark, "cant believe people are so stupid that they see a shark"Can’t believe so many miscers are that ****ing stupid
There is no fuking shark in that video, the quality is so chit that you can see shark silhouette if you believe it. God this must have been the same people who thought the saw the sea monster at Loch Ness…
On the top left at the beginning it’s clearly no shark. The water is black as fuk at night it’s fuking dark. You wouldn’t be able to see that shark unless he’d be half way out going around like an U boat when it’s in harbor.
Second frame is clearly his foot splash. It matches. Also a real shark attack like some people think of in the second would be much more devastating. The shark would much more pop out not just his triangle shaped head like people think it is. He would push out with much more force would be a total different impact.
Also dude didn’t see the buoy that’s why he didn’t swim there directly again it’s dark as fuk from his perspective he isn’t the camera man ffs
Also he disappeared that quick at the end because he got into the current and maelstrom of the ships turbine.
Either way being drunk as fuk jumping into the sea at dark night is beyond stupid but that buoy was thrown really badly too. Looks 4-5 meters away from him no chance you can get there. And no chance you can see it.
There is no fuking shark in that video, the quality is so chit that you can see shark silhouette if you believe it. God this must have been the same people who thought the saw the sea monster at Loch Ness…
On the top left at the beginning it’s clearly no shark. The water is black as fuk at night it’s fuking dark. You wouldn’t be able to see that shark unless he’d be half way out going around like an U boat when it’s in harbor.
Second frame is clearly his foot splash. It matches. Also a real shark attack like some people think of in the second would be much more devastating. The shark would much more pop out not just his triangle shaped head like people think it is. He would push out with much more force would be a total different impact.
Also dude didn’t see the buoy that’s why he didn’t swim there directly again it’s dark as fuk from his perspective he isn’t the camera man ffs
Also he disappeared that quick at the end because he got into the current and maelstrom of the ships turbine.
Either way being drunk as fuk jumping into the sea at dark night is beyond stupid but that buoy was thrown really badly too. Looks 4-5 meters away from him no chance you can get there. And no chance you can see it.
You are on the losing side boyo. Yeah no **** it aint a national geographic high definition footage of a shark eating the kid, thats why you gotta use your brain and put two and two together with what youve got.
Also yeah seems perfectly logical that he would swim to the darkest part of the sea randomly as opposed to staying on the light where everybody can see him. And no, the attack wouldnt be "way more devastating", this isnt jaws man, where a great white would jump 10 feet in the air to fuk up a helicopter. It wanted its leg, it got a hold of his leg and then it swam away swiftly. No need to tackle the kid like a gotdamn linebacker, the shark doesnt even know what its attacking, he aint in no fight mode hes just in hunt mode, imma get that leg and gtfo, then repeat.
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
We're talking about a kid who jumped off of ship at night, just saying. He doesn't seem to make the most logical decisions.Brb vast majority of people see clearly a shark, "cant believe people are so stupid that they see a shark"
You are on the losing side boyo. Yeah no **** it aint a national geographic high definition footage of a shark eating the kid, thats why you gotta use your brain and put two and two together with what youve got.
Also yeah seems perfectly logical that he would swim to the darkest part of the sea randomlyas opposed to staying on the light where everybody can see him. And no, the attack wouldnt be "way more devastating", this isnt jaws man, where a great white would jump 10 feet in the air to fuk up a helicopter. It wanted its leg, it got a hold of his leg and then it swam away swiftly. No need to tackle the kid like a gotdamn linebacker, the shark doesnt even know what its attacking, he aint in no fight mode hes just in hunt mode, imma get that leg and gtfo, then repeat.
You are on the losing side boyo. Yeah no **** it aint a national geographic high definition footage of a shark eating the kid, thats why you gotta use your brain and put two and two together with what youve got.
Also yeah seems perfectly logical that he would swim to the darkest part of the sea randomlyas opposed to staying on the light where everybody can see him. And no, the attack wouldnt be "way more devastating", this isnt jaws man, where a great white would jump 10 feet in the air to fuk up a helicopter. It wanted its leg, it got a hold of his leg and then it swam away swiftly. No need to tackle the kid like a gotdamn linebacker, the shark doesnt even know what its attacking, he aint in no fight mode hes just in hunt mode, imma get that leg and gtfo, then repeat.
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