11-12-2023, 11:56 AM
#3121
Originally Posted By J.L.C.⏩
Yeah I really like my Spark Mini. Although I wish it didn't take so long to charge up.
A while back I made a commitment to practice more and decided to invest in things that would eliminate barriers to practicing.
I bought a Spark Mini and an inexpensive wireless set (Joyo).
That couple hundred bucks was well worth it!
Fun tones in a completely wireless headphone-capable rig = playing every day
I bought a Spark Mini and an inexpensive wireless set (Joyo).
That couple hundred bucks was well worth it!
Fun tones in a completely wireless headphone-capable rig = playing every day
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11-12-2023, 02:52 PM
#3122
Originally Posted By Dominik⏩
You'd delete the entire main misc if you deleted 20 posts from one page itt…
Just a reminder I had to delete 20 posts on this page. Play the ball and not the man. I don't want to be continually reminded this thread lives in the Misc. Thanks.
11-12-2023, 02:57 PM
#3123
Originally Posted By NYPat⏩
Lmao
I'm losing my mind after Rollerball raped me and now must follow him everywhere.
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11-12-2023, 03:17 PM
#3124
Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
1. I've posted multiple times itt prior to that post.
Lmao
2. Of course you think spamming racist posts in every thread is "raping" someone.
3. Not surprised a mod had to delete multiple posts of yours in just this thread alone.
11-12-2023, 03:19 PM
#3125
Originally Posted By NYPat⏩
Lol so I rekt you today and you've already followed me around in other threads and you suddenly show up in this one at the exact same time. Lmao.
Rollerball raped me and I'm obsessed with him now.
Anyways Dom will delete these messages so you might as well to try to impotently vent about me in one of the main misc threads instead. Lol you little crying bitch.
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11-12-2023, 03:33 PM
#3126
Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
You didn't rekt anyone - you just spewed the same racist nonsense you always do.
Lol so I rekt you today and you've already followed me around in other threads and you suddenly show up in this one at the exact same time. Lmao.
Anyways Dom will delete these messages so you might as well to try to impotently vent about me in one of the main misc threads instead. Lol you little crying bitch.
Anyways Dom will delete these messages so you might as well to try to impotently vent about me in one of the main misc threads instead. Lol you little crying bitch.
And you don't get to claim people are following you around when you post the same racist crap in every thread on the first page.
11-12-2023, 03:36 PM
#3127
Originally Posted By NYPat⏩
Lol surrrrre I didn't rape you. Suuuurrre that's not the reason why you've suddenly been following me in threads today and all of a sudden showing up in the guitar sticky thread which you never post in regularly responding to a post by Dom that's directed at me hahahaha.
You didn't rekt anyone - you just spewed the same racist nonsense you always do.
And you don't get to claim people are following you around when you post the same racist crap in every thread on the first page.
And you don't get to claim people are following you around when you post the same racist crap in every thread on the first page.
L o l you are exceptionally low-IQ.
And again, you should really take your whining to a main misc thread instead of in the guitar stickied thread, these posts will just get deleted lol.
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11-12-2023, 03:44 PM
#3128
Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
Lmfao at spamming racist crap in every thread and then claiming anyone is following you around. Amazing ego you have there.. and if you're so concerned about this thread then stop posting off topic.
Lol surrrrre I didn't rape you. Suuuurrre that's not the reason why you've suddenly been following me in threads today and all of a sudden showing up in the guitar sticky thread which you never post in regularly responding to a post by Dom that's directed at me hahahaha.
L o l you are exceptionally low-IQ.
And again, you should really take your whining to a main misc thread instead of in the guitar stickied thread, these posts will just get deleted lol.
L o l you are exceptionally low-IQ.
And again, you should really take your whining to a main misc thread instead of in the guitar stickied thread, these posts will just get deleted lol.
11-12-2023, 03:48 PM
#3129
Originally Posted By NYPat⏩
*snicker* I'm just observing your behavioral patterns today, lol at you thinking you're not obviously very angry.
Lmfao at spamming racist crap in every thread and then claiming anyone is following you around. Amazing ego you have there.. and if you're so concerned about this thread then stop posting off topic.
Again you are very low IQ.
Sorry Dom, but this obsessed homosexual refuses to leave the thread despite my requests lol.
