Lol, welcome back bro. But seriously, do you really think that you of all people should be giving that advice? I seem to recall you going through the same damn thing... TWICE.

Correct me if I'm wrong, bruddah.

Also, I hate to say it, but I can't let her go. That's why we're still here. The story's not over yet.

No shame, son, get up.

my man i dont know what you are talking about man, watch out your comments bro. Im new here

Dude you need to move on. You didn't agree on marriage and kids. What did you expect to happen later in life? That you would somehow "agree"?

Guess what, not being on the same page in terms of raising kids is one of the biggest problems in marriages. Be glad you did it now and not when you have 3 kids who suffer from your divorce.How do you know so many details about cawk sizes?

U ever seen Vanilla Sky? U that guy

Cliffs:

-OP was with love of his life for 4 years. Refused to give her children.
-Sloot moves to Russia
-Sloot meets Chadimir Thundercock
-Chadimir Thundercock is highly virile and promises to impregnate OP's love
-OP stays "friends" with his ex for 1.5 years while Chadimir Thundercawk dicks her down good
-Chadimir Thundercock is engaged to the love of OP's life.
-OP's ex blocks him on everything
-OP has maintained his old texts from his ex and re-reads them to remember the good times
-OP has a 500 post thread, claims hes over it and every few months pops back in and tells us hes still holding out hope his ex left Chadimir Thundercock because he hasnt seen any activity on his ex's social media that he has been stalking.
-Every time OP sees, hears or tastes anything Russia, for the rest of his life, he will have flash backs of Chadimir Thundercock dicking down his girl


Exhibit A: Typical Chadimir Thundercock, similiar to the one impregnating OP's love of his life. 6'6'' amazing physical specimen with excellent facial symmetry and nearly 10" bone pressed




Exhibit B: Look OP's love of his life gives to Chadimir Thundercock when she knows he going to give her another vaginal tear with his massive soviet sausage





Exhibit C: The Soviet N1 Rocket, similiar in length, thickness and power to Chadimir Thundercock's love rocket

I always enjoy watching this clip. I still have some growing up to do. You should probably just keep posting this periodically until I stop bumping this thread.

I don't know, man. Love will find a way? I just kept kicking the can down the road. I figured things would work out eventually. Well, they did in their own way. She left.

I eventually capitulated on all that, but it was too late.

And to be fair, we sure as hell were never having 3 kids. She offered multiple times to "compromise" on one kid. I would usually change the subject.

Now I wish I had reacted very differently. It was a fair compromise for both of us. We could have made things work. But I didn't take it seriously. I fukked up.

Never seen it, but I'm gonna go ahead and guess that's not a compliment brah.

I must say, I'm impressed by the sheer amount of effort you put into this post.


You're a fukking dickwipe, lmao... but still, well done.

It’s a deep movie. Highly recommended

Marriage isn't all about love will find a way. When you get older like me, you realize that there is a lot of rational mind that goes into it. If you're incompatible, then you will have one hell of a rocky marriage.

Then just wait until the kid or kids become teenagers. Then either she or you gets a midlife crisis because teens are so stressful, and one ends up having an affair on the other.

If it's the woman, then she will usually leave you and you have to pay alimony for 20 years.

You learned a lesson. Now go find another woman.He's a semi-troll who sometimes is funny. I don't know why he put so much effort with the pics, but I guess it's so that you stop thinking about this chick, a form of tough love.

That's not a good compromise. It would likely make both of you unhappy

This. Whatever happened to finding lifepartners with at least somewhat similar life goals? Why the need to obsess over someone who just doesnt match with you?


Inb4 "No no no i want her kids now i know this, i want everything with her, the ring the wedding the 3 kids". Thats bull****, thats just the trauma of losing her speaking. I guarantee you brothoven that if you somehow got back with her, got comfortable on the relationship again, got past the new honey moon stage, so fast forward 6 months and you will be hearing her talk with joy and emotion on her face about all this, the new house, the new dog,all the kids, their college funds etc, and you will think to yourself "****, maybe i fuked up"

I hope Chadimir's cock works better than that ****ty N1 rocket, otherwise he will "explode" 10 seconds after takeoff

Cool man I'll check it out, thanks for the recommendationI get what you're saying. But.. and maybe I'm just idealizing and romanticizing the hell out of it... BUT.... I think I may have had a soulmate. This girl was head over heels for me for years. She did everything you could ever possibly ask from a woman. And I loved her too... but I was older, and I was jaded. I was highly suspicious of marriage. I wasn't ready to settle down yet. And I didn't think my life goals aligned with hers. I didn't cultivate our love the way I should have. I let it slip away. And honestly, it probably took this girl about 3 years to completely fall out of love with me and let me go. Maybe more.

