#FLoridaMORONS is trending. Fkn LMAO @ FLorida

05-11-2020, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted By Nothanksjeffery⏩

florida deaths 1735 as of now

Finally. It's almost over for us.

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05-11-2020, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted By Nothanksjeffery⏩

florida deaths 1735 as of now

feel fine, just the flu

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05-11-2020, 01:59 PM

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Sad isn't it?? It's only getting started. Their Gov. is playing God...#PrayforFlorida, #VIllagesWillBEAGHOSTTOWN

Florida coronavirus cases nearing 41,000 after first weekend under reopening measures

ORLANDO, Fla. – Florida entered the second workweek under phase one of Gov. Ron DeSantis’ reopening plan, which now includes nail salons, barbershops and hair salons -- much to the relief of the businesses owners and those in need of personal care amid the coronavirus pandemic.

As of Monday, Florida coronavirus cases had reached 40,982, the overall total since March 1. That numbers includes 1,735 deaths and 7,224 severe cases of the respiratory illness requiring hospitalization, according to the Florida Department of Health coronavirus dashboard.

While the DOH reported 14 new deaths Monday morning, it should be noted the death toll is likely higher. Death data is often significantly delayed, according to the DOH.

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/lo...ning-measures/

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05-11-2020, 02:05 PM

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Gyms in phase 2 brahs, we goat as usual

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05-11-2020, 02:07 PM

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damn we can eat, gym, beach and leave the house to bang sloots

just lol @ jelly brahs above mason dixon

can get your hair and nails done starting today (no SS cuts)

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05-12-2020, 12:27 PM

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#ScaredCells lol

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05-12-2020, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩

Lmao, meanwhile states are reopening with 10x more cases than when we shut down....Pretty clear indicator those initial closings were an error.

Really? Seems like a pretty clear indicator that states reopening can expect a surge in new cases to me?

05-12-2020, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted By VinnyPazRules⏩

Really? Seems like a pretty clear indicator that states reopening can expect a surge in new cases to me?

Finally, someone w/ some sense. FLorida people just dont get it. Waitin on that #cheaprealestate

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05-12-2020, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted By Procta⏩

#ScaredCells lol

I'm glad the covidiots are getting their freedom to pack TJ Max and wait in line for hours coughing and farting on each other to buy ugly clothes they don't need.

05-12-2020, 12:48 PM

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work from order end this Monday...we almost have the chains completely off

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05-12-2020, 12:52 PM

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05-13-2020, 06:09 AM

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#PAslackjaws
PA Gov Wolf Defends Nursing Home Policy of Infected Patients inside Nursing Homes
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2...g-home-policy/

Pennsylvania Health Secretary moved own mother out of a nursing home during pandemic while directing infected patients into them
https://www.abc27.com/news/pennsylva...ual-reopening/

LMAO just listen to this wildebeest talk...no doubt, its a man
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05-13-2020, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted By SportCoat⏩

you're delaying infections that will happen. not sure i would call that saving a life. hospitals have prepped and now have capacity to treat anyone who comes in, that was the point of locking things down. no point in a lockdown now

Its time to open everything back up. All the temp hospitals in NYC went unused. The hospital ship sailed away only treating 200 people, no longer needed. Everyone eventually gets it, its airborne. Originally we were told this was just to "flatten the curve" so the hospitals have capacity, well most are only 30% full as they have banned all "elective" procedures such as heart transplants, hip replacements ect.

Now that people have succeeded power to the government, the goverment is reluctant to give that power back up and is keeping everything shut down to the detriment of the people solely because theyve enjoyed having that extra power. Theyre all still getting paid too. That was the first mistake, maybe if the salaries of the elected officials and government administrators were cut as long as everything was shut down, we would be reopened by now, but since they are getting paid, they dont give a fuk about their citizens.

05-13-2020, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted By arod204⏩

Yo did all of Florida die then?

Florida has far lower infection rates than the north and is opening back up. barbers are already open with some restrictions, restraunts open back up soon too.

Floridians have superior genes and are more resistant to the virus. Blue state men are pussies and need the extra government protection. Keep your masks on notherners!

05-13-2020, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩

Floridians have superior genes and are more resistant to the virus. Blue state men are pussies and need the extra government protection. Keep your masks on notherners!

