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post 1517152861 08-23-2017, 05:19 PM
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post 1517152941 08-23-2017, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird
I am probably average.i have a very nice figure though and I'm in better shape than 99% of women my age (30) I also don't flirt though..ya I mess with y'all on here but irl I'm tame
Besides, I see ugly women getting hit on.




You look alright but it's your quirky personality that I like, pretty rad






Yes... I said rad
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post 1517153091 08-23-2017, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird
I actually have only had 4 men hit on me in my adult life (since 20+) as far as I know. One man from Kenya that just was straight up wk, very sweet though.

Another guy at a piano bar (cute 8+!) asked if he could buy me a drink. I told him I was flattered but that I'm married.

Some 40 yo ex tweaker at waffle house. Was nice though and we talked for awhile while I studied and he ate sitting a few seats down.

Some legit crackhead at the doctor's office with no teeth that goes "you cute!..and then says "go awnn with yo sexy ass!" when I went to fill out paperwork

That's it. So few and that's why I distinctly remember them lol all strange Except one man.
I don't believe, and or you are so cross-eyed looking at a cross seems like a circle
post 1517153331 08-23-2017, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted By PowersKenny
I don't believe, and or you are so cross-eyed looking at a cross seems like a circle
Reread, "as far as I know"...now I know
post 1517153421 08-23-2017, 05:26 PM
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Are you trying to say female miscers are forever alone op?

Tfw no bf :'(
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post 1517153621 08-23-2017, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted By PowersKenny
I don't believe, and or you are so cross-eyed looking at a cross seems like a circle
Wtf lol ..that grammar made me cross eyed doh

Strong edit..that's a bit better lol
Originally Posted By atomicbbgum
Girl, you are just my type ♡ in all srs I'd probably try to awkwardly hit on you and you'll misread me and end up being besties
Lmao! Well I think you're pretty cute too! It's ok cause besties can still eat each other out every once in awhile right? Just blame it on being drunk
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post 1517154061 08-23-2017, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird
Wtf lol ..that grammar made me cross eyed doh

Strong edit..that's a bit better lol




Lmao! Well I think you're pretty cute too! It's ok cause besties can still eat each other out every once in awhile right? Just blame it on being drunk
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post 1517154441 08-23-2017, 05:37 PM
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[QUOTE=Cass40 post_id=1517151291]Haha btw, when I tell my friends about this place, they are so disgusted too.[img]//assets.bodybuilding.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif[/img][/QUOTE]Yes, I was miscing on my phone and laughing hysterically, she came over and asked what's so funny. Showed her the first page of misc, one of the threads was titled "is this herpes? wut do?", another was "the average sloot has taken 213840923 miles of dinks by 25". She did not find it very funny when I showed her how many calories is in one "serving" of cum.........

[QUOTE=Girlgoneweird post_id=1517152361]I am probably average.i have a very nice figure though and I'm in better shape than 99% of women my age (30) I also don't flirt though..ya I mess with y'all on here but irl I'm tame[img]//assets.bodybuilding.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Besides, I see ugly women getting hit on.


[img]http://i.imgur.com/OH4lSBV.jpgmg]

[Img]http://i.imgur.com/zQt4sFA.p/img][/QUOTE]That hip to waist ratio. Actually kind of jealous, I have hips of a little boy.
They said she's gone too far this time

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
post 1517154961 08-23-2017, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird
I am probably average.i have a very nice figure though and I'm in better shape than 99% of women my age (30) I also don't flirt though..ya I mess with y'all on here but irl I'm tame
Besides, I see ugly women getting hit on.




You're attractive for your "average person", not going to say you're the best looking girl around. I think I know what your problem is though, basing on these pictures. That smile doesn't look genuine, and you just seem to have this dark atmosphere surrounding yourself, very nonchalant, and it probably makes guys think you might be immediately uninterested among approaching, so they even don't bother.
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post 1517155211 08-23-2017, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu
Yes, I was miscing on my phone and laughing hysterically, she came over and asked what's so funny. Showed her the first page of misc, one of the threads was titled "is this herpes? wut do?", another was "the average sloot has taken 213840923 miles of dinks by 25". She did not find it very funny when I showed her how many calories is in one "serving" of cum.........