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11-12-2023, 03:53 PM
#3130
Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
Yeah, you've said the same thing over and over and yet for some reason can't stop posting..
*snicker* I'm just observing your behavioral patterns today, lol at you thinking you're not obviously very angry.
Again you are very low IQ.
Sorry Dom, but this obsessed homosexual refuses to leave the thread despite my requests lol.
Again you are very low IQ.
Sorry Dom, but this obsessed homosexual refuses to leave the thread despite my requests lol.
And lol at nut hugging Dom because you literally can't stop yourself.
11-12-2023, 03:55 PM
#3131
Originally Posted By NYPat⏩
L M A O you are so triggered by me. Sorry I raped the absolute chit out of you to the point where you're obsessed with me like some stockholm syndromed psycho lol.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I fukking own you NyPat.
And lol I have to say this to Dom at this point or he's going to fukking ban me lmao.
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11-12-2023, 04:08 PM
#3132
Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
Yeah… you said that. Again. There's a pattern. Especially when you have no argument.
L M A O you are so triggered by me. Sorry I raped the absolute chit out of you to the point where you're obsessed with me like some stockholm syndromed psycho lol.
I fukking own you NyPat.
And lol I have to say this to Dom at this point or he's going to fukking ban me lmao.
I fukking own you NyPat.
And lol I have to say this to Dom at this point or he's going to fukking ban me lmao.
It's a bit pathetic you spam racist chit all over the forum and then run back here to kiss Dom's ass hoping he won't ban you. Maybe he'll just delete another 20 of your posts instead..
11-12-2023, 04:10 PM
#3133
Originally Posted By NYPat⏩
L M A O.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'll just repost this, because we both know it enrages you lol:
Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
Lol and the fact that you don't understand my posts to Dom reinforces the fact that you never post in this thread. Lmao.
Lol surrrrre I didn't rape you. Suuuurrre that's not the reason why you've suddenly been following me in threads today and all of a sudden showing up in the guitar sticky thread which you never post in regularly responding to a post by Dom that's directed at me hahahaha.
L o l you are exceptionally low-IQ.
And again, you should really take your whining to a main misc thread instead of in the guitar stickied thread, these posts will just get deleted lol.
L o l you are exceptionally low-IQ.
And again, you should really take your whining to a main misc thread instead of in the guitar stickied thread, these posts will just get deleted lol.
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11-12-2023, 04:20 PM
#3134
Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
Wtf do you think you get to decide who posts itt? Dom already told you on the last page to back off when you went after Bodhy. Get a clue.
L M A O.
I'll just repost this, because we both know it enrages you lol:
Lol and the fact that you don't understand my posts to Dom reinforces the fact that you never post in this thread. Lmao.
I'll just repost this, because we both know it enrages you lol:
Lol and the fact that you don't understand my posts to Dom reinforces the fact that you never post in this thread. Lmao.
11-12-2023, 04:20 PM
#3135
Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
You can use it while it charges!
Yeah I really like my Spark Mini. Although I wish it didn't take so long to charge up.
11-12-2023, 04:24 PM
#3136
Originally Posted By NYPat⏩
Lmao.
Rollerball owns me completely.
And lol again at your complete lack of understanding what I'm saying to Dom due to you never posting in this thread until today after I raped you.
I'll just keep reposting this lol.
Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
Lol surrrrre I didn't rape you. Suuuurrre that's not the reason why you've suddenly been following me in threads today and all of a sudden showing up in the guitar sticky thread which you never post in regularly responding to a post by Dom that's directed at me hahahaha.
L o l you are exceptionally low-IQ.
And again, you should really take your whining to a main misc thread instead of in the guitar stickied thread, these posts will just get deleted lol.
L o l you are exceptionally low-IQ.
And again, you should really take your whining to a main misc thread instead of in the guitar stickied thread, these posts will just get deleted lol.
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11-12-2023, 04:24 PM
#3137
Originally Posted By J.L.C.⏩
Wait wut. Really?
You can use it while it charges!
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11-12-2023, 04:27 PM
#3138
Originally Posted By J.L.C.⏩
I've seen the Spark, does it sound good? I have the Boss Waza Air wireless headphones which is like an amp in a headphone and allows bluetooth connections to play backing tracks to play along with etc.
You can use it while it charges!