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05-13-2020, 07:17 AM

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[QUOTE=Procta post_id=1604813991]#PAslackjaws
PA Gov Wolf Defends Nursing Home Policy of Infected Patients inside Nursing Homes
[URL=https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/05/12/governor-defends-pa-health-secretary-rachel-levine-over-botched-nursing-home-policy/]https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2...g-home-policy/[/URL]

Pennsylvania Health Secretary moved own mother out of a nursing home during pandemic while directing infected patients into them
[URL=https://www.abc27.com/news/pennsylvania/pennsylvania-health-secretary-offers-guidance-governor-insists-on-gradual-reopening/]https://www.abc27.com/news/pennsylva...ual-reopening/[/URL]

LMAO just listen to this wildebeest talk...no doubt, its a man
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[x]https://twitter.com/mattbrouillette/status/1260276967162642437[/x]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/ltxCymg][/QUOTE]SHe/He is thinkin on behalf of Pa's best interest (and her mother ofc) SO brave..and strong

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05-13-2020, 07:19 AM

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So it’s been 2 weeks, has Florida been devastated yet?

05-13-2020, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩

SHe/He is thinkin on behalf of Pa's best interest (and her mother ofc) SO brave..and strong

that voice was worse than the girl that got peed in the mouth by the dog

Originally Posted By 128⏩

So it’s been 2 weeks, has Florida been devastated yet?

bro I been to waffle house like 3 times already

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05-13-2020, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted By 128⏩

So it’s been 2 weeks, has Florida been devastated yet?

Rome wasn't built in a day pal.

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05-13-2020, 07:26 AM

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How's living in Florida right now brahs?

I miss going to the gym, but honestly apart from that, I'm able to get everything I need via delivery these days
The only chitty thing is not being able to get a proper haircut, but my bootleg self-administered haircut is fine when everyone is working from home lol

05-13-2020, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted By TheOriginalBIG⏩

How's living in Florida right now brahs?

its everything your wildest dreams can imagine....and more

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05-13-2020, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted By TheOriginalBIG⏩

How's living in Florida right now brahs?

It's like it has always been - sucky, hot, humid, unbearable, etc. etc. Think of Cuba/Panama weather but with retards.

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05-13-2020, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩

It's like it has always been - sucky, hot, humid, unbearable, etc. etc. Think of Cuba/Panama weather but with retards.

Honestly it's ****ing bull**** that places like the DE water gap are closed.. How the fuk is somewhere like that prone to spread the virus? WIDE OPEN IN NATURE NOT TOUCHIGN ANY STRANGERS.. fuk man

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05-13-2020, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted By Critter5592⏩

Honestly it's ****ing bull**** that places like the DE water gap are closed.. How the fuk is somewhere like that prone to spread the virus? WIDE OPEN IN NATURE NOT TOUCHIGN ANY STRANGERS.. fuk man

Yeah its almost like the northern blue states are drunk on government power and make arbitrary decisions to shut things down because they get off on restricting freedom. I thought that was supposed to be the "party of science". Waiting for which libtard here can tell me the "science" behind a remote 70,000 acre national park being an area of concern for spreading a respiratory infection. Must be the same "science" that says there are 52 different genders.

You want to go to a park and experience true liberty, you can come to Florida, parks are open there, the alphas are out on the beaches, on the trails, enjoying all that freedom.

05-13-2020, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩

Its time to open everything back up. All the temp hospitals in NYC went unused. The hospital ship sailed away only treating 200 people, no longer needed. Everyone eventually gets it, its airborne. Originally we were told this was just to "flatten the curve" so the hospitals have capacity, well most are only 30% full as they have banned all "elective" procedures such as heart transplants, hip replacements ect.

Now that people have succeeded power to the government, the goverment is reluctant to give that power back up and is keeping everything shut down to the detriment of the people solely because theyve enjoyed having that extra power. Theyre all still getting paid too. That was the first mistake, maybe if the salaries of the elected officials and government administrators were cut as long as everything was shut down, we would be reopened by now, but since they are getting paid, they dont give a fuk about their citizens.

So is trump crying everyday that states need to open back up reverse psychology? God you people are idiots.

05-13-2020, 08:35 AM

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Here are the specifics.

https://floridahealthcovid19.gov/

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05-13-2020, 08:44 AM

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Universal citywalk and Disney springs reopened this week, might spin by with the kids to see the brand new NBA city . Almost back to normal boyos

05-13-2020, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted By VinnyPazRules⏩

So is trump crying everyday that states need to open back up reverse psychology?God you people are idiots.

not the best insult to use when you apparently fail to recognize there are multiple levels of government and "government" can and does refer to many of them generically. An abnormality at one level of government (trump) saying states should reopen does not mean the government as a whole should reopen.

Not sure if you are being disingenuous or are actually retarded.