So going back to what you were saying... maybe, even if I did honor her love the way she honored mine, it wouldn't have lasted. Maybe we both would have gotten too comfortable. Maybe the stress of kids would have destroyed our marriage. Maybe we would have both had mid-life crises and everything would have fallen apart.

But then again, maybe it wouldn't have.

She was a highly loyal woman. She wanted nothing more than me, just me. She did everything possible to make me happy. Her Pinterest said "housewife in training." She cooked, she cleaned, she was submissive.
She just needed the same amount of love and committment in return as she gave. But I didn't give that to her. That's why she split.

And here I am, still grappling with the situation a year later.

Anyway, that's enough about my story... what's your story bro?Yeah, it was a pure troll post but I have to give him props, it was hilarious.

The Legend of Chadimir Thundercock

Sounds like the beginning of a good porno

I think that's probably the only reasonable compromise when one person wants kids and one doesn't. She even said we could send our kid to boarding school. You have to give her props for trying.

Are you trying to say that compromise is impossible in this situation?

Quick Valentine's Day Update, bros


Vladimir went in for the kill



But he was DENIED



And then he got knocked the fukk out




Looks like the tour's over, boyos

Uhhhh. What? Dude it’s been a year just get over it. I broke up with my first love about two and half weeks ago and I’m already over it.

cmon man

stop thinking about her

u say she was loyal when she cucked u with chadimir

move on

u know why ur still feeling attached? because ur still either fuking talking to her or still stalk her on social media

listen...DELETE HER PICS, REMOVE HER, AND NEVER SPEAK TO HER AGAIN

it's like a god damn addiction

There is no such thing as a soulmate. Statistically, there are a lot of women who you would be very compatible with. In fact, statistically, if you keep searching, you will likely meet someone even more compatible with you than this woman was. (makes sense since you guys didn't even get married.)

sorry breh, that sucks

How long does it take to get over someone?

I missed this before but yes that is what I am saying

How old are you? I broke up with my first love too, but that was over a decade ago. I've been with many different women since. You gain perspective over time.

Anyway good for you man, I'm glad you're over it. But if it only took two and a half weeks, I don't think she really meant much to you.

I have just invested like an hour into this thread....

I need to know, did your earlier update mean that the Russian asked for the lady’s hand in marriage and was denied?

Also how did you find this out? Mirin’ detective work.

Hey brah

You're right, you're damn right

But at the same time, you gotta understand that I fukked up

A man's gotta be able to acknowledge his mistakes

We'll see what happens

In the meantime, all I'm trying to say here is

She is not and never was your soulmate. You two did not agree on having children and you should of never continued to waste both your time once you knew that. It is good that you did not compromise and have a kid because that would of eventually ended even worse and then you would of been adding a child into the suffering.

It's over, move on.

For future relationships, only date girls that share your view on children, that is a huge part of life and no relationship will end well if your not on the same page with it. No compromise.

Was legit going to neg you. BUT, you made a great effort and showcased your point so well that I ain't even mad. I appreciate your efforts for the Misc, so I shall give you OG Greens brah.

Thanks man, appreciate the kind words. Repped.
It depends. Could take a few weeks in simple cases, or a few years in complicated cases. The biggest factors are probably how much you love the person, and how much closure you were able to find after the breakup.

People change. I'm not even close to the same person I was 10 years ago. I wasn't ready to settle down before, now I am. It's possible I could even warm up to the kids idea.

Besides, compromise involves doing lots of things you don't want to do. That's just the nature of the beast. Sacrifices, pros and cons. Some people grow into the job.

Are you in the kids or no kids camp?