11-12-2023, 04:37 PM
#3139
Originally Posted By J.L.C.⏩
A while back I made a commitment to practice more and decided to invest in things that would eliminate barriers to practicing.
I bought a Spark Mini and an inexpensive wireless set (Joyo).
That couple hundred bucks was well worth it!
Fun tones in a completely wireless headphone-capable rig = playing every day
I bought a Spark Mini and an inexpensive wireless set (Joyo).
That couple hundred bucks was well worth it!
Fun tones in a completely wireless headphone-capable rig = playing every day
Is the Spark mini the profiler that you can control via an app? I was watching a YT video of a guy doing a "Will it Chug" demo and he was getting some real nice tones from that thing, everything from classic JCM to Pantera-esque Washburn/Diezel style crunch.
Last time I played smartphones hadn't even been invented yet. I'd have never dreamed one day our phones would be linked in to our guitar setups.
Back off, Warchild.
Seriously.
11-12-2023, 07:05 PM
#3140
Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩
That guitar is fugly. It's like as if the production manager walked around and saw 3000 naked bodies with the neck humbucker carved out in the wrong place and just said, "Fuk it - too many to toss and too many to fill. Just sell it with no neck humbucker - Americans will buy it!"
Riffing Mercyful Fate
Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
To gauge these statements:
Sure. Plop a guitar in my hands right now and I'd be able to strum a few chords and play a few pentatonic licks. Come back in a few weeks and I'd be starting to shred. Come back in 6 months and I might even be able to sweep pick and play some difficult stuff.
How many years has it been since you played?
Where did you leave off?
Picking:
a) Gilbert
b) Schmoe
Tapping:
a) Steve Lynch
b) Schmoe
Sweeping:
a) Gambale
b) Schmoe
Legato:
a) Schmoe
b) Mars
Hair:
a) Nuno
b) Schmoe
In any case, you need to stop fkn around - just spend $200 for something on Reverb and hook it up to your computer for $30. No excuse to not have a guitar.
Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."
z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"
Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."
z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?
Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."
11-12-2023, 07:08 PM
#3141
Originally Posted By z4v4⏩
lmao
That guitar is fugly. It's like as if the production manager walked around and saw 3000 naked bodies with the neck humbucker carved out in the wrong place and just said, "Fuk it - too many to toss and too many to fill. Just sell it with no neck humbucker - Americans will buy it!"
To gauge these statements:
How many years has it been since you played?
Where did you leave off?
Picking:
a) Gilbert
b) Schmoe
Tapping:
a) Steve Lynch
b) Schmoe
Sweeping:
a) Gambale
b) Schmoe
Legato:
a) Schmoe
b) Mars
In any case, you need to stop fkn around - just spend $200 for something on Reverb and hook it up to your computer for $30. No excuse to not have a guitar.
To gauge these statements:
How many years has it been since you played?
Where did you leave off?
Picking:
a) Gilbert
b) Schmoe
Tapping:
a) Steve Lynch
b) Schmoe
Sweeping:
a) Gambale
b) Schmoe
Legato:
a) Schmoe
b) Mars
In any case, you need to stop fkn around - just spend $200 for something on Reverb and hook it up to your computer for $30. No excuse to not have a guitar.
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11-12-2023, 09:12 PM
#3142
Originally Posted By z4v4⏩
Hmm, let's see.
That guitar is fugly. It's like as if the production manager walked around and saw 3000 naked bodies with the neck humbucker carved out in the wrong place and just said, "Fuk it - too many to toss and too many to fill. Just sell it with no neck humbucker - Americans will buy it!"
To gauge these statements:
How many years has it been since you played?
Where did you leave off?
Picking:
a) Gilbert
b) Schmoe
Tapping:
a) Steve Lynch
b) Schmoe
Sweeping:
a) Gambale
b) Schmoe
Legato:
a) Schmoe
b) Mars
Hair:
a) Nuno
b) Schmoe
In any case, you need to stop fkn around - just spend $200 for something on Reverb and hook it up to your computer for $30. No excuse to not have a guitar.
To gauge these statements:
How many years has it been since you played?
Where did you leave off?
Picking:
a) Gilbert
b) Schmoe
Tapping:
a) Steve Lynch
b) Schmoe
Sweeping:
a) Gambale
b) Schmoe
Legato:
a) Schmoe
b) Mars
Hair:
a) Nuno
b) Schmoe
In any case, you need to stop fkn around - just spend $200 for something on Reverb and hook it up to your computer for $30. No excuse to not have a guitar.