That hip to waist ratio. Actually kind of jealous, I have hips of a little boy.
This place is pretty toxic but addictive, lol. Naw, your hips are fine Trin, no worries
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post 1517156261 08-23-2017, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By 300BLK
You're attractive for your "average person", not going to say you're the best looking girl around.I think I know what your problem is though, basing on these pictures. That smile doesn't look genuine, and you just seem to have this dark atmosphere surrounding yourself, very nonchalant, and it probably makes guys think you might be immediately uninterested among approaching, so they even don't bother.
Her problem clearly is that she's attractive enough to get pumped and dumped by drunk Chads but not attractive enough to LTR/marry them.

Plus at this late point in her female career she's giving off some serious SJW/cat-lover/Goa-yoga-certificate vibes with that short red hair.
post 1517156431 08-23-2017, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted By 300BLK
You're attractive for your "average person", not going to say you're the best looking girl around. I think I know what your problem is though, basing on these pictures. That smile doesn't look genuine, and you just seem to have this dark atmosphere surrounding yourself, very nonchalant, and it probably makes guys think you might be immediately uninterested among approaching, so they even don't bother.
I have the same thing though and they still approach. I think it's cause I'm old. Maybe she needs to wait ten years and she can't get rid of them.
post 1517156681 08-23-2017, 06:01 PM
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[QUOTE=Girlgoneweird post_id=1517153621]Wtf lol ..that grammar made me cross eyed doh

Strong edit..that's a bit better lol




Lmao! Well I think you're pretty cute too! It's ok cause besties can still eat each other out every once in awhile right? Just blame it on being drunk[img]//assets.bodybuilding.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img][/QUOTE][QUOTE=Girlgoneweird post_id=1517152361]I am probably average.i have a very nice figure though and I'm in better shape than 99% of women my age[b](30)[/b]I also don't flirt though..ya I mess with y'all on here but irl I'm tame[img]//assets.bodybuilding.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Besides, I see ugly women getting hit on.


[img]http://i.imgur.com/OH4lSBV.jpg[/im g]

[Img]http://i.imgur.com/zQt4sFA.png[/i mg][/QUOTE]no ****ing way you and I are the same age. so much wrong here
post 1517156851 08-23-2017, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Cass40
I have the same thing though and they still approach. I think it's cause I'm old. Maybe she needs to wait ten years and she can't get rid of them.
^ as SixThree pointed out, hair color, way you guys dress probably are making a difference as well
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post 1517156971 08-23-2017, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted By 300BLK
You're attractive for your "average person", not going to say you're the best looking girl around. I think I know what your problem is though, basing on these pictures. That smile doesn't look genuine, and you just seem to have this dark atmosphere surrounding yourself, very nonchalant, and it probably makes guys think you might be immediately uninterested among approaching, so they even don't bother.
Lol I read that in the voice of Mrs Cleo
And no, really I smile a lot

And ty womenz for the pk complimentsI'll rep later..cause that's what we females do. Gotta stick together against the patriarchy lmao
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post 1517157061 08-23-2017, 06:05 PM
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post 1517157671 08-23-2017, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted By SixThree205
Her problem clearly is that she's attractive enough to get pumped and dumped by drunk Chads but not attractive enough to LTR/marry them.

Plus at this late point in her female career she's giving off some serious SJW/cat-lover/Goa-yoga-certificate vibes with that short red hair.
I'm laughing because
I'm married
Never had sex Before marriage
Didn't even have an alcoholic drink til age 28

although I'm not a feminist I'm definitely a hippie and I do like yoga...I'm also allergic to cats
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post 1517158481 08-23-2017, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird
I'm laughing because
I'm married
Never had sex Before marriage
Didn't even have an alcoholic drink til age 28

although I'm not a feminist I'm definitely a hippie and I do like yoga...I'm also allergic to cats
Married
Doesn't wear her wedding ring
Frequents a 99%-thirsty-male-dominated pseudo-bodybuilding forum where she practically displays pictures of her mons pubis