Picking? Somewhere in between Gilbert and Schmoe.
Tapping? Somewhere in between again, although I don't think Lynch was the best tapper. At the peak of my tapping skills I was a bit past EVH and trying some eight finger stuff like Night Ranger, but I never worked it coherent into any song. TJ Helmerich is a better tapper than Lynch, or even this random 80s guy from stereotype island:
Sweeping? Nowhere near Gambale, nor Malmsteen or Becker. Probably Alexi Laiho level.
Legato? Mars doesn't get my vote for best legato. Holdsworth wins by a country mile. My legato was probably below George Lynch.
Hair? I did the death metal hair but only got it to shoulder length before it annoyed the chit out of me and I cut it.
Back off, Warchild.
Seriously.
11-12-2023, 09:17 PM
#3143
Apologies Z4, I got Steve Lynch and Steve Stevens mixed up. I vaguely remembered Lynch and just YT'ed him. Yeah, the dude can tap.
Nice dude, too. You can tell from the REH video that he wanted budding guitarists to really learn his techniques, but Yngwie, by contrast, was a bitch who wanted to keep his techniques to himself.
Nice dude, too. You can tell from the REH video that he wanted budding guitarists to really learn his techniques, but Yngwie, by contrast, was a bitch who wanted to keep his techniques to himself.
Back off, Warchild.
Seriously.
11-12-2023, 09:28 PM
#3144
Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
That questionnaire was meant to be answered in a/b format with no commentary - choose the closest person. None were intended to be seen as best/worst, but clearly person (a) is always the more skilled player in each category.
Hmm, let's see.
Picking? Somewhere in between Gilbert and Schmoe.
Tapping? Somewhere in between again, although I don't think Lynch was the best tapper. At the peak of my tapping skills I was a bit past EVH and trying some eight finger stuff like Night Ranger, but I never worked it coherent into any song. TJ Helmerich is a better tapper than Lynch, or even this random 80s guy from stereotype island:
Sweeping? Nowhere near Gambale, nor Malmsteen or Becker. Probably Alexi Laiho level.
Legato? Mars doesn't get my vote for best legato. Holdsworth wins by a country mile. My legato was probably below George Lynch.
Hair? I did the death metal hair but only got it to shoulder length before it annoyed the chit out of me and I cut it.
Picking? Somewhere in between Gilbert and Schmoe.
Tapping? Somewhere in between again, although I don't think Lynch was the best tapper. At the peak of my tapping skills I was a bit past EVH and trying some eight finger stuff like Night Ranger, but I never worked it coherent into any song. TJ Helmerich is a better tapper than Lynch, or even this random 80s guy from stereotype island:
Sweeping? Nowhere near Gambale, nor Malmsteen or Becker. Probably Alexi Laiho level.
Legato? Mars doesn't get my vote for best legato. Holdsworth wins by a country mile. My legato was probably below George Lynch.
Hair? I did the death metal hair but only got it to shoulder length before it annoyed the chit out of me and I cut it.
Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."
z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"
Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."
z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?
Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."
11-13-2023, 03:55 AM
#3145
Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Steve Lynch looks like an inbred ape going through alcohol withdrawal when he taps, which is unfortunate for him, but he gets the job done and doesn't use any string dampening devices like the guy you posted earlier. Certainly TJ's phrasing, finesse, and vocabulary is more pleasing to me, and he improvises rather than composes solos and he doesn't use dampers either.
Apologies Z4, I got Steve Lynch and Steve Stevens mixed up. I vaguely remembered Lynch and just YT'ed him. Yeah, the dude can tap.
Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
I don't think Wingnut tries to keep techniques to himself; he just doesn't have a clue how to teach. Watch the interview with Beato when he asked him a picking technique question. But he definitely has chilled out A LOT since he released his solo record.
Nice dude, too. You can tell from the REH video that he wanted budding guitarists to really learn his techniques, but Yngwie, by contrast, was a bitch who wanted to keep his techniques to himself.
Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."
z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"
Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."
z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?
Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."
11-13-2023, 05:51 AM
#3146
Originally Posted By z4v4⏩
He was no Stanley Jordan but I reckon Joe's tapping pieces for their time were interesting. Obviously to the Fractal+Youtube+ADHD generation with zero identity who are spoonfed everything it all seems pedestrian but back then they'd have been ordinary like everyone who wasn't naturally gifted and putting in 5 hours plus a day.
Tapping:
a) Steve Lynch
b) Schmoe
a) Steve Lynch
b) Schmoe
…which flowed into one of the best instrumental rock guitar tracks in my book.
Originally Posted By z4v4⏩
Brutal.
Hair:
a) Nuno
b) Schmoe
a) Nuno
b) Schmoe
11-13-2023, 06:03 AM
#3147
Originally Posted By Dominik⏩
So the question, Dom, is would you accept having Schmoe’s hairline if it allowed you to play like him?
Brutal.
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11-13-2023, 06:27 AM
#3148
Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
I spent many years playing like Joe and the hairline's holding up so that's a no from me dawg.
So the question, Dom, is would you accept having Schmoe’s hairline if it allowed you to play like him?
I know you guys like to dump on him but to have a career doing what you enjoy for nearly 40 years is very impressive not to mention those albums from 1986-1993 + 1998. Not of this Earth, Surfing with the Alien, Flying in a Blue Dream, The Extremist, Time Machine, and Crystal Planet.
Just my 2 cents which no one asked for but I reckon if more guitarists listened to Joe and focused on the fundamentals of bending, vibrato, phrasing, and composition, they'd be better for it.
I get it, his 3nps legato was a poor imitation of Holdsworth and his alternate picking is garbage next to Paul Gilbert, but there's so much he did well. He was also a great guitar teacher and from everything I've seen a nice guy too. You focus on his technical shortcomings and the bald dome with sunglasses. I'm old enough to remember when Satriani had hair.
11-13-2023, 06:34 AM
#3149
Originally Posted By Dominik⏩
I love Dom’s dedication to defending poor Schmoe from our constant accusations concerning his abilities.
I spent many years playing like Joe and the hairline's holding up so that's a no from me dawg.
I know you guys like to dump on him but to have a career doing what you enjoy for nearly 40 years is very impressive not to mention those albums from 1986-1993 + 1998. Not of this Earth, Surfing with the Alien, Flying in a Blue Dream, The Extremist, Time Machine, and Crystal Planet.
Just my 2 cents which no one asked for but I reckon if more guitarists listened to Joe and focused on the fundamentals of bending, vibrato, phrasing, and composition, they'd be better for it.
I get it, his 3nps legato was a poor imitation of Holdsworth and his alternate picking is garbage next to Paul Gilbert, but there's so much he did well. He was also a great guitar teacher and from everything I've seen a nice guy too. You focus on his technical shortcomings and the bald dome with sunglasses. I'm old enough to remember when Satriani had hair.
I know you guys like to dump on him but to have a career doing what you enjoy for nearly 40 years is very impressive not to mention those albums from 1986-1993 + 1998. Not of this Earth, Surfing with the Alien, Flying in a Blue Dream, The Extremist, Time Machine, and Crystal Planet.
Just my 2 cents which no one asked for but I reckon if more guitarists listened to Joe and focused on the fundamentals of bending, vibrato, phrasing, and composition, they'd be better for it.
I get it, his 3nps legato was a poor imitation of Holdsworth and his alternate picking is garbage next to Paul Gilbert, but there's so much he did well. He was also a great guitar teacher and from everything I've seen a nice guy too. You focus on his technical shortcomings and the bald dome with sunglasses. I'm old enough to remember when Satriani had hair.
Now that I’m working hard on legato I at least acknowledge that the Schmoe had a nice legato technique, far beyond my own currently, even if his note choices are like eating two slices of wonderbread with nothing in between.
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11-13-2023, 06:50 AM
#3150
Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
If I don't, who will? Joe needs a bodyguard.
I love Dom’s dedication to defending poor Schmoe from our constant accusations concerning his abilities.
Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
Follow up to your Baldriani question. Yes I was around when Surfing with the Alien came out but the Reaper and Father Time haven't won yet. Training harder than I did in my 20s.
Now that I’m working hard on legato I at least acknowledge that the Schmoe had a nice legato technique, far beyond my own currently, even if his note choices are like eating two slices of wonderbread with nothing in between.
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