Either your husband is a supercuck or he doesn't exist.
post 1517159291 08-23-2017, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird
I'm laughing because
I'm married
Never had sex Before marriage
Didn't even have an alcoholic drink til age 28

although I'm not a feminist I'm definitely a hippie and I do like yoga...I'm also allergic to cats
I drank first time at twelve.
post 1517159381 08-23-2017, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted By SixThree205
Married
Doesn't wear her wedding ring
Frequents a 99%-thirsty-male-dominated pseudo-bodybuilding forum where she practically displays pictures of her mons pubis

Either your husband is a supercuck or he doesn't exist.
Wanna know the reason I don't wear my wedding ring?? My husband bought me a gorgeous ring Not knowing any better bought it online. Turned out to be fake. If the ring didn't turn my finger green I'd still wear it. We both ordered some of those silicone rings til we can afford a new one. People that Know me, know I'm married.

As for showing my vagina wtf are you taking about? I've taken 3 ass pics with only one of those being pg-13.
Just lol @ you always coming after me with that chit.

You must be bitter you can't get women?
Originally Posted By Cass40
I drank first time at twelve.
Lol at Woodstock right? ...Jk
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird
Wanna know the reason I don't wear my wedding ring?? My husband bought me a gorgeous ring Not knowing any better bought it online. Turned out to be fake. If the ring didn't turn my finger green I'd still wear it. We both ordered some of those silicone rings til we can afford a new one. People that Know me, know I'm married.

As for showing my vagina wtf are you taking about? I've taken 3 ass pics with only one of those being pg-13.
Just lol @ you always coming after me with that chit.

You must be bitter you can't get women?
Don't remember ever talking to you before but I'm flattered that you do. Though it isn't healthy for a married woman to remember months-old interactions with strangers on an internet forum, especially when she's still on the "ordered those silicone rings till we can afford new ones" phase of her marriage.
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tfw no gf
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how do these threads always manage to turn into cringey female miscer chat threads
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post 1517168251 08-23-2017, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted By SixThree205
Married
Doesn't wear her wedding ring
Frequents a 99%-thirsty-male-dominated pseudo-bodybuilding forum where she practically displays pictures of her mons pubis

Either your husband is a supercuck or he doesn't exist.
Originally Posted By SixThree205
Don't remember ever talking to you before but I'm flattered that you do. Though it isn't healthy for a married woman to remember months-old interactions with strangers on an internet forum, especially when she's still on the "ordered those silicone rings till we can afford new ones" phase of her marriage.
Seems like you remembered something about her, or at least imagined it. Careful weirdgurl, we have a stage 5 clinger here
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird
Lol at Woodstock right? ...Jk
Woodstock was about psychedelics silly
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Originally Posted By atomicbbgum
Girl, you are just my type ♡ in all srs I'd probably try to awkwardly hit on you and you'll misread me and end up being besties
Would still bring popcorn and a film camera/10
Originally Posted By JaymzJ
This place is pretty toxic but addictive, lol. Naw, your hips are fine Trin, no worries
I must have missed this Trin, please send me pictures of your hips. And also pictures of your driveway.
Originally Posted By JaymzJ
Seems like you remembered something about her, or at least imagined it. Careful weirdgurl, we have a stage 5 clinger here
Stage 5'ers are the best. They know your schedule, can pick up dry cleaning for you, you'll never get locked out because they have keys to your house already...don't even need an answering machine anymore.
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Originally Posted By Succeeded
I noticed a lot of the females on here make themselves seem like they're the perfect girl every one of us dream of with all the right qualities.
No one is perfect but I'm a good woman and a good catch. I think any man would be lucky to have me.

There I said it.
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Originally Posted By kimm4
No one is perfect but I'm a good woman and a good catch. I think any man would be lucky to have me.

There I said it.
Phucking egocentric bish.
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Originally Posted By jackm7
how do these threads always manage to turn into cringey female miscer chat threads
One big cringefest up in here.
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Originally Posted By MajinBuuuu
Phucking egocentric bish.
I don't care what you think. I was being completely honest. I'm a good woman, hard working, adore my family and have always put others before myself.
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